WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF SHA...

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SMUDGE SAYS HI!
SMUDGE SAW HAWKSTORM'S COMMENT ON THE LAST CHAPTER
Bluestar Learned Something New!
How Dare You Question My Intelligence Hawkstorm? Smudge says.
Smudge is VERY angry now
Redtail Speaks
Smudge Shoots and...
Sunstar And Pinestar
Snowfur Talks About Her Sister
Yellowfang Invented a Song!
Who am I?
I went to Hawaii. (It's Smudge again)
Hollyleaf Speaks
Smudge responds to Hawkstorm
Firestar Again
Ferncloud Speaks
Smudge wants to say something to Maroon5Forever
Smudge's pizza toppings
Ferncloud's Cotton Candy Shop: Hawkstorm's Order
Smudge Responds To Hawkstorm Again(AKA Smudge Hates Big Birds)
Sunstar and Pinestar Episode #2
McDonald's in StarClan!
Sunstar and Pinestar Episode #3
Hawkstorm, Maroon5Forever, MoonCrystal, TheLionPrideLioness, Bootsandskippy
Mousefur starts a pizza joint
Sunstar and Pinestar Episode #4
Dappletail Speaks: I want to know how to get kicked out of ThunderClan
Smudge Speaks to Hawkstorm (AGAIN!)
Mousefur yells at Patchpelt
Smudge and Patchpelt
Lionheart's review of WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF SHADOWCLAN
Top 10 Businesses in StarClan as of 7/4/2012
Sunstar and Pinestar Episode #5
Do you want a pizza, Mew126?
An Interview with TheLionPrideLioness(Lionclaw)
An Interview with MoonCrystal(Mooncrystal)
Crazystar and Smudge
Crazystar and Smudge Part 2
Crazystar and Smudge Part 3
Crazystar and Smudge Part 4
Crazystar and Smudge Part 5
Crazystar and Smudge Part 6
Ice Cream!
Bluestar is Upset!
Firestar and Smudge
FIRESTAR IS WATCHING YOU!
An Interview with Patchpelt
Brightflower Invented a Song!
Firestar says, "Are you bored?"
Flametail Speaks en EspaΓ±ol
Mousefur, Firestar, and Patchpelt at Mousefur's McDonald's
Princess Speaks
Cheese Ponies!
Sunstar and Pinestar Episode #6
A Complete Waste of Your Time
SPOOF 1
SPOOF 2
SPOOF 3
SPOOF 4
Mousefur Goes Crazy
SPOOF 5
Cheese Ponies! Part 2
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Dappletail speaks again: MORE ways to get kicked out of ThunderClan
(FIRESTAR MADE THIS CHAPTER!!!! :D) We Just Wasted 5 Seconds of Your LIfe
School in StarClan
Grandma??
Guess What? with Patchpelt
StarClan Cheerleading! with Dappletail, Goldenflower, Moonflower, and Patchpelt.
Fire-Fire-cat say hi!
Things That Happened in Your Life: Episode 1
Things That Happened in Your Life: Episode 2
Things That Happened in Your Life: Episode 3
Things That Happened in Your Life: Episode 4
Warrior cats on Wattpad! :D
Warrior Cats on Wattpad....Part 2
From Hawkfrost's diary: Ways to Get Kicked Out of RiverClan
Firestar's Poster
Why do I smell smoke?
November 13 special: How Bramblestar died...
Another Chapter from Firestar...
Yay! No School!!!
A Strange Kit
Patchpelt's friend...
Happy Thanksgiving
Black Friday Sales at Mousefur's businesses...
Brackenfoot....
A Clan Meeting!
Jayfeather Alert!
Christmas Cookies/Jayfeather Again?
On New Year's Eve...(Aka Fire-Fire-Cheese-Cat)
Things That Happened In Your Life: Episode 5
The Birchfall Show
The Birchfall Show Episode #2
Squirrelflight Again
SPOOF 6
LALALALALALALALA!!!!!!
The end....but not the end

WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF SHADOWCLAN

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By CrazystarThunderClan

1. Play dress-up with Blackstar and dress him like a fairy.

2. Throw a rotten egg at Blackstar.

3. Put spinach all over a mouse and then give it to Blackstar to eat.

4. At a Gathering, stand up and ask if you can speak. then start singing.

5. Invite Mistystar to a tea party with Blackstar.

6. Put fox dung in Blackstar's nest.

7. Paint Blackstar's claws purple with red hearts.

8. Write "I LOVE MISTYSTAR" on Rowanclaw's nose with a Sharpie.

9. Say "I like bananas" in Blackstar's ear for a whole moon.

10. Throw a pie at Blackstar's face.

11. Take Blackstar on a roller coaster.

12. Drive a monster right into the middle of ShadowClan's camp.

13. Ask Blackstar for a hug.

14. Wail for a whole night, "I want to be a Twoleg!"

15. Start speaking Spanish to Blackstar and say, "Me gusta comer!" every 30 seconds.

16. Say to Tigerheart, "Hi Tigerclaw!"

17. Get Blackstar a Facebook account and say on it that he is married to Mistystar.

18. Organize a wedding party for Blackstar and Mistystar.

19. Force Blackstar to slow dance with Mistystar.

20. Make Blackstar go on a diet.

21. Call Blackstar a vegetarian and don't let him have any meat.

22. Ask Blackstar if you can give him a tour of a badger's den.

23. Call Blackstar a Twoleg.

24. Call Blackstar a kittypet.

25. Invite Sol to a party with Blackstar.

26. Say to Blackstar,"Why aren't you in the nursery, Blackkit?"

27. Call Blackstar fat.

28. Put a few cockroaches in Blackstar's den(and he runs away screaming "It's going to eat me!")

29. Put an hour-long video of Blackstar sleeping on YouTube.

30. Say "Yay!" all day :)

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