First of all, so so sorry for not updating in a while!! Second, I'm definitely going to make a part 2 to the previous chapter but I'm having some writers block. Third, guess what musical I'm currently super into??
Evan plopped down on the end of the couch next to Connor and handed each of his boyfriends a mug of hot cocoa. "Did you get it to work yet?"
"No the f***ing laptop won't connect to the internet!" Connor seethed.
"Dude just log onto Evan's WiFi." Jared said taking a large swig of the chocolate.
"Don't you think I tried that already?!?! Jared so help me if you make a sarcastic comment now, I'm going to trip you when the zombie apocalypses happens!"
Jared quickly closed his mouth and took out his phone.
"Connor, sweetheart, I think you drank too much coffee last night." Evan said rubbing Connor's arm gently.
"It's not my fault Mr. Reyes assigned everyone 25 pages of the stupid textbook to take notes on!"
"No, but it is your fault that you stayed up until 3 a.m. watching Netflix and then tried to do it." Evan chuckled.
"Yeah Connor are you sure you don't want to go to sleep? It's Friday night...no school tomorrow." Jared said.
"Nope, you wanted us to listen to Hamilton, we are listening to that stupid musical that 75% of our school is obsessed with! If I can just get this piece of-"
"Connor, be more chill! I pulled it up on my phone." Jared laughed, laying his head on Connor's shoulder and handing him his phone.
Connor took a long inhale. "I love you."
"I know, everyone does. I guess I'm just irresistible!" Jared said.
"You're pushing your luck." Connor hummed.
"I know."
"Guys it's not that I don't enjoy my boyfriends flirting with each other and making kids T.V. show references, but can we start before Connor dozes off and me and Jared have to Rock Paper Scissors it out over who has to carry him upstairs this time?" Evan asked and leaned over to push the little triangle play button before anyone could answer.
***Random things the children were yelling at Jared's phone throughout the show***
• "Why is everyone singing at the same time?!?! How are people supposed to sing along to this?!?!" -Jared
• "Why would they spoil the entire musical in the opening number?!?!" -Connor
"Connor it's history, we learned about this stuff last year." -Evan
"No Evan, you learned about it last year, I didn't study." -Connor
"Stop hitting me Evan!" -Connor
"Start studying Connor." -Evan
• "Wow there's a s*** load of cursing in here." -Evan
"EVAN, NO!" -Connor/Jared
• "Aaron Burr officially needs a hug." -Evan
• "John Laurens is my spirit human" -Jared
• "Oh Peggy" -Connor
• "Smooth Burr." -Jared
• "But did Hamilton actually have a dog...?" -Jared
• "I didn't know J.D. was the king of England." -Connor
• "So was Angelica like singing that out loud or was Satisfied happening in her head and she was glaring at Alexander for the whole song?" -Evan
• "A ship is setting sail!" -Evan
• "Aaron Burr protection squad!." -Jared
• "This is like the opposite of conflict resolution..." -Evan
• "51 essays...I feel pretty worthless right about now." -Connor
• "No Alex, I don't think I know what you mean. Where exactly does your shoe fit?" -Evan
"SMOL EVAN MUST NOT ASK SUCH QUESTIONS!" -Jared
• "Alexander you son of a ********************************************" -Connor
"Alex, why?" -Evan
"If either of you ever did that, I would...sob probably." -Jared
• "Yes Eliza!" -Evan
• "Wow Philip...wow." -Jared
• "Not smart Alex." -Connor
• "Why are my eyes sweating?" -Jared
*sniffles* -Connor
*is hysterically sobbing* -Evan
• "Well I'm obsessed with this now." -Evan
***The next day***
Connor and Jared both woke up to the soft light of their boyfriend's cellphone.
"Ugh! Babe it's 6 a.m.!" Jared groaned.
"I know! I've been up for two hours reading Lams fanfiction." Evan yawned.
"You read fanfics about lambs? Doing what?" Connor stood up to make coffee.
Evan chuckled at at his boyfriend's ignorance. "No, Lams L-A-M-S it's the official ship name for Alexander Hamilton and John Laurens."
"Wait your shipping our founding fathers?" Jared asked scratching his neck.
"Yeah and he's doing it wrong. If anything it should be a poly between Hamilton, Laurens, Mulligan, and Lafayette." Connor said accompanied by the clinging sound of the spoon against the mug as he stirred the coffee.
"Yeah, Hamilsquad is good too." Evan got up to give good morning kisses to each of his boys.
"Holy c*** they named that too?!?!" Jared said, getting up from the couch to stretch.
"Yeah, it's my third OTP after Lams and JeffMadds." Evan smiled and took out the box of Froot Loops.
"How can you not see how weird it is to ship past presidents?!?!" Jared scoffed and ran to get the milk from the refrigerator.
"Most of them weren't presidents."
"Connor, how can you support this?!?!"
"It's just musical fanfiction."
"Here!" Evan said and shoved his phone into Jared's hands. "Just read some!"
***Two hours of Fanfiction Later***
"But What is it with John Laurens and turtles?" Jared asked randomly.
"I don't know. What is it with Thomas Jefferson and macaroni?" Connor mumbled in a monotonous voice.
"Did you guys know the guy who plays Jefferson is also Lafayette?!?!" Evan came in running from his bedroom.
"You mean Daveed Diggs? Yeah." Connor chuckled.
"I thought he was actually French!" Evan cried.
"And John Laurens is Philip Hamilton."
"Peggy is Mariah." Jared added.
"No, not Peggy!" Evan gasped. "Why are they all the same people?"
"I don't know but Maddison is Mulligan."
"So the same guy who was really quiet and innocent bragged about having sex with horses...?" Connor chuckled.
Jared shivered, "thanks so much for that, babe."
"No problem." Connor grinned.
"I'm kinda starting to ship Marliza." Jared said after sticking his tongue out at Connor. "They don't need Alex to be happy!"
"Hamilsquad is still better..." Connor sang.
"Your entitled to your wrong opinion 100% love." Jared smiled.
The boys spent the rest of the Saturday on Wattpad and reading fluffy stories to each other all the while being completely unproductive but completely happy.
The End
Hope you enjoyed it!! I'd tried not to spoil anything! Sorry again for the slow update!!! I'll definitely be faster with the next one!
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