Asanda | Colton
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9: 23pm
"You have a thing for calling at whatever twenty three minutes"
"Its a coincidence I swear"
"Yeah right"
"Should I feel honored that you notice?"
"No. Its hard not to notice when you call everyday"
"Good point"
"..."
"So what book are you reading?"
"How do you know I'm reading a book? Are you stalking me?"
"Yes because I'm sitting on your window watching you read a book"
"What am I supposed to think?"
"Chillax Asa, it was just a hunch, you seem like the type to read books at night"
"Oh. I'm reading The Notebook"
"Typical. You're such a girl Asa"
"I am a girl Chicken, what are you doing?"
"I'm taking a crap"
"What?!"
"I'm taking a crap"
"You're talking to me while in the toilet?!"
"Yes"
"That's disgusting!"
"You asked besides its part of the human cycle, everybody has to go through it or there is seriously something wrong with you"
"Please stop"
"Its perfectly normal to take a crap even animals do it unless you don't do it then my advice to you is to head out to a doctor to check out the potential problem"
"Please stop"
"Why? Are you embarrassed? I told you everybody---"
"Stop-- stop chicken, you're scarring me. I don't even know why I'm still talking to you"
"Its the human nature"
"I'm hanging up"
"I'll call you back when I'm--"
*dial tone*
"---done with my business"
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9: 57pm
"Hello?"
"Baby girl!"
"Are you-- Are you --- Ugh"
"Am I what?"
"Done?"
"I can't hear youuu"
"Don't test me Chicken"
"I really can't hear a word you're saying Asa"
"Are you-- done? With whatever that you were doing?"
"Whatever I was doing?"
"Chicken!"
"Okay okay. Yeah I'm done although I don't know why you're so embarrassed by it. Its human nature"
"Can we please stop talking about it? It's awkward
"Its not awkward. Its--"
"Colton!"
"Okay okay I'll stop but--"
"..."
"Are you actually growling at me?"
"I am because you're being disgusting!"
"That's hot"
"Ugh"
"Double hot"
"..."
"I'll stop seriously"
"..."
"You should stop growling because you're turning me on. Rawr"
"Please don't ever say rawr in your life again and spare the both of us some embarrassment"
"Why not?"
"No one ever says that Chicken"
"I do. Rawr"
"Please stop"
"Rolls eyes. You're such a party pooper"
"I'm not going to even comment that you said the action out loud again"
"Good. You can never win an argument with me"
"You don't know me"
"Yes I do"
"You don't and we definitely won't argue about it"
"I wasn't starting an argument"
"Really?"
"Okay I was. But I'm so bored"
"Then go to sleep, nobody forced you to call me"
"No nobody did because I did it willingly"
"That was going to be sweet if you didn't tell me that you're bored a few seconds ago. I'm boring you"
"Its not you. I just want us to talk"
"But we are talking"
"I want us to talk about you, me, anything"
"What do you want to talk about?"
"I don't know, what do you want to know?"
"Anything about your parents, you?"
"I have a older brother and younger sister. I think I've mentioned her before"
"Yeah, I remember that"
"Yeah, my older brother tends to be really overprotective, extremely overprotective although that annoys me I know he does it because he cares. My sister on the other hand... she's amazing. She's a disney fanatic"
"Why am I not surprised"
"She's probably the only girl I would bend over backwards for"
"That's sweet of you"
"Yeah I guess so, after how my parents--- how my parents treat her Hailee deserves it"
"I'm guessing you don't want to talk about your parents?"
"No. Sorry"
"Don't be. I understand. I'm the only child, my parents didn't want to have another child after me. I get it though, it was very hard raising me"
" May I ask why?"
"I had tuberculosis when I was young and my parents didn't have necessary funds for my medication, we barely scraped by but they managed and I was able to get cured"
"That's great then"
"I guess so.."
"Something else happen?"
"Kind of, but like you I don't wanna talk about it"
"That's cool baby girl. I'm not about to become a hypocrite"
"Why marine biology?"
"I love the sea, and the life that recides in the ocean. Its facinating. Caleb, my brother and I used to go to the aquarium almost everyday just to see all the different species of life. Its just ... beyond words"
"Passionate. I like that in a guy"
"..."
"I--sorry, that was weird. I didn't mean to say that"
"Its -- Its okay"
"Um yeah-- so?"
"Yeah um... thats that, I guess"
"Yeah."
"Yeah"
"Um-- I better go to sleep its going to eleven"
"Okay. Goodnight babygirl"
"Good night Chicken"
"Sweet dreams love"
"Uh-- you toobye!"
*dial tone*
P.s. well wasn't that last part adorable? They are still so awkward with each other which is totally cute... well to me anyway.
Written: 24 March 2018
Published: 23 April 2020
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