The Chronicles of What the He...

By Choice_Word

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This is a collection of stupid stories written by me and the author 1equilibrium. This is just the weird adve... More

The Chronicles of What The Heck, This is Stupid!
More stupidness....
The Revenge of Blake and Courtney
Just Plain Stupidity
The Crazy Dream
The Wish Game
Mind Control
Silliness
Dinner Conversation
Tomato Cars, Tricycles, a Bumpkin, and a Vampire (Sort of)
Simply Stupid
The One Time Nick is..uh..Some What Cool (He made me name it that. Nick: Heyy)
Have You Ever Been Arrested by the Tricycle Police? Well....
An Interview With Blake
Click Here for More Stupidity
For Your Own Safety, Don't Click Here
Welcome to Stupidity
Stranger Things Have Happened
Nonsensical Nothings
Mismatches and Changes

Wereworms and Other Crazy Things

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Dylan: *Pedals around in spastic circles.*

Milo: What'cha doin', Dylan?

Dylan: Riding an elephant.

Seth: Is that your attempt at being sarcastic?

Dylan: *Sarcastically* Noo.

Nick: Ooooh. Burn, Seth. *Looks at Seth's face and squeaks* Or drink water...

Seth: *Gives Nick a confused look.*

Dylan: Oh yeah, guys. I got rockets installed on my tricycle. *Smirks* It's so cool it's like ice.

Nick: Yeah...Dylan....the ice is melting.

Dylan: 'Cause I'm hot.

Nick: *Facepalms.*

*Later, everyone goes bowling.*

Dylan: *Gets a gutter ball.* Ahhh! *Rides down the alley on his tricycle and knocks over all the pins before they hear a clunk as Dylan disappears down the tunnel.*

Nick: Oh my.

Dylan: *Comes back.* I hate bowling.

Vanessa: What a surprise...

Dylan: Raaa! *He starts throwing bowling balls around.*

*The police come in and pick Dylan up off his tricycle and escort him out.*

Dylan: My tricycle! Gimme my tricycle!

*The police leave with Dylan.*

Seth: *Looks at Dylan's tricycle* What do you suppose we do with it?

*They leave Dylan's tricycle in the middle of the road to be spiteful.*

Dylan: *Comes back just as a car rides over his tricycle.*

Alfred: What kind of idiot leaves their tricycle in the middle of the road?

Dylan: Me! That's my tricycle! *He throws a bowling ball at Alfred's car.*

Alfred: Hey!

Dylan: *Smirks.*

Alfred: *Drives over Dylan's tricycle again.* Bye!

Dylan: My tricycle! Revenge will be had!

Vanessa: ...Good luck with that, Dylan.

*They all go and see a movie titled "I Am Worm.* *The Setting is inside the main character male, Joe's, house.*

Joe: Mandy, I'm a monster. It's not safe for you here.

Mandy: But, Joe! I love you!

Joe: *Starts to morph.*

Mandy: Oh my gosh! He turned into only his - oh, he's a worm...a wereworm.

-Move ends-

Dylan: *Pedals in on his fixed tricycle and crosses his arms all gangster-like.* Worms are in.

Nick: But I thought you hated everything?

Dylan: I do. It doesn't mean I can't support something.

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