Percy Jackson meets...FACEBOO...

By Nman1234

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What happens when Percy Jackson meets his worst opponent yet! The one and only, Facebook! -I'm not very good... More

Percy Jackson meets...FACEBOOK!!!
Percy finally joins Facebook
What does the Fox Say
Percabeth GoNe!!! (ONLY FOR A SHORT TIME)
Percabeth Back Together
........
AWKO TACO
Reyna and Leo are through.....and many other weird things
DAM EBAY
Rude....BY MAGIC!!! And... Mission Torture Jason
Sorry
The gods as KIDS!!!???!!! AND HACKED?
Introducing!!!
New campers
Sorry...
Percy and his many loves & Superheroes!
Happy Birthday!
Sorry or not
FYI
Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard
BoO
Wedding (not who you expect it to be)
The Wedding!
Halloween
Sweet, Sweet Revenge
Happy Birthday Hazel!
Happy holidays
Hazel's birthday...and some other random stuff
Happy New Year!
More Dreams...
Random Stuff
Diary???
Percy Jackson Movie and DONUTS!
How Jasper/Jiper was created
FYI
PUNNY CHAPTER
The Fandom Attacks
Randomness
More Randomness
PERCY JACKSON GREEK HEROES
Video Games
Author's Note
Random Stuff Again
1st day of Christmas
2nd day of Christmas
4th day of Christmas
5th day of Christmas
6th day of Chrismas
7th day of Christmas
8th day of Christmas
9th day of Chrismas
10th day of Chrismas
11th day of Christmas
12th day of Chrismas
Christmas Special? (A little late xD)
Random Chapter that I can't think of a good name for...
Announcement
*Announcement*
It's a Real Chapter! Finally!!!
Announcement again...
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
Lucky Winners
Questions
Special Chapter
God/Demigod Battles
Truth or Dare
Truth or Dare with the Demigods!!!
Tagged
Scrapbook
Tagged...Again xD
Where's Percy
Pets
The Battle
After the Pet Revolution
Pokémon Go
A/N
Thanksgiving
No clue...
***Announcement***
A Chapter for the Minor Characters (At least in this Facebook book)
...Shhhhh...
Totally Not Part 2 Of The Black Mail Box
I'M BACK
Game???
Game.
1st Battle!
2nd Battle!
3rd Battle!
4th Battle
5th Battle
6th Battle
7th Battle
Winner...
Love is in the Air
Percy Jackson x Avatar

The results!

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Chiron: I am disappointed in you guys.

Me and Percy: Sorry for setting Camp back on fire...

Annabeth: Sorry for lying to you.

Me and Percy: Thank you...

Me and Percy: Not again!

Chiron: You've been hanging out with Percy too long that your mind has become dull like Percy's.

Me and Percy: Okay...Wait you callin me dumb!

Chiron: *Seperates them...and locks them in two seperate rooms. Across the country from each other. One in the sky, one in the underworld...* I think that's far enough.

Chiron: Wait! Who won the big battle?

Bob the Big Blue Whale: ^-^ ME!

Hepaesus (Is that how you spell it) : I am ashamed in you.

Leo: Hey!

Leo 2.0: At least my dad is not ashamed in me

Hepaesus 2.0: I am ashamed in you

Leo 2.0: Hey!

Leo: LOL!!!

Hepaesus: I'm still ashamed in you.

Leo: :-(

Leo 3.0: You all suck!

Hepaesus 3.0: You do too...

Leo 3.0: Hey!

Chiron: But what were the results?

Jason: Leo- broken arm, broken nose, foot squashed, and temperarly loss of hearing

Leo: WHAT!!! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!

Kids: AYE AYE CAPTAIN!

Captain: Ohhhhhhh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea

Kids: Spongebob squarepants!

Captain: Absorbant and yellow and porous is he

Kids Spongebob Squarepants

Captain: If nautical nonsense be something you wish

Kids: Spongebob Squarepants!

Captain: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish

Kids: Spongebob Squarepants!

Jason: Okay...

Jason: Well Leo 2.0- a broken hip, a bent finger, hair burned off, and has trouble hearing

Leo 2.0: WHAT!!! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!

Kids: AYE AYE CAPTAIN!

Captain: Ohhhhhhh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea

Kids: Spongebob squarepants!

Captain: Absorbant and yellow and porous is he

Kids Spongebob Squarepants

Captain: If nautical nonsense be something you wish

Kids: Spongebob Squarepants!

Captain: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish

Kids: Spongebob Squarepants!

Jason: Okay...again...

Jason: Leo 3.0- got a black eye, burned hand, has hard time breathing, and hearing lo-

Leo 3.0: WHAT!!! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!

Kids: AYE AYE CAPTAIN!

Captain: Ohhhhhhh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea

Kids: Spongebob squarepants!

Captain: Absorbant and yellow and porous is he

Kids Spongebob Squarepants

Captain: If nautical nonsense be something you wish

Kids: Spongebob Squarepants!

Captain: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish

Kids: Spongebob Squarepants!

Jason: Okay...What the heck...

Jason: Well, The rest of the Whale army had- broken fins, tons of broken teeth, and loss of hearing

Whale Army: WHAT!!! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!

Kids: AYE AYE CAPTAIN!

Captain: Ohhhhhhh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea

Kids: Spongebob squarepants!

Captain: Absorbant and yellow and porous is he

Kids Spongebob Squarepants

Captain: If nautical nonsense be something you wish

Kids: Spongebob Squarepants!

Captain: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish

Kids: Spongebob Squarepants

Jason: I'm sensing a pattern...

Jason: And Bob the Big Blue Whale- nothing, except hearing loss...

Bob the Big Blue Whale: WHAT!!! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!

Kids: AYE AYE CAPTAIN!

Captain: Ohhhhhhh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea

Kids: Spongebob squarepants!

Captain: Absorbant and yellow and porous is he

Kids Spongebob Squarepants

Captain: If nautical nonsense be something you wish

Kids: Spongebob Squarepants!

Captain: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish

Kids: Spongebob Squarepants

Jason: ...-___-

Leo: look a wh-

Me: *stares evilly*

Chiron: I took away your computer!

Me: You will never get rid of me!

Chiron: ...

Chiron: ...

Chiron: ...

Chiron: ....

Me: STOP!!!

Chiron: ...

Chiron: ...

Chiron has logged off

Me: Finally!

Leo: That's not very nice

Me: I'm sorry

Leo: You should be!

Me: *angry face* Well, you should be a.....DOG!

Hazel: Awww! I found a random dog on the floor. It reminds me of Leo! It even just set on fire! It's name tag says- Leo. Awww! Somebody must have bought it for him! Now he's trying to type on my computer, here's his message. "IasdialjflksjidslghWILLhaoghfsuoihgouGEToiadhgoYOU -Leoaiodjfoiahd

Me: I wonder who he is *evil grin*

Hazel: Why do you have an evil grin?

Me: Me? How dare you accuse me of something

Hazel: I'm sorry

Hazel has logged off to give her new dog, Leo a bath.

Me: *Evil Grin*

Leo: Bark Bark Bark!!! (Dog for- NOOOOOO! I HAVE A STREAK OF NOT TAKING A SHOWER/BATH FOR THREE MONTHS!!!)

Leo has logged off to get a bath...forcefully

Me: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Jason: that's not nice

Me: I know!

Me: and you can be...Leo!

Piper: has anybody seen Jason?

Leo: I'm right here!

Piper: very funny Leo! now has anybody seen Jason

Leo: but. but. but....

Percy: good one!

Me: don't talk to me...

Me: You can be... Athena!

Annabeth: mom! what are you doing here?

Athena: your mom's here! Hide me!!!

Annabeth: mom!

Athena:...

Frank: plz don't hurt me!

Me: don't worry, you can be..... Percy!

Ares: Percy, I challenge you to a rematch!

Percy: Dad!...wait...I'm percy.... AHHHHH!

Ares: get back here!

Nico: at least I'm normal...right?

Me: nope

Me: you are now....wait for it....wait for it...your loved one.... Percy!

Ares: there are two Percy's!

Percy (Nico): I do not like Percy anymore!

Percy (Nico): I like Thalia!

Thalia: Percy..... I'm sorry, this is wrong. I like Nico. plus you have Annabeth.

Annabeth: there's two Percy's!

Athena: Three!

Annabeth: very funny mom.

Athena: who is this fiend! trying to mock me

Athena: no!

Athena: I will find you!!

Athena: *runs*

Athena: *chases "Athena"*

Annabeth: my mom is weird. lets to Percy. *grabs "percy".

Percy (Nico): Ahhhh!

Annabeth: *kisses "Percy"*

Percy (Nico): HELP!

Me: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Me: Now you guys will turn back to normal, in 3,2,1!

Annabeth: WHY AM I KISSING NICO!!!

Ares: Why am I chasing my son! Not Percy!

Mars: MY son.

Athena: AH! Percy is the imposter!

Percy: HELP!

Hazel: MY EYES!!! I WAS GIVING LEO A BATH!!!

Frank: LEO!!!!!

HOPE YOU GUYS LIKED THIS CHAPTER!!! PLZ GET MORE PEOPLE READING MY STORIES!

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