Growing Up Arab

By AvalonRoyce

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Perhaps growing up Arab comes with humorous moments worth sharing. Genre: Random More

Foremost
من أي بلد؟
The Lights
They Aren't Dresses
The Two "Cures"
Your Background
The Pronunciation
Beetzza
Grape Leaves
Our Typing
The Arab إن شاء الله
Our Hospitality
Being a Girl
Dabkeh
Arab Money
Hookah
Baba's Curses
Arab ≠ Muslim
Arab Civilization
Siblings
Dogs
You Sure You're an Arab?
7aywan as a Non-Insult
We're Always Late
Amount of Children
Shoe Store
The Signal
Degrading Remarks
For باب الحارة
How Many Kisses?
Marriage to Cousins
Stuffing You With Food
Food
Arabic
Pay Time
We Never Smile
The Question of the Day
Girls at Weddings
Deserts
Envy, Evil Eye, & Black Magic
Arab Grandmothers
Arabs and Palestine
"الله يعين اللي بده يتزوجك!"
Lebnani Dabkeh > Everything Else
Catcalling
Genie Roots for the Win
Volumes When Speaking
Volumes When on Phones
Driving in Arab Countries
Adding an "s" ≠ Plural in Arabic
Arab Brothers
Arab Brothers 2.0
I choose life
Arab Brothers 3.0
Arab Rhymings
"So Where You From?"
To العراق
Turkish Dramas
I NEED A TITLE FOR THIS IDK
طب انت اصلك من وين؟!
When Arab Americans Go Back Home...
Fact of the Day
How to Express Yourself: The Arab Version
Mahr
"Ay-rab"
Comparison to Cousins
For سعد لمجرد
"Are you Arabic?"
"Habibi" and "Habibti"
An Arab Mother's Heaven
Something We've Never Said
Here's the Truth
Misrepresentation Isn't Cute
صالح ولا خربان؟
The Formality of فصحى
When ajanib try to be 3arab
The أبجدية Letters
The Most Common Name
"When I Was Your Age" 2.0
The Annoying Disunity
Unanswerable Questions
Even Our Letters Smile
The Middle East
Hands Down
That "thing"
"WHAT WILL THEY SAY?!"
The FBI Investigation
To Every Female
When You Fake it
Those Types of Guys
Fun Fact of The Day 2.0
"Baba"
"'Amo"
"When I was your age. . ."
Being On Time
Family "Forests"
Last Names
That Room
When the Feels Hit You Hard
Arabs are Savage
Are We Really Savage?
Food 2.0
Arabic Names
Arabs & Watermelon
The Evolution of Arabic Music
The Arab In Sha' Allah 2.0
Arabic Tattoos on Non-Arabic Speakers
"Arab Funnies"
Arab Moms
The Struggle
You've Been Fooled
The Thoughts of an Arab Bride
Belly Dancing
Bargaining
Who to Blame This Time?
Eighteen≠ freedom
No One Understands
The Fake Praises
The Arab Reaction To "Shotgun"
Thank You

The Typical Arab Guy

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By AvalonRoyce

How to spot a 3arabi guy in public if you're in the west:

- sunglasses

- you can smell his cologne from a sea away

- he's driving some type of German car like a Mercedes, Audi, or BMW or if he's in the states and not overly wealthy then maybe a Toyota Camry (probably on his way to the gym or to a café that has argeeleh)

- Stubble or goatee (or really just some type of facial hair)

- probably some type of fade haircut (at least in the passed few years)

- excessive gel, mousse, or wax on hair

- tight shirt

- probably a cigarette in his hand

- tight pants

- thick eyebrows

Shout out to my younger brother. He recently started to wear cologne every time he goes out. xD

#GrowingUpArab

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