---- [W -> D] ----
D: I'm in love with a hero
W: You are?
D: And it's me!
D: It's me!
D: Perfectly wonderful me!
W: It's you!
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W: What would you do if you accidentally summoned a demon?
D: Tweet about it
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D: Check it--wireless touch lamps. I don't pay for electric bills in my little house here because I'm not a fucking idiot, so these come in handy!
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W: Indiana Jones more like Fedora the explorer
D: I'm deleting
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D: Are we gonna have a problem?
D: You got a bone to pick?
D: I'd normally slap your face off, and everyone here could watch
D: But I'm feeling nice so listen up here's some advice biotch
W: Dude, all I did was ask for some cereal
W: You don't have to get all Broadway on me
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W: Where did you get that pen you always carry around?
D: Okay, so a few years ago when I had just started as Robin there was this café that we thought was laundering money or something, so Bruce got me to basically hang out there all day, and about halfway through the day, this women is up at the counter ordering. She says she wants a non-fat latte because she was "watching her weight"
D: So out of nowhere the guy behind her says "watching your weight? But what about the wait for your watch?" Which is a completely unhinged response like I know this was Gotham but wtf
D: Anyway, the women looks kind of uncomfortable and this silence falls over the entire café, I decided to break the tension so I said "you can't wait for a watch, you don't have the time"
D: and then he said, "oh, quick boy," walked over, gave me the pen, and walked out without ordering anything and I never told Bruce
W: You pleased the mad fae trickster
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D: The only thing that could make this moment better is like if somebody had some garlicbread
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W: We'll stand together even in life and death
D: Probably death
W: Death for sure
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D: (wheeze)
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W: Whats your religion?
D: Money
W: Okay whats your sign?
D: Dollar
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D: How Extra are you from 0 to Shane Alexander Madej wearing sunglasses on a studio recording a song for the animated hotdog saga he invented
W: A solid Victor buying a pink sports car when Yuri only sent him out for milk with five dollars
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W: You're a princess
D: I'm a queen wtf
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D: Dude, it's 1922-
W: How do you lose?-
D: Things get lost!
W: That's 6 heads!
W: That's so many heads!
W: How do you lose that many heads?!
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W: There you are, you Otaku son of a bitch
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D: What if hiccups are just ghost frogs possessing people
W: Actually leave
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W: Dick- stop-
D: Shut up, Wally, your opening a bar with me- end of story
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D: I, personally, would love to calm down, and yet
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W: How do you keep track of all these lies?
D: Practice. Lying is like 95% of what I do
W: In your job
D: Sure
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D: Please? For me?
W: No, don't try that
D: What do you mean?
W: You think just because you say 'please? For me?' I'll do it
D: Please? For me?
W: ...Fine
---- [The Three Muskequeers] ----
R: I wish you could block people in real life
W: Restraining order
D: Murder.
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R: I hope you have a good explanation for this.
D: We have three actually
W: Pick your favourite
---- [W -> D] ----
W: You know that's not a stress ball, right? It's a lemon.
D: Let me have my process.
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D: There's no "I" in team, but there is one in "pizza."
W: So you're not going to share.
D: I am not going to share.
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W: Don't correct me!
D: Don't be wrong!
---- [The Three Muskequeers] ----
D: Hail Satan!
W: Rain Satan.
R: Snow Satan.
D: Tomorrow there is a 98% chance of precipitation
R: It'll be foggy in the morning...
W: Lots of condensatan.
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D: We have fun, don't we, Wally?
W: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
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W: Eh, whatever, it'll be fine
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D: Hey
D: If you listen closely you can hear the sound of me not caring at all
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W: Every time you get dressed remember that, if you die, it is your ghost outfit forever
D: Nothing has ever motivated me to sort out my dress sense more than this message
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D: My soul leaving my body, but with one of those whistle sound effects
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W: I use the word fuck so excessively sometimes I forget its a swear word
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D: Demonic possession is just hacking somebodies irl account
W: Whats your soulcial security number
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W: Leave
D: WOULD YOU STOP FLICKING HOLY WATER AT ME
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D: Do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again
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W: Anybody here ever heard of critical thinking?
D: I don't think so... What are some of their songs?
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D: Wait
D: If Mary had baby Jesus, and Jesus was the Lamb of God...
D: Did Mary have a little lamb?
W: I...
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W: Never let your printer know you waiting until the last minute to print something and are in a hurry, they can sense fear
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D: My reasons for doing things:
D: 1. Spite
D: 2. The aesthetic
D: That's it
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W: STOP AGGRESSIVELY HEADBANGING TO CHRISTMAS CAROL PARODIES
W: JUST BECAUSE THEY WROTE THEM ABOUT YOU DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN BREAK ALL THE VASES
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D: Wanna start a youtube channel with me and go ghost hunting?
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W: Don't cite Wikipedia, cite the sources from Wikipedia
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D: Welcome to the madness bitch
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W: Some people on Tumbler gif so so quickly it's not natural
D: You could say it's...
D: *insert gif*
D: Supernatural
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D: I'll get over it I've just gotta be dramatic first
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W: What, pray tell, the fuck
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D: I'm sorry, the old Dick can't come to the phone right now
D: Why?
D: Becuase he's dead
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D: That's not his name-calling face
W: Is that his flirting face?
D: I don't know, I don't know what flirting is with Jason
D: He used to think love was a conspiracy theory created by the Russians during the Cold War so..
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