Hello, maybe I will disappoint you even more, but this is not an update which you can guess by the title. I've got only, how many? 10 days left till exams, I think, I honestly don't know, but I'm a person who does everything in the last minute so I sleep on the books, breathe in letters and bath in all of this knowledge now, not literally as I'm way too lazy for that, but it's true that I'm trying to be smarter only a few days before an exam. But when I'm done with all the school related shit then you can expect some Narry and all.
So I was tagged by an amazing friend of mine (whose stories you should definitely check out) harryxniall18 to do 100 things/facts about me. What's funny is that it's easier to write 100 Narry facts than just as many about myself, but well here we go I guess.
1. My real name is not Jade, but I'm Jade because some of my friends and then my parents started calling me that and well I don't really like my real name cause it's German and no one can spell it right. And I'll probably change my name to Jade in the future anyway.
2. I'm from Poland so I like to complain and drink beer (my coach says it's good for sports apparently).
3. I'm a swimmer and it's the only thing I can (sometimes) do right. My best stroke was (until I injured myself) breaststroke and I like to think I was pretty good at it.
4. My eyes, as well as hair colour, is unidentified.
5. I almost drowned when I was 5 in a freaking pool that was 1 meter deep.
6. When I was 9 I found out I have a fatal disease and almost died, but well I'm still alive to annoy Y'all...
7. When I was 10 I thought I was able to drive so I stole my parent's car and that's how I almost killed 2 French people.
8. I like to watch golf cause men's asses look good in those pants they wear.
9. I'm that kind of person who trips 10 times a day.
10. I am always the loudest and do the weirdest shit when I'm with my friends.
11. I prefer books to movies.
12. My birthday is on 27th March.
13. My favourite person in the world is Mick Jagger.
14. My favourite animals are crabs cause they are pretty cool and I like to carry them cause you never know if they'll bite you or not.
15. My favourite place in the world is Andorra and I'd like to move there someday.
16. I'm 5'7 or 5'8 ft tall, I never know.
17. When I'm bored I like to book tickets and hotels to some random places I'll never visit (once I accidentally paid for 3 nights in a hotel in Indonesia yay).
18. I'd like to leave everything and visit Greenland.
19. My favourite food is my mum's cheesecake (even tho I despise cheesecake).
20. My favourite band is The Rolling Stones.
21. I listen to a lot of artists, but my favourite are: The Rolling Stones (yeah, I know), Eagles, Fleetwood Mac, Nothing But Thieves, James Bay, The 1975, The Lumineers, Kodaline, TOP, ZAYN, Samantha J, Adele, 1D (but I prefer them solo) and I quite like Little Mix and 5SOS, and I just listen to too many people and too many genres.
22. My favourite song (it changes quite often) is Shattered by Stones cause well, I'm shattered.
23. I'm also a triathlete which means I compete in triathlon (swimming, cycling and running).
24. I smell like chlorine and conditioner.
25. My dad says I sing better than Justin Biber but I'm not sure whether it's a compliment or not.
26. I love to travel...
27. If I call someone my friend then it means I truly love that person and care about them.
28. I'm not mean, I'm honest.
29. My favourite subject is English (but I still suck at it).
30. I'm good at breaking things.
31. I'm not normal.
32. The only thing(s) I like in myself are my eyes and well, my ass.
33. I'm ambidextrous so I can write with both hands and etc.
34. And I like to workout.
35. I like to try weird things.
36. I often injure my ankles and knees.
37. I need glasses but I hate to wear them so I'm blind 24/7.
38. Once I forgot where I live.
39. My favourite number is 17.
40. And my favourite colour is blue.
41. The story of my baby teeth is probably one of the most interesting ones out there.
42. I tend to get lost everywhere I go.
43. Some people say I have a figure of an ancient Greek sculpture (honestly, have no idea how to feel about it).
44. Often I ignore people and feel sorry for it but I just can't help it.
45. I hate mangoes.
46. I wish I was born in 60s/70s cause it was cooler then but not in Poland cause it wasn't necessarily cool here.
47. I talk before thinking.
48. A year ago I told someone Niall was my boyfriend (I was joking, but well) and now there's a bunch of people who still believe it and always ask me about him and about our love story (which I had to make up).
49. I wear "happy" socks.
50. I mostly wear black clothes even though my favourite shop is Desigual (and their clothes are pretty colourful), also I prefer men's clothes.
51. I bought Niall's album only to use it as a piggy bank.
52. I like to prove people wrong.
53. I just realized I've never failed a test in my life.
54. In primary school, I got the worst grade from swimming and I had one of the best places in Poland at the time. (My teacher just accused me of ditching while in fact, I was at the swimming competition then, how ironic).
55. Oh, I have a younger brother, I kinda love him (even when he blasts 1D songs in his room).
56. Apparently, I'm a drama queen.
57. I always have to move, I just can't stop it.
58. And I hate elevators, I'm claustrophobic yeah...
59. I've read too many fanfictions to be considered sane and innocent.
60. If I want something, I'm ready to do everything to get it.
61. I like to play football/soccer cause you can be aggressive there.
62. Whenever I need motivation, I watch Mick Jagger perform.
63. My mother says I'm more like a man than a woman...
64. Louis XIV and Alexander the Great are my heroes.
65. I think that humans are actually the most stupid species in the world.
66. I wish I was as great as Katie Ledecky (yeah, she's a pretty good swimmer).
67. One of my best friends is the person I used to hate (tak, to ty kupo @nattccia ) why can't I tag her?!
68. My first and only suicide attempt was in my mother's womb cause I was moving a lot and wrapped the umbilical cord around my neck.
69. Weird things happen in my closet when I'm not there.
70. I hate the word 'perfect'.
71. I'm that person who at 10 AM says "Good evening" (it was a one-time thing in Austria when I didn't understand shit from German and said Guten Abend at breakfast, okay, maybe it still happens sometimes when I'm tired).
72. When I was a kid I wanted to be a princess with hair in 4 different colours, living in a castle with a big unicorn.
73. I reckon cleaning is useless since I'll make a mess again anyway.
74. I don't like it when people talk about me as if they knew me while in fact they just heard about the few things I've done.
75. I've been writing this for 2 hours now while I honestly should be studying.
76. If I could be one celebrity for a day, I'd choose to be Mick Jagger.
77. I've got imaginary friends. Don't judge, they're cool.
78. I prefer coffee to tea.
79. I'd like to die young, I'm sorry.
80. Some people say I'm dirty-minded and that's a lie.
81. I'm not scared of heights, I'm just scared that I might fall.
82. Oceans are my second home.
83. On the first day of kindergarten, two boys were annoying me so I hit them in the head and I haven't seen them since then.
84. My Alarm is Niall's Mirrors cause it actually wakes me up. Plus, it's a fairly good way to start a new day.
85. I adore my bed.
86. I am obsessed with gay ships way more than I should.
87. When I have nothing to do, I talk to Siri. (I said I'm weird).
88. I'm okay with people who don't like me, it must be hard to stand a person like me, so I appreciate the very few people who are my friends and (at least pretend) to like me.
89. I act like a bitch when I'm mad.
90. I don't know what's happening around me 90% of the time.
91. I sleep 3 hours a day cause I have too many things to do.
92. I don't understand myself.
93. My day is mostly spent on daydreaming.
94. I don't want to grow up.
95. I never look people in the eyes because I just hate it.
96. When I'm nervous I do weird things with my fingers.
97. I pretend to be Mick Jagger in front of my mirror at 1 AM.
98. When people talk about serious things, I usually don't share my thoughts and just quietly listen to other people as I don't want them to know much about me and my opinions.
99. I want people at my funeral to dress in colourful clothes while laughing at how stupid and weird I was just to remember me as a happy person and don't cry after me cause I hate when people are sad because of me. And I wouldn't mind good music and candies.
100. I absolutely have the best friends in the world. And I'm happy that a lot of them I made here. I love you with everything I have!
It's finished! Finally!
And please, don't judge... No one probably read this anyway so that's positive.
So I tag (but if you don't want to, don't feel pressured to do it cause that's a lot of work):
Bit_of_a_reject
EmpressTurtle
So I love you, you're the best, goodnight.
Jade