A/N: See how many tiktok references you can find in here👀, oh, and smut warning I guess🤭
LEVI's POV:
It was Hanji's last day of teaching, well, paperwork really before she was done for the year. Luckily she had a half day so we could go to the pool with our friends, it took me a lot of convincing to go. I tried to persuade her into staying home with sex and video games, but she was adamant on going.
But even I could see she was contemplating staying home with me. She said that it's healthy for us to go out with friends, that we didn't need to spend time together every minute. Although I called that a load of bullshit, I smiled at the thought of her bribing me with head, and when that didn't work. She took another route, the one that would've made me say yes instantly, having her clean up her own mess. Which of course, I'd be doing anyways.
The moment I gave in and said yes, that smile on her face made it worth it.
"You ready to go?" I asked, leaning against her classrooms doorway.
Hanji looked up from her pile of paperwork and smiled instantly at me, "As a matter of fact, I am. You caught me just in time, captain."
My love bounced up from her seat and rushed over to join me, but I couldn't keep my eyes off her room.
"You're telling me that you're not gonna clean your classroom up before you leave for summer?"
She looked around and raised an eyebrow, "Uh, duh."
"How can you do this?! Your room is going to be covered in bugs when you get back!" I sneered in disgust.
"Relax, the janitors can handle it!"
"Gee, thanks." A man grumbled as he walked past the room with his cart full of supplies.
"Tch, no. Sir, get back here! I'll do this here and now."
"Oh my, really Levi? With all these cameras."
I rolled my sleeves up and glanced at her with a smirk, "You bet your ass I am."
***
"Okay, I think the room is as clean as it needs to be."
"Almost." I grunted as I attempted to scrub a stain off the desk, "What the hell happened here Four-eyes?!"
"Oh, that? I don't know, I think one of my students did that. Connie, not that bright."
"Maybe I oughta have a talk to him." I thought aloud as Hanji wrapped her arm around me, dragging me to the party.
"I'll see you in the depths of hell, my friend." I told the stain, vowing to come back for it. Hanji laughed as she carried me to the car, chatting about her day as I chimed in on some things.
It didn't feel that long, but nothing felt slow when I was with Hanji. She made the time go by fast, and honestly, I had no idea if that scared me. For everything to go by in the blink of an eye, but for us to enjoy it.
"We're here, get out of your midlife crisis now." She cheered, already hopping out of the car and throwing her clothes in the back.
"That was not a long drive." I thought out loud.
"Of course not." Her tone went dark, "Erwin's life is dedicated to this school, to simply educate the children of the future. He must live close so that if anything happens, he can come right over. Principal Erwin will give life and limb for his school, that is the price of a true educator. To not know if you live to see tomorrow, it's a dangerous job." She finished, the fire in her eyes blazing.
"Hanji, they're teenagers." I deadpanned.
"Teenagers are scary, that's why it's dangerous. Do you know how many fights Eren has gotten into simply because of school spirit? The kid cried cause his grade didn't win the spirit stick."
I chuckled, "What a fucking pussy."
We walked in Erwin's house, hand in hand. The place wasn't too shabby, it was spacious, but did it pass the cleaning test?
I pulled my hand out to run under the table until Hanji pulled it back, "Not today."
Turning back, I looked at the house one last time before stepping outside, "I will find out how clean you are." I promised.
We emerged into Erwin's backyard as chatter and laughter flourished, multiple people came up to greet Hanji as I was left alone. Which was the complete opposite of what I wanted, I stood in my spot and glanced at my phone. My attention was pulled away as Erwin approached me.
"So you're friends with Hanji?" He asked, handing me a cup.
I glanced at it before accepting it, "I'd like to say that we're more than friends."
He nodded, "My apologies. Hanji doesn't talk much about you."
"I can say the same about you."
There was silence among us for a few moments before he spoke again, "So what do you do for a living?"
"I own a hair salon." I frowned, I'm sure he thought he was better than me. He's the principal of a high school, I'm just an owner. I've met guys like Erwin, thinking they're better than everyone else. He's probably thinking of a chance to steal Hanji from me.
But that's not what he was thinking at all. Erwin's head was full of gardening techniques he'd plan on trying for the summer, his face pulled into a deep trance like state.
'Smug bastard.'
"Oh there you are! I was sure I lost you." Hanji laughed, "Come with me, I spilled my drink on me."
"Why do I have to go with you?" I stopped, "How bad is the stain? Do I have to bring out my special chemical I concocted just for these moments?"
The brunette cackled, pulling me along without another word. She led the two of us into the guest bathroom, I think, before removing her top. I looked away to give her a moment of privacy.
"Did you know that shower sex is actually the worst kind of sex to have? It's because the water takes away the natural lube-" My love ranted before I pulled her head closer to me.
"Are you trying to hit on me?" I asked, a small smile playing on my lips.
She giggled and gripped my shoulders, "Yes, and no. I'm just saying for educational purposes."
I looked at her with a bewildered look as she got on her knees. Her tongue ran down my dick, licking up and down until sucking on the tip. I groaned as I pulled at her hair, eliciting a groan from her as well.
"Oh hey, is it true that you can't feel anything past the tip? Like, what's the point in me gagging?"
I groaned, "By the walls, Hanji, I will explain your sex lesson later. Just not now."
She said nothing else as she took me back in her mouth. Her cheeks hollowed in as she began sucking as I wrapped my hands in her ponytail, pulling as she pulled her mouth off. Swirling her tongue around the tip as I panted.
"Hanji." I groaned as she kept going. She talked a lot, but damn was she talented with that tongue. My head rolled back as she paid attention to the tip, with her it wouldn't take long for me to finish.
She let go of me and stood back up, wiping her mouth with the back of her hand.
"What? You're not gonna finish me off?"
"I think it'll be a lot more fun for me later." The woman winked at me as I sighed in frustration, "Well, see ya!"
Before I could call out for her, she left as her laughter bounced off the walls. Leave it to Hanji to do this to me, I hated with what was about to come, but it had to be done.
***
"Oh hey, what took you so long?" Hanji questioned, feigning innocence.
I rolled my eyes, "Tch, you know I hate doing it. It's disgusting."
"Not disgusting. Natural." She kissed my cheek as I wrapped my hand around her waist.
The moment was short lived when Erwin approached us, his sunglasses on and a drink in his hand, "You know, I've ain't never seen two pretty best friends. Always one of them gotta be ugly."
Hanji laughed, "No, my dear Erwin, we are in fact, the two pretty best friends. Attractive people, everyone wants us."
"Who the fuck came up with that?" I asked, "Hanji's been saying it nonstop since she got TikTok."
***
THIRD PERSON's POV:
"They look like they're having fun." Armin said as the group peered into their principal's backyard.
"Holy hell, Principal Erwin is ripped as hell." Sasha nudged Connie.
"Fuck that, I wanna be their friend." Connie laughed, "Is it just me?"
Everyone glanced at one another before murmuring their own answers. But in one way or another, they all seemed to agree with Connie.
A/N: I got laid off my job again🤩, but I'm gonna be a dasher until I can find another job till February. #Worklife #getthatbread #thenthathead #andleavepeaceout
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Published: 12/2/2020
Word Count: 1,545 words