At Tina's House
Quinn: Did you guys try?
Tina: Yeah, we all tried, anyone else vomiting every five minutes
Santana: Mine doesn't come all the time but it does come slot
Brittany: So all we have to do is take the tests?
Tina: Yep! How does this work Q?
Quinn: You just pee on the stick and wait three minutes
Brittany: This sounds like Lord Tubbington's drug test
Tina: okay, we can all go at once
They all pee on the tests and set a timer. The timer goes off.
Santana: So, ready to check y'all?
Tina: Definitely
Brittany: Lord Tubbington will have to sell his drugs for money for the baby
Tina: I'm carrying precious Asian cargo
Santana: Sebastian better be happy about this baby bitches!
Tina: Morning sickness is such a bitch!
In the choir room
Mr.Shue: Okay guys! Who knows who-
Tina: Mr.Shue I gotta go to the bathroom
Quinn: Oh god, me too
Mike stands up as Tina, Quinn, Brittany, and Santana run to the bathroom
Rachel: Okay, what was that?
Mercedes: Yeah, that was like super trippy!
Mr.Shue: I have no clue, Mike you okay?
Mike: Yeah and I think I know what's wrong. I need to to talk to my girl
Sebastian, Sam, and Puck: Me too
After school
Mike: Girls wait up!
Tina: Hey babe! Guess what?
Mike: You're pregnant, I know (Hugs Tina)
Sebastian: (Sees Santana crying, uses soft voice) Hey, hey, why are you crying San?
Santana: Cause I know you don't want this baby
Sebastian: It's okay, it's fine, you're okay
Santana: What about your parents? My parents? My abuela? She will beat me with a chair
Sebastian: We can figure that out, together
Brittany: Sam, say something
Sam: I love you
Puck: If it's a girl I wanna name her Beth
Quinn: (Nods)
WC : 304