The Beatles
John: What do you want for your birthday, son?
Sean: A girlfriend who is not crazy..
John: Please ask for something more realistic, son.. Like a dragon?
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Zack: Dad, I'm off to a party...
Ringo: Would u be drinking?
Zack: No..
Ringo: Doing drugs?
Zack: No!
Ringo: Sex?
Zack: No... No...
Ringo: Then why the hell are you even going?
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Queen
If Freddie had a son:
John: Dad! I got my girlfriend pregnant!
Freddie: WHAT THE FUCK, JOHN!
John: M kidding... I failed my Algebra test. LOL.
Freddie: Thank god...
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