How to Irk a Reader as a Writ...

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Just random thoughts about things that writers do that irk me as a reader. Fueled by caffeine, lack of sleep... Higit pa

Forewarning
Writer's who Bail
Break it Up
Judging a Book by its Cover
The Drop
More Human than Human
Picture Books
Ye Ol' Cock Tease
Lyrically Speaking
Elementary, dear Watson
Clarification
Hostage
Routine
Standardized Writing
Labels (tags) Matter
Full Stop
Worlds Going Black
Swiss Cheese
Defensive Action
Bottle-necked Ideas
Big Fat Deal
Bring the Pain
Consistently Inconsistent
Teasers
Too Many Irons in the Fire
Hello from the Author's Side
Random Chapters
Morning Madness
You Talk Too Much
The Art of Speaking
Age Ain't Nuthin' But a Number
Speaking of Numbers
Who's Your Tailor
Playing with People's Emotions
Pretty Piece of Flesh
About Time
Hairy Scary
Eyes Have It
This is the Story that Never Ends
Perfectly Imperfect
I Hate to Love to Hate You
We Just Met...
What's Your Motivation
Empty Handed
Back, Back and Forth and Forth
Pluggin' Away
Friends Like These
It's All Greek to Me
Thou Shalt Not STEAL
Sinking Ships
SSDS
The Struggle
Unwanted Solicitations
IKR!
Those Pesky Legal Things
Comma Drama

A Rant about other Ranters

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So...I'm reading other wattpadians rant books and I'm seriously wanting to slap these people.  How the hell you gonna call people out on their shit but don't check your own shit?  Like, for reals?

Bitches, get it together.

If you are going to rant on stuff, at least use capitals and periods.  I can't take you even semi-serious with those two basic grammar crimes.  Yes, they are crimes -unless your native language does NOT have the capitalization/punctuation rules (like many Asian languages, Indian, and Arabic language.)  If you are a native English speaker - you eat, sleep, and breathe the English language. We teach capitalization and punctuation in KINDERGARTEN.  Write ENGRISH right!  (yeah that's on purpose!)  

Stupid jagoffs.



And yes...there are grammar mistakes in syntax, structure, and the use of ebonics.  However, I used capitals and punctuation so nah!

Oh, and I'm not above correcting myself or admitting my mistakes.  Point 'em out.

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