It was November 19. Bad Things always happen on the 19th. 👀
Jacob came home from school and saw nasty, fat Melania Trump outside of daddy's mansion.
She was tALKING to Donald! Only Jacob can talk to Donald. 😡😤
Jacob took awf his sweatshirt. abs! 😩💦 he choked Melania with it and she died 4ever.
Logan Paul laughed at ded Melania, so Jacob choked him, too.
Donald shrugged. "I guess the kids r going to an orphanage." He smelled Jacob's forehead. 👃🤧 wow, romantic! 😍😘❤️
They hugged 4 a week. 😘