Goku X Vegeta Oneshots

By 0WeAreTheNight0

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A big ol' book of awesome Kakavege goodness. A hundred chapters and going! More

One: The Secret of Strength
Two: "Let's Skip The Warmup"
Three: How to Start A War
Four: Sick Day
Five: When The Darkness Comes
Six: Deception
Seven: Blue
Eight: Babies!
Madness
Weird...
Demons
Hellfire
Madness Pt. 2?
The Strangest Things
My Shadow
The Real Slim Shady
My Shadow pt. 2...
Goodbye
When Angels Fly Away
Defying Gravity
Open Up Your Eyes
Did We Just Become Best Friends!?
VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!!!
Midnight Lament
"Don't Cuss in Front of the Kids!"
Thorns Upon Roses
The Endless Shadow (My Shadow pt. 3)
Hide and Seek
"Not Again..."
Endings
Daddy
Too Quiet
Slave
Overwhelmed
The Dark of You
Second Anniversary
Little Monster
Paradise
Dance With The Devil
Hormones
Seventh Month
The Hardships of Motherhood
Slave Part Twoooo
Beyond the Silence
Destiny
Nightmares
Helpless
The Other Side (Request)
"I Said Help Me!"
Rivals
"Go Back to Sleep"
Mistaken
"You're A Parrot!"
Twister
Dreaming of You
Jekyll and Hyde
The Meaning of Decay
"Stay Calm"
Two Faced
Tagged....
Me to You
You to Me
Regrets
Countdown
The Death of Our Sanity
Affection
Goofball
Full of Darkness
The Phone Call
Paper Cut
You're So Dumb
Two Weeks
Growing Old With You
Us and Them
Just Sayin
Listen Up!!!
Amnesia
How Many?
His First Winter
Insomniac
Liar!
I Hate You
Oh God No...
Butter
"I Have A Boyfriend!"
"Please Put Some Pants On..."
No Longer Alone
He's Never Done THAT Before!
Your Many Faces
The Fall
Healing Light
Desire
Hold My Hand
Without Me
Bloody Moonlight
Kingdom Come
Company
Fever Dream
When You Hear the Music
Dancing in the Dark
"You Can't Hide..."
Rewrite the Stars
Found
Tagged
Happy Birthday, Jetra!!!
Happy Birthday, Martel!
Frustrating
Spiked Eggnog
Tags
Intimidation
Nature's Breath
The Wrong Pill
Busted
Dream
Sick
My Lullaby
Wily Tactics
The Merman and The Siren
Requiem For A Dream
Animal
Girls Like Girls
Your Secrets
Through Your Eyes
Just A Massage
Twilight of The Heart
Eclipse of The Soul
Death of The Mind
Tales of the Moon
As Sanity Decays
Taming Hearts
Free
Ocean Whispers
Returned
Stay
Kings and Queens
Sleepy
Lullaby for a Prince
Vegeta's Reply
The Dead Man
Moon Shadow
Welcome Home
Shadows
Casuality
Takes Two to Tango
More Trouble Than You're Worth
Doubting Hearts
Ashes of Eden
The Devil Within
The Fall of Coelum
HE BIT ME
Born of Fire
Face Reveal?
Monsters

I'm The Bad Guy!

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By 0WeAreTheNight0

*LOOOOOOONG overdue!!! So sorry about the wait!!! Likely chance that this segment, similar to Open Up Your Eyes, will be featured in Son of the Moon (when I freaking update ':( ). Enjoy!*

The instant that Goku saw the tiny figure just lounging on the black throne, he turned around with his hands in the air. "Nope!" he declared. "I'm done. I'm done. I'm going home, fuck this."

Bulma and Krillin looked at Goku in shock. Cursing was Vegeta's thing, not Goku's.

Speaking of, the little Saiyan paused in what he was doing and glanced up. He saw Goku and his jaw dropped. "Kakarrot," he said, sounding cheesily pleased. "I haven't seen you in years..." He stood slowly.

That's when Goku saw another little person, but this one was curled up shivering on the floor. A chain led to a stake directly by the dark chair. Goku frowned and looked closer. He let out a startled gasp when he saw Frieza on the end of that chain. "Oh my God... Frieza!?"

The Icejin's red eyes flicked to Vegeta then back to Goku. "Goku, what the hell are you doing here?" he hissed. "Get out of here, now-!" He choked when Vegeta noted that he was speaking and yanked savagely on the chain.

Vegeta tsked. "Hang on, I'll let you know when you can talk, Frieza." He smiled sweetly at Goku. "Oh, this is just too bad, Kakarrot. I said I'd be back, but you've gone and ruined my surprise. Oh well. I suppose I can fight you here."

Goku held his hands in the air. "Vegeta, hold on. I want to show you something, and ask you something. No tricks. I promise."

Vegeta met Goku's eyes. Just the look in his eyes revealed his unstable sanity. Goku shivered. The last crazy Vegeta he'd met had just been cracked to the core, totally unfixable. Perhaps... "You're not the lying kind," Vegeta murmured, unconsciously stroking Frieza's trembling head. He released the chain; Frieza skittered as far away as the tether allowed. "Alright. You've got two minutes. Then we're fighting."

Goku nodded. "Ok." He stood directly in front of Vegeta, holding out his hand. Vegeta made a face, and Goku said, "It's not going to work unless you take my hand." Vegeta looked disgusted, but complied.

Goku placed his forehead against Vegeta's, reconnecting their link. From the outside, Vegeta jolted and his mouth fell open. He tried to pull away briefly but was unable to summon that strength. His knees buckled somewhat, but Goku did catch him.

Inside, Vegeta was being reintroduced to years and years of love and experiences in just a few seconds.

Vegeta choked slightly, trying to yank away again. Goku held him firmly. Their eyes were still connected; they couldn't look a different direction until the bond was completely reestablished. When it did (unlike with the other crazy Vegeta, who had nothing to connect to), Goku released him.

Vegeta hit the floor like a rock. He gasped wildly, clawing at his face. "Pfuh-! Ka- Kakarrot-! I- I- I-" He curled up, clutching his head. "Too much- No- oh God, it hurts-!"

Goku knelt beside him. "Vegeta? I'm sorry, I had to. I had to show you." He brought the shivering Prince close. "Shh, it'll go away."

Vegeta weakly pushed him back. "G- Get aw- away from m-me. Ka-..." He leaned against Goku. "W-What did you do to me...?"

Goku stroked his hair. "This is how I feel about you, Vegeta," he whispered. "And this is how you feel about me in a different universe. I love you, and I need you to love me back."

"What have you done to me...?"

Goku remained silent. He leaned his head against the top of Vegeta's and sighed as the smaller Saiyan began to relax, and even lean into him. "Why didn't you tell me?" Vegeta asked, glancing up wearily. "Kakarrot, that's... that's a lot of years we wasted." He grinned suddenly. "Now I want to show you my handiwork." He got up with an energy Goku didn't recognize.

Vegeta went back to Frieza. "This... was the first thing I did after our battle. After you refused my offer and I returned home, I decided, Fuck it, I'm going against Frieza. If I die, I die. But when I did, I achieved the power of a Super Saiyan, as well as a form beyond even that!" He snagged Frieza's collar and showed Goku. "This was me twelve years ago."

Goku knew. He knew very well. He gulped. "Vegeta... let it go. I want you to come home with me. I want you to give this up."

A frown spread across Vegeta's face. "Give it up?" he barked, a bit angry. "Do you realize how hard I've worked? How much I've done? No! I'm not throwing this away, Kakarrot, not even for you!"

How much I've done.

Goku glanced back along the dark corridors, somehow knowing what he'd see. In the walls, which he suddenly realized were cages, he saw many pairs of eyes. Frightened and dejected, they looked back at him.

Vegeta had managed to overcome every single enemy they had been fated to encounter. Every single one. Completely on his own.

Goku couldn't breathe for a moment. Even with the power of a Super Saiyan and it's ascensions, it had taken his own strength and more to defeat the majority of them. "How...?" he breathed.

Vegeta chuckled darkly. "I'm not the damsel in distress. I'm not your boyfriend or the frightened Princess. I'm not a little bird who needs your help to fly." He tossed his head and began to descend the stairs. "Nope! I'm the bad guy." He grinned. Gesturing towards the lines of cages, he continued proudly. "All these former villains that you see, each of them, with shaking knees, has knelt before me. So I'm not your teammate or your partner in crime. What am I, boys?" he called mockingly to the captives.

With noted reluctance- and perhaps a bit of sarcasm- they replied, "He's the bad guy."

Vegeta, in his less than healthy state of mind, seemed not to hear the nasty tone of their voices. He grinned manically and snapped the chain that held Frieza. The Icejin yelped in alarm as Vegeta swooped him across the room in a mad dance. "Oh, it's magic to watch a planet shrivel up and die..." The Saiyan Prince dipped Frieza nearly to the floor before racing around again. "Ohh, it's thrillin' to be a villain! I destroy their homes and then I watch them cry!" He slammed Frieza into the remaining empty cage.

Vegeta turned back to Goku, baring his fangs in a sadistic sneer. "Cause I'm the bad guy." Then Goku saw a moment of hesitancy, but that quickly fell through to the madness once more. "Oh, ain't it fantastic? I see something, I blast it!" He randomly threw a terrifyingly powerful ki blast at the line of cages, causing all the occupants to scramble out of harm's way. "And let me tell you why..." Vegeta looked surprisingly sweet for a moment. "I've always had a weakness for barrenness and bleakness. I'll crush all your hopes and then I'll watch you cry!"

Suddenly ki rings bound all three of them to the wall. Vegeta laughed as they struggled wildly. Not even Goku could break free. "See, I find this business rather fun." He glared specifically at Goku. "I don't want your assistance or your adulation. I'll vaporize this galaxy and bid you bye-bye! Why?" He waited a moment, met only with stony silence. "Come on, guess!" he barked.

Goku sighed helplessly and shrugged. "Cause you're the bad guy?"

Vegeta patted his cheek. "Bingo." His laugh echoed creepily through the darkened walls, taking with it Goku's hopes.

*Again, I am SOOOOOO sorry that this is so late. Wattpad was acting weird, saying I'd published it, then deleted it, and I was really confused. Anyway, better late than never, yeah?*

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