1. Find out how Bikinni Bottom got its name.
2. Go to Squidward's house and annoy him.
3. Turn Patrick's house into a rock-sculpture.
4. Find out how they take showers underwater.
5. Find Pearl's biological mother.
6. Build a campfire.
7. Throw a parade, and throw Krabby Patties.
8. Put Spongebob's house in a fruit salad.
9. Take your favorite person/band down with ya.
10. Move there. Duh.
11. Get a job at the Krusty Krab.
12. Steal the secret formula!
13. Try Plankton's chum.
14. Squash Plankton and see his reaction.
15. Catch a jellyfish!
16. Go to Goo Lagoon with your friends.
17. Have a duel with Spongebob and Sandy.
18. Set Spongebob and Sandy up on a date.
19. Ask Spongebob's parents why they look like old, wrinkly cookies instead of sponges.
20. Work out with Larry the Lobster.
21. Stop evil with Mermaid Man and Barnicle Boy.
22. Find out why Gary says "meow".
23. Purposly burn the Krabby Patties. Then throw them at plankton.
24. Take Mrs.Puff's driving test. Purposly make the whole course explode!
25. Get all of Bikinni Bottom to gather together for a group photo.
26. Explore Neptune's castle!
27. Star in a Spongebob episode!
28. Attempt to swim up to the "sky".
29. Ask Sandy where she got her suit.
30. Call Squidward "Grinch" and see what he says.
31. Find out how all of the characters got their houses.
32. Introduce Mr.Krabs to a freaking hamburger for once.
33. Steal Mr.Krab's money!
34. Walk up to Sandy in public, point to her, and shout, "TEXAS IS DUMB!"
35. Invite me to come with you?
36. Leave whilst driving with an unconscious health inspector in your trunk.