Living with 5sos! CREDS TO @Hannah_20006
{L= Luke, M= Michael, A= Ashton, C= Calum, U= you}
U: Guys we literally have no food. What happened to it all? I just went to the store yesterday.
M: Luke's a growing boy.
U: He's a growing boy that needs to learn to not eat all the food in the house.
L: Sorry, I'll come with you to buy more.
U: Thank you. Let's go now.
L: Okay.
C: Can I come?
M: I wanna come!
A: I'll come too. Where are we going?
U: No you guys can't come. It's just going to be me and Luke.
U: Calum don't give me the puppy dog face.
U: Great. Now you've got Michael and Ashton doing it Calum.
U: Okay fine. You guys can come but you have to behave.
L, M, C, A: We will!
*at store*
A: Can we get some broccoli?
U: Fine Ash.
A: Oooo how about some pineapple too?
U: One or the other.
A: That's not fair! You're making me choose?
U: Yup now hurry up.
U: Calum quit touching everything.
C: Sorry
L: Can we get come candy?
U: No you guys don't need anymore sugar.
L: Pleeeeeeease?
U: Fine. One bag and that's it.
U: Ashton, I said broccoli OR pineapple. Not both.
U: Luke I said one bag.
U: Calum get over here!
U: Michael you are officially my favorite right now.
C: What are we going to have for dinner tonight?
U: I don't know. What do you guys want?
A: Spaghetti.
U: Ashton we had that yesterday.
M: Pizza.
U: We had that for lunch.
M: You can never have too much pizza though.
U: Michael we are not having pizza.
M: But it's pizza.
U: Michael no is no.
U: Ashton I swear to god if you don't put the broccoli or pineapple back we aren't getting either.
U: Luke one bag! Do you not know how to count to one?
U: CALUM GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE!!
C: What is it y/n?
U: Stop acting innocent. I told you about five times already to stop touching stuff.
L: Can we get some popcorn?
U: Is Ashton the only one that chooses healthy foods?
L, C: Yes.
M: Can we go now? I'm bored.
U: Well you guys are the ones taking forever.
M: Hurry up guys!
L: Shut up Michael! No one cares!
U: Luke! That was very rude! Apologize!
L: Sorry Michael.
M: It's alright dude.
C: Can we get some cereal?
U: This is the last time I am ever taking you guys shopping with me again. Now let's check out and leave.
*back at home*
U: Will you please get off your lazy asses and help me put the groceries away?
M: But I'm too lazy!
U: MICHAEL!
M: Ugh fine.
U: Calum seriously? We've been here what, five minutes and you already have your clothes off? GO PUT SOME FUCKING CLOTHES ON!
A: Can I make broccoli now?
U: Ashton seriously? Help put away all these groceries then I might consider it.
U: Luke get back here!
L: But I have my candy.
U: I don't care! There's still a ton of groceries to put away!
U: Don't you dare stick your tongue out at me Luke Robert Hemmings!
M: Oooo the middle name AND the last name come out.
U: Shut up Clifford!
U: Luke if you don't come into this fucking kitchen and help put these groceries away I'm taking your penguin away for a week.
L: No! Not my penguin!
U: THEN GET YOUR ASS IN HERE AND PUT THESE AWAY!
U: CALUM! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?
C: Right here.
U: I TOLD YOU TO GO PUT CLOTHES ON!
C: But I don't like clothes.
U: I DONT CARE CALUM! I DONT WANT TO SEE YOUR BARE ASS!
C: Awe come on. You know you like it.
U: CALUM!
C: Sorry.
U: Ashton I said wait until ALL the groceries are put away.
U: Luke that's a big ass bag. Don't eat it all. You'll get sick.
U: Michael quit fooling around.
U: Luke you probably just broke every chip in that bag. Thanks for dropping it.
L: Sorry y/n.
U: It's fine Luke.
U: Thank you for putting clothes on Calum.
A: Can I make broccoli now?
U: Oh my god Ashton. Yes you can start making it. Just shut up about it please.
U: Michael don't wrestle Calum in the kitchen.
U: Luke I told you not to eat the whole bag!
U: Calum stop making those moaning sounds! It's freaking me out!
U: Ashton you're going to burn the house down!
U: You guys are a handful holy shit.