Hello People. Sorry, I was busy with exams. I really couldn't find any time.
The genre of the book is changed by wattpad from Humor to FanFiction by wattpad as according to their 'guidelines' if any book is in two categories and one of them is FanFiction, it is given the priority. And I am writing this book using 'existing' characters, so this goes into the FanFiction. So, the thing is this book is not a Humor genre now but I would continue this as planned.
The conversations written in italics are the English translation of the Hindi lines used. This is for those people who are facing difficulties reading Hindi conversations. Rest can ignore those.
Happy Reading....
Manik gathers all their friends at some xyz place in Mumbai without telling them the reason why.
Alya: Hey, Manik.
Abhi(frowns): Bhai, ab bata bhi de kaam kya hai. Is Nandu fine?
[Abhi(frowns): Bro, Why did you call? Is Nandu fine?]
Nandu: Abhimanyu, I am totally fine. Kabhi toh iske alawa kuch bhi puch liya karo.
[Nandu: Abhimanyu, I am totally fine. At least try to ask something else other than this single question]
Abhi(dramatically): I care for you, babydoll.
Mukti: Manik, In dono ko chod. Ab bata kya hua?
[Mukti: Manik, leave these two. What happened?]
Manik(smiles sarcastically): Dhruv, tu bhi kuch bol de?
[Manik(smiles sarcastically): Dhruv, why don't you say something?]
Dhruv: Where are Cabir and Navya?
Manik(patting him): I know bas tu hi samajhdar hai in sabse. Guys, Cabir is at the back side of this restaurant, on a date with Navya. Since we all don't have any other work and we are feeling bored so the plan is...
[Manik(patting him): I know only you are intelligent among all these. Guys, Cabir is at the back side of this restaurant, on a date with Navya. Since we all don't have any other work and we are feeling bored so the plan is...]
He trailed off with an evil smirk only to be completed by Mukti with an expression mirroring him.
Mukti: Let's crash Cabir's date.
Manik and Mukti share a high five. While rest all grin at each other.
Manik has already talked with the manager, so they directly went to the area where Cabir was supposed to be there. They all hid behind some bushes at a safe distance such that Cabir doesn't notice them but they could hear Cabir and Navya.
Cabir(holds Navya's hand): Baby, these two days were like hell. I missed you so much.
Navya(teases): Oh really? Main toh so rahi thi. I didn't miss you much.
[Navya(teases): Oh really? I was sleeping. I didn't miss you much]
Mukti(dreamily): Yeh hai meri best friend.
[Mukti(dreamily): She is my best friend]
Nandu(proudly): Meri bhi.
[Nandu(proudly): Mine too]
And they both giggle while Manik and Abhi stopped them.
Cabir: Navya tum bhi na. Can I have a dance with you?
Navya: Music?
Cabir: I have my mobile with me.
Navya gives her hand. As he pulled out his mobile out, 'dil diyan gallan' played in the background.
Navya: Yeh kahan se aaya?
[Navya: where did this come from?]
Cabir: Maybe restaurant wale play kar rahe hai. Come let's dance.
[Cabir: Maybe, the restaurant people are playing it. Come let's dance. ]
Nandu: Abhi, tujhe isne restaurant wala bana diya. (To Abhi who played the song from background)
[Nandu: Abhi, he made you the restaurant guy]
Mukti: Ruk main isko ab Circus wala banati hun.
[Mukti: Wait, let me make a circus guy out of him]
As soon as they start the dance, Mukti changed the song and it played 'swag se karenge sabka swagat' halting Cabir, while Navya was glaring him.
Cabir(frightens): Sorry, baby. I don't know. Come dinner karte hai.
[Cabir(frightens): Sorry, baby. I don't know. Come, let's have our dinner.]
They sit on the table. Cabir served her the food.
Cabir: Baby, tumhara favorite paneer butter masala. Ekdum Punjabi style main. Tumhare liye specially banwaya hai.
[Cabir: Baby, your favorite paneer butter masala. I have specially asked them for you. Just the way you like, totally in Punjabi style.]
Manik in a fake voice shouted.
[Note: Everyone except Cabir and Navya will take in fake voices from here]
Manik: Shaadi hokar itne saal ho gaye. Aaj tak yeh nahi pata ki mera favorite cuisine kaun sa hai.
[Manik: We have been married for years now and you don't know what's my favorite cuisine.]
Nandu: Toh tum har saal apna favorite change karte ho. Kitna yaad rakhoon.
[Nandu: So, you change your favorites every year. What all will I remember?]
Cabir, who had a horrified look seeing Navya getting angry, tried to calm her.
Cabir: Side mein shayad koi couple lad rahe honge. Baby, I know tumhara favorite Punjabi cuisine hai.
[Cabir: I guess, some couple is fighting on the other side. Baby, I know your favorite is Punjabi food.]
Navya nods and starts eating.
Navya: Cabir. You have literally scared me. Mera mobile silent mein tha and when I checked it in the evening, there were hundreds of missed calls. Itne calls kaun karta hai ek din mein.
This time Abhi shouted before Cabir could answer.
Abhi: Tum mujh par trust tak nahi karti. Tumhe lagta hai mere itne saare affairs honge, but you know what you are just insecure. That's why you call me once in every half an hour.
[Abhi: You don't trust me anymore. You think I have so many affairs, but you know what you are just insecure. That's why you call me once in every half an hour. ]
Mukti: As if I don't have any other work. Let's just break up.
Navya glares Cabir to which he mutters a sorry.
Cabir: Koi boyfriend girlfriend issue hoga. I seriously trust you. Sapno mein bhi jhoot nahi bol sakta.
[Cabir: Maybe, some boyfriend girlfriend issue. I seriously trust you. I can't lie to you, not even in my dreams]
Manik: Tum kuch bhi bol sakti ho. Aaj bologi you didn't ever lie in your whole existence, kal bologi tumhara husband main nahi, Parth Samthaan hai. Tumhara koi bharosa nahi hai.
[Manik: You can say anything. Now you say, you can never lie. Tomorrow you will say that Parth Samthaan is your husband. I don't trust you.]
Nandu: Haan toh mat karo trust. Mujhe bhi koi shauk nahi hai. Divorce de do. Main bhi jaa rahi hun apne Parth ke paas.
[Nandu: I am not even dying for your trust. Give me divorce already. I am going to my Parth.]
Navya: Cabir, ise achi aur koi place nahi mili tumhe?
[Navya: Cabir, didn't you get any restaurant better than this?]
Cabir: Navya, baby last time jab main aaya tha, it was the best. Aaj pata nahi kya hua.
[Cabir: Navya, baby this was the best restaurant when I was here, the last time. I don't know what's wrong with them today.]
Alya: Baby last time tum kiske saath aaye the. Mujhe toh kabhi nahi laye. That's why you are making me eat so much of oily food na. So, that I will die after eating this and you can be happy with her.
[Alya: Baby, whom did you come with the last time? You didn't ever bring me here before.That's why you are making me eat so much of oily food. So, that I will die after eating this and you can be happy with her.]
Dhruv: haan, Apni girlfriend ke saath aaya hun. Tumse kya matlab. Waise bhi tum itna dimag khaati ho, tumse better vo hai. Atleast food toh main calories count kare bina kha sakta hun.
[Dhruv: Yes, I came with my girlfriend. How does it matter to you? She is much better than you. At least, she won't count the calories before eating her food.]
Navya: Cabirrr.
Cabir: Nahi baby. Papa ke koi clients ke saath aaya tha.
[Cabir: No baby. I came here with some of my Dad's clients.]
Nandu: khud ka kaam karna toh aaj tak seekha nahi hai, dusro ka kaam karne chale ho. Jhoot toh sahi se bol diya karo.
[Nandu: You can't handle your work and you want me to believe that you were here for your dad's work?]
Manik: tumhare saath rehna hi nahi hai mujhe. Let's just break up.
[Manik: I don't even want to live with you. Let's just break up]
Nandu: Tum kya breakup karoge. Itna hone ke baad bhi agar koi ladki hogi tumhare saath, I will feel pity for her. Aur main un ladkiyon mein se nahi hun. Goodbye.
[Nandu: No need actually. After whatever happened, if at all any girl still stays with you, I will feel pity for her. And I am not one of them. Goodbye.]
Navya: I think I should leave.
Cabir: Navya baby, I am sorry. Maine sach mein kuch nahi kiya. Vo clients hi the.
[Cabir: Navya baby, I am sorry. I am not lying. I really came with my dad's clients]
But she doesn't listen and leave while Cabir was behind her, pleading her to listen. As soon as they both reach the place where everyone was hiding, they all come out and flashed their teeth surprising both Cabir and Navya.
Cabir: Guys, tum sab yahan kya kar rahe ho?
[Cabir: Guys, what are you all doing here?]
Manik: Nandu, tumhe divorce kab chahiye?
[Manik: Nandu, when do you want your divorce?]
Nandu: kal tak de do.
[Nandu: Tomorrow is fine.]
Mukti: Abhi when are you breaking up with me?
Abhi: jab Manik divorce dega.
[Abhi: Whenever Manik gives divorce.]
Alya: Baby, vo ladki kaun thi?
[Alya: Baby, who was that girl?]
Dhruv: Baby, it's Cabir.
And they burst out laughing except Navya and Cabir who had horrified look on their faces but soon Navya too joins them leaving a fuming Cabir alone.
Cabir: Saalo, kamino. Dost ho ya dushman. Ek toh main itni mushkil se apni setting karwa raha tha. Aur tumne vo bhi bigaad diya.
[Cabir: Idiots. Are you even my friends? Do you know how much I have struggled to convince her? And you all even spoiled that.]
Alya: Aww... poor Cabir.
Manik: Hum sab bore ho rahe the.
[Manik: We were bored.]
Cabir: Tum bore ho rahe the toh meri band bajayoge kya? Pata hai, I almost thought yeh phirse mere saath breakup kar legi.
[Cabir: ok you are bored and you were having fun at my expense? I almost thought that she will break up with me.]
Navya: Aww.. baby.
And she hugs him making everyone whistle at them. They break their hug when Cabir asks.
Cabir: Waise yeh date crash karne ka idea kiska tha?
[Cabir: whose idea is this?]
Everyone except Nandini points at Manik.
Cabir: Pata tha mujhe. Tu jab date par jayega na, main bhi aise hi tera plan flop karunga.
[Cabir: I so knew it. When you will go on your date, I promise, I will ruin it.]
Manik shows him his tongue while Nandu frowns which was seen by Everyone.
Abhi: Nandu, tujhe kya hua.
[Abhi: Nandu, what happened to you?]
Nandu looks at him before turning towards Manik.
Nandu: Manik, jab tum date par jayoge na, promise me that tum cheesy names se butter nahi lagaoge.
[Nandu: Manik, when you will go on a date, promise me that you won't call her with all those cheesy names]
Manik: Are you mad. Mujhse yeh cheesy names nahi honge.
[Manik: Are you mad? I can't be that cheesy, girl]
Cabir: Isiliye aaj tak tujhse koi girlfriend nahi bani.
[Cabir: That's why you didn't have a girlfriend till now]
Manik makes a bad face while Nandu replies Cabir.
Nandu: Tu hai na Cabir, Manik ke side mein hamesha. Jo bhi ladki ise propose karne aati hai, tujhe dekhkar pehle hi bhaag jaati hai.
[Nandu: Actually Cabir, you always stand beside Manik, right? Every girl who comes to propose him runs away after seeing your face]
Everyone laughs off before retiring to their respective houses.
Are you people facing any difficulties reading the chapter? Should I change anything? Bold the lines or something? Drop down your suggestions/comments.
How was the chapter? This chapter and the chapters after this were taking so much of time. Did you like it? Waiting for your feedback.
The next update will be on 18th/19th of this month. After that, I will try to give regular updates.