*MUSIC PLAY*
Me : YES!!! YESSSSS!!!!! IT LAF SONG!! THE BEST RAP EVER!!! OH MY GOD!!! *jump around a like an idiot*
Maria : Devil calm down!
Me : CALM DOWN?! GIRL YOU TRY CALM DOWN AFTER WATCH THIS WHOLE MUSICAL OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND AGAIN BECAUSE YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH
Me : *ready to sing everything in this so including to sound effect*
[Burr:]
How does a ragtag volunteer army in need of a shower somehow defeat a global superpower?
How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire?
Leave the battlefield waving Betsy Ross' flag higher?
KGIII : Question of the centuries really
Yo. Turns out we have a secret weapon!
Herc : We do?
G.Wash : I think we don't if we do I would know that
Laf : Either way I think Devil really excited about this
An immigrant you know and love who's unafraid to step in!
Thomas : Please don't be Hamilton. Oh what am I saying after all that I should know better that all this is about him
Lee : But Washington just send him home?
Jame : then who?
He's constantly confusin', confoundin' the British henchmen
Me along with the song : *jump from my seat* EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA'S FAVOURITE FIGHTING FRENCHMANNNN!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone give it up for America's favourite fighting Frenchman!
Everyone except me : Wait What?
[Company:]
Me along with the song : LAFAYETTE *continue rap along*
Lafayette!
[Lafayette:]
I'm taking this horse by the reins makin'
Redcoats redder with bloodstains
Laf : Wait me?
Herc : OH MY GOD!!!
Alex, John & Thomas : *cheer excitedly*
[Company:]
Lafayette!
[Lafayette:]
And I'm never gonna stop until I make 'em
Drop and burn 'em up and scatter their remains, I'm
Me : *Jump like how Daveed did*
Jame : HOW DID YOU RAP RIGHT THAT!!
Angelica : Oh MY LORD!!! THIS IS- I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DESCRIBE IT!!!
[Company:]
Lafayette!
[Lafayette:]
Watch me engagin' 'em! Escapin' 'em!
Enragin' 'em. I'm
KGIII : I'm on the opposite side of the war and I LOVE THIS!!
[Company:]
Lafayette!
[Lafayette:]
I go to France for more funds
[Company:]
Lafayette!
[Lafayette:]
I come back with more
[Lafayette and Ensemble:]
Guns
And ships
Theo : Wait how did you go for more funds and come back with gun and ship?
And so the balance shifts
[Washington:]
We rendezvous with Rochambeau, consolidate their gifts
Laf : AYY!! Mon général
[Lafayette:]
We can end this war at Yorktown, cut them off at sea,
but for this to succeed, there is someone else we need:
Thomas : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alex : Oh stop being dramatic
Thomas : Me? dramatic? look at Devil rapping
Me : *Rap every words of the song and jump around like an idiot*
[Washington:]
I know
[Washington and Company:]
Hamilton!
[Lafayette:]
Sir, he knows what to do in a trench
Ingenuitive and fluent in French, I mean
Aaron : Seriously HOW did you rap that fast
Laf : talent *flip hair*
[Washington and Company:]
Hamilton!
[Lafayette:]
Sir, you're gonna have to use him eventually
What's he gonna do on the bench? I mean
Angie : Sit? I mean it a bench
[Washington and Company:]
Hamilton!
[Lafayette:]
No one has more resilience
Or matches my practical tactical brilliance
Philip : How did you said those to words perfectly!?
[Washington and Company:]
Hamilton!
[Lafayette:]
You wanna fight for your land back?
[Company:]
Hamilton!
[Washington:]
I need my right-hand man back!
Alex : YEAH YOU NEED ME!!! Thank again Laf
Laf : De rien mon ami (You're Welcome my friend)
[Women:]
Hamilton!
[Lafayette (men):]
Me : *Still rap every word of the song*
Ah! Uh, get ya right-hand man back (Get your right-hand man back!)
You know you gotta get ya right hand man back (Your right-hand man back!
[Lafayette (women/men):]
I mean you gotta put some thought into the letter (Hamilton!)
But the sooner the better (Hamilton! Hamilton!)
To get your right hand man back! (Ha ha)
Me : WOO!!
Maria : *start questioning how my breathing system work*
Angie : How long have you been practice that?
Me : Umm...5 months and 2 weeks I think. I have no regrets
[Washington:]
Alexander Hamilton
Troops are waiting in the field for you
If you join us right now, together we can turn the tide
Me : Oh my god Christ voice tho
Alex : I agree they all really good singer
Oh, Alexander Hamilton
I have soldiers that will yield for you
If we manage to get this right
They'll surrender by early light
The world will never be the same, Alexander...
G.Wash : it true isn't it?
Herc : yeah it just change forever. Which is a good things
Angelica : Wait if this song is about general Washington tell Alex to come back then that mean-
Hamilsquad : WE ABOUT TO WIN THE WAR!!!!!!!!!!
GKIII : NOO!!!!!!!!!!! IT THAT THE WORST PART OF THE WAR!!
Me : Hey Alex you want to know why general won't let you in command right?
Alex : Yeah?
Me : Well the next song might answer that and general you might want this *give Washingdad a blanket*
G.Wash : What? why?
Me : Let just say it about your 'past'
G.Wash : Say no more *put himself in blanket town*
A/N
When I wrote this I literally fangirling so much
I scared my lil' bro XD
but seriously I was so excited to write this chapter
and the picture up there and what I said are real
I can rap Gun & Ship after
5 months and 2 weeks
and I have no regrets
Anyway that all
BYEE!!!!!!