Authors Note:
Yooooo so like...... I didn't realized that I never posted this on here.............like this is part 2 of the Eye Makeup one shot i did like way back when......and i wrote this part for Valentine's Day and like i posted it on my tumblr and shit but like i never actually posted on here.........WELP ARENT I THE BEST :) guess y'all getting two stories in one night that's literally something I have never fucken done but THERES A FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING. (Also like idk if ima continue the YouTube thing like I just. I don't know man. I want to but also like napping is really great)
But here have this, it was written literally months ago but ENJOY!
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Kirishima was ecstatic. It was finally Friday and that mean only one thing to him. No, it didn't mean that he didn't have school the next day or that he was going to be able sleep in the next morning. No, it meant that Kirishimas favorite youtuber, Bakugou Katsuki was going to be posting his new video today and according to his Instagram it was going to be a valentine's day themed video and as a hopeless romantic, Kirishima was a sucker for anything related to valentine's day. This video was going to contain his two favorite things, valentine's day and Bakugou, so of course he was beyond happy.
"What's up my little fucks" Bakugou said, to Kirishimas surprise Bakugou wasn't wearing any makeup, he looked good without it. "Now today I am hitting you guys with a Valentine's Day makeup tutorial because a lot of you guys wouldn't shut up about me making one and honestly I wasn't going to make one because personally I could care less about this holiday, but I noticed that all the valentine's day looks on here are basically so that whoever you're on a date with likes you or the looks are super toned the fuck down. So, I said fuck that, and made this tutorial so that you can go on your date and SCARE WHOEVER IS WITH YOU. That's right, just fucken intimidate the fuck out of them. So, if you want to find out how to do that, keep watching."
Kirishima was beeming.
"Now first thing first is you got to prime your skin because you did not work so damn hard to make sure you have clear skin only for your foundation to make you break out. Also, at the person that commented on my last video telling me that primer helps with oily eyelids, I hear you, and I appreciate your comment, but no thanks. Anyways after you prime your face, it's time for foundation and I'm going to go into this new foundation that I bought that is supposed to make my pores disappear and give me a photoshop kind of look which like I fucken want but also looking at the bottle right now this shit does not look like my color so let's fucken see" Bakugou said as he pressed the pump and shade of color way too dark for him came out. "Well shit...this is not my color at all......fuck."
Kirishima giggled.
"Well fuck this shit I'm not about to go out looking like a different fucken person, in this house we don't fucken wear wrong foundation colors. So, I'm just going to use my usual foundation and make a note to myself to never fucken buy anything online ever again, holy fuck. Anyways I'm just going to put it all over because we're trying to cover up all of our flaws, can't let the world know our skin is patchy who the fuck do you think we are? After that we're going to go into our concealer and put it under the eyes, chin and right in the middle of the forehead, those areas are the most fucked so we gotta make sure they get covered up real good."
"Then we're going to go into this lose powder and just like, put it everywhere. I could easily bake with this but listen. It's a Valentine's Day makeup tutorial, this makeup will only be seen for at most an hour while you're eating and then you're going to be bent over some random bed and no one's going to give a shit if your makeup creases. Trust me. We don't have to bake today." Bakugou said before brushing on powder onto his face.
"Okay and now that we have the base over and done with, we're going to add some color to our face because we're looking like a ghost right now, and no one wants to fuck a ghost. So, let's grab this bronzer right here and put it right in the bottom of your cheekbones, using it as contour, and now we're going to make this contour SEVERE, we're trying to make our cheekbones so fucken prominent that the guy you're on a date with is going to be intimidated because girls listen, if your man isn't intimidated by you then why are you with them? Your man should be attracted to you but also be so scared he gets hard like that's just how it has to be. Self-love is dating someone that fears you but also appreciates your power."
Kirishima couldn't help but giggle again.
"Okay and don't forget to put some bronzer on the sides and top of the forehead so that it all looks together, and not like you're new to makeup and only doing your makeup to impress this boy. Now on to the best fucken part and literally fight me on this if you want. This is the best fucken part of any makeup look and I will stab you if you say no okay? Okay. Now grab your brightest fucken highlighter like I'm not fucking around, grab the fucken brightest shit you have and we're going to pack that shit onto the top of our cheek bones, and by pack, I mean you're going to put so much of that shit so that while you're on this date with this guy you are shinning so brightly the fucker won't look anywhere else but at you. Like trust me I used to pretend I was heterosexual before, so I know how guys think and act and guys are like fucken goblins, they are attracted to bright shiny things and get in like a trance when they see something matching that description."
"Okay and we're also going to put some of that highlighter on the cupids bow to make your lips fuller and more kissable, or I don't know make your lips look so nicer so the guy you're with hesitates kissing you, it all depends on how much highlighter you use honestly. Now after that we're going to quickly do our eyebrows and this is the trickiest part of this whole fucken look because your eyebrows will be the ones to tell this boy if you got your shit together or if you're a fucken mess. Naturally we're going to be telling this guy we're the best damn thing he could ever hope to have and that he should be happy he even got one date with us, so we're going to make these eyebrows both dark and sharp, make them be prettier than him and his ex-girlfriend, that's what we're going for here."
"Okay and now we're half way through so time for the eyes. So, staying true to my brand this eye look will be the reason this boy will be intimidated by you. So, we're going to first go in and immediately grab this dark red shade right here and put that on our crease, make sure to blend that shit out at the edges, you'll see why later" Bakugou said as he put the red shade on his eye. "Alright now we're going to grab this dark pink right here and put that on the edges and blend it into the dark red like so.... now since its Valentine's day I'm going to stick to valentine's day colors so don't worry, it'll still be festive but also still be able to scare a man."
Kirishima couldn't stop himself from smiling.
"Okay now we're going to grab our concealer and put it in the middle of the eyelid to kind of cut the crease more severely, then we're going to put the white eyeshadow all over the lid to set the concealer like so" Bakugou said. "Then I'm going to grab this baby pink shade right here that has clearly never been touched because I don't do pastel, timid shit but this time we'll let it slide. We're going to grab the pink and put it right where the white and dark red meet and use it to blend the colors together."
"Now grab that same light pink and put that on the bottom eyelashes all over, then grab the dark red and put it only on the outer corner of the bottom eyelashes, blending both colors. And see it's not as dramatic as usual but also still intimidating in a way, but not intimidating enough, so we're going to grab this white shimmery shade and put that on the inner corners of the eyes as well as on the brow bone, kind of like a small highlighter for your eyes. Then we're going to grab this semi red and pink shade here and put that on the crease to really make your eyes kind of sink in and just define the crease even more."
Bakugou was looking prettier by the minute and Kirishima couldn't help but fall for him even more.
"And so that's all the colors I'm using this time, sadly, but we're going to go ahead and grab our eyeliner and make a thin line that turns into a wing. Now don't make the wing too thick but at the same time make it ridiculously long, the longer the wing the more this boy will be scared of your power. But we also can't make it thick because we don't want him to know that we often fuck up and have to make adjustments to our life, we have to make them think that we're the definition of perfection. So perfect they hesitate being with you."
You're perfect for me, Kirishima thought before realizing what he just thought and blushing.
"Okay and for lashes you're going to grab the biggest pair you have because we got to make it so that if this boy starts fucking around, our eyelashes can hopefully work as wings for us to fly away from his bullshit." Bakugou said before leaving the screen and then coming back on. "Okay got the lashes on and the look is almost complete, now while I was putting the lashes on I noticed something was missing and that is our blush, now we're going to lightly blush our cheekbones and the top of the nose to give us this 'I'm super cute and friendly' look which will confuse the hell out of this boy because he'll be scared of us but also think that we're adorable when we laugh. And that's the only reason we should be using blush honestly. To confuse people."
"Okay and now onto the lips, we're going to go ahead and use this bright red color because its valentine's day, of course we're going to fucken use red. On that day you either use red because you're fucken badass or pink because you're weak, like that's it. You use any other color and you're obviously confused as hell and need help. Obviously we have to set this whole look with setting spray and just" Bakugou said before spraying his whole face. "And we're done."
He was absolutely breathtaking. Kirishima jaw actually dropped and he couldn't help but put pause on the video so that he could admire him some more. After fully memorizing how he looked, Kirishima put play again.
"So yeah and now you're ready to go on your date and make this boy be intimidated by you. Now I personally am not into Valentine's day because that's just some mushy romantic shit that I am not about at all but to those who are excited for it, have fun I guess. And uh yeah, if you liked this fucken look give me a thumbs up and if you want to see my other videos where I am much more dramatic with my colors, click the link below to my full makeup tutorial playlist and don't forget to subscribe for more shit and yeah. Go get some dick and see you all later" Bakugou said before the video ended.
Kirishima grunted, he really was crushing on him so hard. It didn't help that recently he had found out that Bakugou and him actually lived in the same city so in retrospect he totally could be with this boy but at the same time Kirishima hesitated. How the hell was he supposed to be able to get someone so perfect? How was he supposed to get him to notice him?
Mina had told him to just dm him since Bakugou had his dms open weidly enough, and that he could just woo him through there but at the same time what would Kirishima even say? How would he even start the conversation. "Yes, hi I've been obsessing over you for the past couple of days and I genuinely like you and would want to take you out on a date?" That didn't sound manly at all, kind if desperate actually, plus Kirishima was sure that many guys were already trying to get with him and so Kirishima didn't stand a chance.
Kirishima grunted, he really did like Bakugou though and it was so frustrating that he couldn't at least talk to him. He sighed, maybe he should just say that he really liked his videos and that's it. Maybe that won't get him a reply back but at least he tried and at least was able to tell Bakugou some part of the truth.
He slowly pulled out his phone and went onto Bakugous account, opening the dms and sighed. What was he doing, he thought, this is stupid. He slowly started to write out how he enjoyed Bakugous videos and that he thought Bakugou was amazing, but then Kirishima shook his head. This was stupid, really stupid, Kirishima thought before clicking on the text box to try and erase the message but instead sending the message.
Kirishim stayed still, looking at his phone, saying message sent. He slowly turned off his phone and threw it across the room.
Who needs phones anyways, right?