If I could be anything at all in the history of everything...
If either be
A monkey
Or a UNICORN
Mainly because I'd want to prove to people that they're real
Stab people with my horn
Use my magical powers
Stroke my beard
Fly
Flick my tail
And I've always wanted to be a horse so why not be a magical one!
Or a monkey because i can throw bananas at people and it'd be legal.
Throw a hissy fit
Spit on people
Hit people
Pick pocket
Steal things