Crazy best friends (Humor) ✔️

By a_cosmic_dust

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Highest ranking - #1 in Humor (24/12/2017) She is fire, he is an extinguisher. Both of them together personi... More

Prologue
Note
0. Character Sketch
1. When Don is jealous of Ladla
2. Nandu - Einstein 2.0
3. High Voltage Break up
4. Breakup Party
5. Papa Mera Breakup Hua
6. Manik got hurt? 🤔🤔
7. Cabir is .....?
8. Fresher's Party
9. Manik ko surprise
10. Manik's birthday gift
11. The Grownup Kid
12. Naamkaran
13. An Unexpected Visitor
Thank you and Note
Hello....
14. Cabir's Rants
15. Tensed Manik
Surprise!!
16. Nandu's doubt
17. Soha Poha
18. You need a big heart to forgive someone
19. Nandu's Prank
20. Cabir ka Breakup
21. Nandu Ki Shaadi??
NEED YOUR OPINION
22. An Emotional Evening
23. Cabir's date crash
24. Rest in Peace, Manik
25. Nandu ka gussa
New Cover
26. The War
27. Manik v/s Nandini
28. Sheila Ji Ke Bhajan
L.I.T
29. Nandu and her classes
30. The 4th 'Incredible' Person
32. The Ice-Glass Challenge
33. Current Affairs. Competition.
34. Maggi with Cabir
35. Tere Bina Kya Hota Mera
36. Meeting The Groom
37. Don't Know Why We're Laughing
Important
38. You Always Shine For Me
New Cover
39. My Binary Star Partner
40. The After Effects
41. The Rock World Complex
42. Nandu's Himalaya Trip
43. We are not best friends anymore?
44. She Has Every Right On Me
45. I Love My Best Friend
46. The Surprise
47. I Love You
48. Promises
49. Convincing the Family
Talk With The Characters
New Book Alert
50. Our Romantic Love Story
51. The Butterflies
52. Birthday Party
53. Let's Break Up
Last Note
Epilogue
Sequel

31. The HaHa Couple

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By a_cosmic_dust

Hello People. Yesterday had some wattpad issues while updating. Is it only for me or did anyone else face the same? :(

Happy Reading...

Farmhouse

As soon as they reach the farmhouse they get a shock. Standing there was Soha along with Harshad as if welcoming them.

Manik(fuming): Soha. What the hell is he doing here?

Soha(coolly): Manik, didn't I ask you about bringing one of my friends?

Nandu held Manik's hand to calm him down and smiled at Harshad.

Cabir(faking excitement): What a pleasant surprise HaHa.

Harshad(puzzled): HaHa?

Cabir(informed): Haan. HArshad ka first letters 'Ha' and SoHA ke last letters 'Ha'. HaHa. Tumhe pasand aaya?

Soha(acknowledging): You are a genius Cabir. You really are talented to give such a cute name. But why is my name the second 'Ha' instead of first?

Everyone felt like banging their heads somewhere but instead glared Cabir to answer.

Cabir(blabbered): Vo actually Soha, 'Ha' in your name is second because you always support Harshad. Matlab agar tum Harshad ke aage chal rahi ho aur Harshad gir jaye toh you can't help him to stand up, right? Wahi tum agar Harshad ke peeche khadi rahogi toh before Harshad falls down, tum use pakad logi na.

Soha(bewildered): Iska Matlab...

Cabir(declared)): Matlab kuch nahi Soha. You are the pillar of support in your relationship.

Soha(confused): But Cabir we are just friends na.

Cabir(losing patience): Friendship bhi ek relationship hi hai na, Soha. Samjhi tum?

Soha(asked): Harshad tumhe samajh aaya?

Harshad(muddled): thoda thoda.

Soha(smiling widely): Oh. Ok then. Even I understood Cabir. Thank you for the name.

They both leave. As soon as they leave, everyone glares Cabir.

Manik(disbelievingly): Seriously Cabir? 'HaHa'? How can you be so ridiculous?

Cabir(hurriedly): Bhai, spontaneously jo samajh aaya hai, bol diya. Tu ab logic mat puch. Waise bhi mujhe neend aa rahi hai.

He escapes from their questioning session. Being tired of the regular drama, everyone else too retired to their respective rooms. As they all woke up early in the morning, all slept till late evening. After which they spent their rest of the evening in watching movies and pulling each other's legs. Everyone again went rest in their rooms after having their dinner.

Night

Manik's Room

Aryaman was trying to jot down the basic points about his project when Nandu entered their room. Not finding Manik there, she frowned. But seeing Aryaman scribbling something, she went and sat beside him.

Nandu(curiously)): What are you trying to do with such seriousness?

Arya(politely): Nandu, I need help. I told you about the project, right? I want to....

Nandu(cutting him off): Listen, mere se yeh sare projects nahi honge.

Arya(sarcastically): Nandini, There's this interesting thing in life called listening to what others speak. Sometimes you can try that.

Listening to his sarcasm dripping tone, she throws a pillow at his face. Glaring her, he continues.

Arya(requested): Actually, I need few basic details. Help me out.

Nandu: Okay.

They work out for half an hour and finally, look at the paper with satisfaction. Nandu remembers something and asks him.

Nandu(frowning): Arya, where's Manik?

Arya(informed): He went to the terrace to attend a call, I guess.

Nandu(raising an eyebrow): Raat mein bade calls aate hai ise aaj kal.

Manik(just entering the room): Apne us dimag se jyada soch mat. Tere Barbie doll ka hi call tha. Baat karna hai?

Nandu(excitedly): Is that even a question?

She snatches the mobile from Manik's hands and starts her ranting which Nyonika happily listens. They talk for sometime before hanging up.

After the call, Arya and Nandu start eye-talking which was noticed by Manik.

Manik(raising an eyebrow): What's going on? Yeh eye-talks kisliye?

Nandu(excitedly): Manik, you know what did we do? You would be proud seeing our work.

Manik(rolling his eyes): I am already so proud of whatever the things you do Murthy. Ab kya naya kaam kar liya tune?

Nandu(handing him the paper): How's this?

Manik looks at her in confusion and then reads it.

Manik(smiled sarcastically): Nandini Murthy, what's this?

Nandu(sheepishly): kyun Manik, maine kuch galat likha kya?

Manik(sarcastically): Bilkul nahi. Aap galat kaise ho sakti hai?

Nandu(politely): Thank you so much.

Manik(glaring her turns to Arya): Aryaman, she is mad. Tum tho at least apna dimag use kar lete? Her IQ is equal to Einstein and Cabir a kid. Seriously?

Arya(scaredly): Manik, she threatened me of locking me up in a room with Soha, if I changed anything that she wrote.

Manik nodded his head disbelievingly. And read further.

Manik(to Nandu in a surprised tone): You are super intelligent? And social worker? Do you even know the meaning of that?

Nandu(proudly): Yes. Manik mere anger management classes? That's a form of social work. And I help a lot of people. Haina Aryaman?

Aryaman nods scaredly in a 'yes' looking at her and a 'no' looking at Manik.

Manik(glared): Cabir is interested in me? What the hell is this Nandu?

Nandu(frowning): Kitna baby baby karta hai tujhe. I toh doubt he is straight. Tere bhale ke liye bol rahi hun. Dur reh us se.

Manik(bewildered): And finally, how's Cabir's age is between 3-6?

Nandu(seriously): Because he doesn't use his brain more than a 6-year-old kid.

Manik(puzzled): And why are these blanks for Soha's special qualities.

Nandu(acted as if thinking hard): Because I couldn't find any suitable words for her. Isiliye blanks chod diya.

Manik(rolling his eyes): Arya, give me the pen.

Manik scribbles something and hands the paper to Aryaman.

Nandu(frowning): Why is the upper limit of my mental age less than Cabir?

Manik(calmly): Nandini, lower limit of your mental age is greater than Cabir.

Nandu: Ohh.

Arya(smiled): Thank you, Manik. I think this is perfect. But what should I do with these blanks of Soha?

Nandu(smiled sarcastically): Sab kuch hum hi bolenge toh tum kya karoge, Aryaman. Go and think. Goodnight guys.

She says this before waving her hand and leaves from there leaving baffled Aryaman and chuckling Manik.

Arya(confused): What happened to her?

Manik(chuckled): Bro, maybe she is pissed off. Nothing serious. Let's sleep. 

How's the name HaHa? This chapter has a hint for some of your doubts. Keep searching :P

A/N - A busy week ahead. I will try to update but not sure. Will be back on Monday. :)

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