NOBODY ASKED || BIO

By catastrophe_times

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Nobody asked for this. But here it is. Highest Ranking ~ #4 in bios (05/10/18) More

INTRO
I DIDNT LIKE THE MOVIE ANYWAYS
WHERE WAS I BORN? NOBODY KNOWS
LA TORTAAA
THEY KNOWS WHATS UP
ENTERTAIN ME
UPDATE
IM LIKE JACOB SARTORIUS, BUT WORSE
IDK WHAT IMMA SEE BUT OKAY
YA GIRL GOT TAGGED
GOTTA LOVE MY BOI WILL
DAD JOKE 1
SNATCH THAT HOLY WATER
JUST BC IM UP AT 3AM DOESNT MEAN IM POSSESSED
THINGS I SAY TOO MUCH
WHEN UR INSANITY TURNS INTO A DIY
IM NOT THAT INTERESTING
WIN SHIT AND STUFF
JOSH AND TYLER MY SWEETIES
WORSHIP HIM
THIS WAS A HOME ONCE
AMURICA. AKA DRUG LAND.
JOE MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
*SIGH*
THINGS I TEXT TOO MUCH
TAKE NOTES
VIOLET
HMU WITH Qs
LET YOU DOWN
WATERİNG PLANTS
RESTAURANT
GET CHU SOME FRENS LIKE THESE
BROMANCES
STRUGGLES
PAINT ME A WALLPAPER PAPI
TAGGED BY THE QUEEN
THE BAT AND DOGGO STORY
QUACK QUACK MOTHAFUCKA
AWKWARDNESS
BITCH BABY
WHO WANTS IN?!?
ANNOUNCEMENT
DEFEATED
RAIN ON MEEE
CHRISTO SPAM
GUYS HELP
T A R O
IM SORRY OFFICE DEPOT
LOSING MY BESTIE
MEOW, BITCH
DRESS ME
AMERICAN INSANITY 1
AMERICAN INSANITY 2
MAHK
IMPOPPY.IMPOPPY.IMPOPPY.
REFUSION
WHY GUYS
WHAT
I WAS LIED TO
IT WAS NICE KNOWING YALL
HALP MEH
DEAR FUTURE DORMIE
ROUND 2
UPDATE
I ALWAYS WONDERED
PERKS OF HAVING BESTIES WITH CATS
WATCH PLZ
THX IG
IDEK WHAT TO TITLE THIS
STORY OF MY LIFE THO
FOR TARO
TAGGED
RELATIONSHIP STATUS
DIGESTIVE? DIGESTIVE.
KINDLY FUCK OFF
FEED ME PLZ
STOP HITTING ME UP
ISLE DE CLEARWATER - VACA 1
HOTEL - VACA 2
JADES - VACA 3
TASHLUND FANFIC
HANDWRITING TAG
MAMI MEME
FUCK OFF, DOUCHEBAG
NOT EVERYONE WILL UNDERSTAND ~
DONT JUDGE ME OKAY
IT WAS NICE KNOWING U GUYS
TAKE ME AWAY
F U C K
WHY I DONT LIKE PPL
HONESTLY
WHEN U THINK LIFE CANT GET ANY WORSE
IT'S MUSIC TIME, BITCHES
GUESS WHO'S BACKKK
"THE TALK" WITH ASHLUND
BOOM
TO THE DEATH
RESULTS
BURN THE HOUSE DOWN
PROM YALL
I WANT OUT
FRICK U LINDA
COME BACK U SCHLAMPE
BILL BILL BILL BILL
HULK SMASH (PLS KILL MWAH)
-.-
N A F E E S A
WHY
REARVIEW
SONGS FOR TARO
SAD BUT TRU
NOTICE ME PLZ
SOMEONE CALM ME PLZ
THE TARO WAR
I A N
AMIGO NUEVO
LUCIFER HAS SPOKEN
NUMERÓ CUATRO BITCHACHOS
UM, EW. BURN IT PLZ.
MINE ❤
TOTALLY UNDERRATED SONGS
IM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT
CHOCO-HOE
ACK IM A SMURF
NO SLEEP SQUAD
HIGH HOPES
CHRISTO IS SHOOK
JUST CALL ME SHERLOCK
T A R O 2
ITS FUCKIN COMMON SENSE
BATTLE OF THE COCKS
1:05 A.M. THOUGHTS
50 SHADES OF LAUGHTER
IM WEIRDAROONI
IDK WHAT TO TITLE THIS
TARY SPAM
FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS
5.31.18
6.1.18
DOWNSIDES OF BEING MY FRIEND
A HELLA WEIRD FAVOR TO ASK
THE MOMENT NOBODY HAS BEEN WAITING FOR
IS THIS HOW IT ENDS?!?
RAPHAEL SPAM
PATIENCE
HELL BUT HEAVEN
ANDY
TIFFANY
NAFEESA
TARO'S STYLER
CURRENTS
FUCK I CANT BELIEVE IM DOING THIS
UMMMM
¿¡QUÉ?!
COLBY SPAM
CAT NOODS
TOWER OF LONELINESS
I PROMISE WE WERENT HIGH
SEIS BANDERAS
KING OF THE CLOUDS
IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY
GOD DAMNIT AMERICA
TAT ME UP BABE
MIS AMIGOS AS VINES
WTF, DYL PICKLE
PRAY FOR THE WICKED
VERY IMPORTANTE 1AM PSA
FIREY EYES
NETFLIX AND CHILL
UPDATE
UPDATE TO THE UPDATE
SHE PROTEC, SHE ATTAC
TH END OF THE FUCKING SHOW
DONT BE A BEACH
CHALLENGE PT 1
CHALLENGE PT 2
BROCK IS TATTED NOW??
MY ADDICTION
ROASTING GIRLS' OUTFITS BC I CAN
💕💕 R.I.P TONY 💕💕
OMFG ANTHONY ILYSM
🌈 TAG 🌈
ASK AWAY ~
STAN TASHLUND
:))
WHAT AM I DOING HERE
HELP 2 GALS OUT
PPL IM SHIPPED WITH
1AM ASHLUND WEIRDNESS
F U N
TRUE OR FALSE: ARIES EDITION
JUST A WHOLE BUNCH OF AUSTIN LYRICS
PORNSTARS, MANSIONS, AND PIGS, OH MY!
BLONDE BITCH
ONLY IN AMURICA
WE CAUGHT STDS
DEATH BOAT
KLEENEX THE KILLER / CHELSEY RANT
THE END (FOR NOW)

JUICE SAVES LIVES

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By catastrophe_times

Alrighty so its 6:15am in florida rn

and im just on my 2 hour bus ride to school

around 1 hour in

my throat gets RLLY itchy

so im like coughing and shit

i was literally crying, i couldn't breathe

and since im a little bitch like a 2 yr old

i have a caprisun in my bag

i was gonna drink it but opening my bag to get it would be super loud

considering theres only like 8 ppl on my bus

i tried to keep it in, but kept dying

there was no way in hell i was just gonna cough, so i covered it with my arm to silence it

anyway this girl sitting in front of me takes out her earbuds and hears me coughing ig

she just stares at me then pops down back into his seat

and im just like OK RUDE

but then she pops back up and she has a juice thingy, some hispanic stuff

ya know, the good stuff

so im not dying anymore

dangit

but bless her soul

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ  *:・゚✧ ✧゚・: 

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