TAMPONS!
( chapter three )
ANGELINA 💫
im literally the stupidest person ever
GARRETT ☀️
we been knew sis
ANGELINA 💫
shut up you creep
ANGELINA 💫
speaking of creeps, idk your age or what you look like
GARRETT ☀️
im 15
ANGELINA 💫
okay me too
ANGELINA 💫
but idk what you look and you could still just be a horny teenager that wants nudes
GARRETT ☀️
I DO NOT WANT NUDES
ANGELINA 💫
lol k
ANGELINA 💫
ok but what DO you look like?
GARRETT ☀️
okay jeez wait a minute
GARRETT ☀️
ANGELINA 💫
DUDE YOUR DOG IS SO CUTE
GARRETT ☀️
I KNOW BUT SHE'S A LOT TO HANDLE
ANGELINA 💫
WHAT'S HER NAME
GARRETT ☀️
mattie 🤧💞💝💕👊💘💛
ANGELINA 💫
DJDJDK THAT'S SO CUTE
ANGELINA 💫
SHE'S SO CUTE
GARRETT ☀️
I KNOW
GARRETT ☀️
your turn
ANGELINA 💫
okay okay
ANGELINA 💫
GARRETT ☀️
woah
ANGELINA 💫
what, are you blinded by my beauty
GARRETT ☀️
actually the opposite
ANGELINA 💫
WOW I LOVE GETTING ATTACKED
GARRETT ☀️
I'M KIDDING OMG CHILL
ANGELINA 💫
phew i thought i was being insulted for a sec
GARRETT ☀️
you were but you clearly can't take a joke
ANGELINA 💫
lol duck you
GARRETT ☀️
duck???
ANGELINA 💫
*fuck
GARRETT ☀️
oh okay that makes more sense
ANGELINA 💫
what makes more sense is shane dawson conspiracy theories
GARRETT ☀️
wow that was a quick convo change
GARRETT ☀️
BUT SHANE IS AN ICON
(pedo)
ANGELINA 💫
EXCUSE ME, SHANE IS A QUEEN
(pedo)
GARRETT ☀️
right sorry
GARRETT ☀️
queen shane is a big mood
(big pedo)
ANGELINA 💫
when is shane not a big mood though
GARRETT ☀️
okay, true
GARRETT ☀️
speaking of, why did you think i was garrett watts?
ANGELINA 💫
idk cause he's adorable
GARRETT ☀️
and 28 years old
ANGELINA 💫
okay yeah true
GARRETT ☀️
and you call me a creep
ANGELINA 💫
aRe YoU aCcUsiNg Me Of SoMeThiNg?!1?!!1?
GARRETT ☀️
oh would you look at the time i have to go now
ANGELINA 💫
and where might that location be?
GARRETT ☀️
the bathroom idk okay bYE
ANGELINA 💫
ew okay bye
SEEN
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KATIE SPEAKS!
yes, the picture of "garrett" is his brother carmen matarazzo
edit: it's come to my attention that all of the shane references in this chapter (and throughout the book i believe) did NOT age well based on current events. i deeply apologize for them, despite this having been written in 2018. let me make this clear that i in no way support shane dawson or the actions he has made. i hope you can push past them, considering they make no significant importance to the plot. thank you, and enjoy the rest of the story!