Weird Dear Evan Hansen One-Sh...

By InvisibleRainbow6

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One-shots and other short stories influenced by the musical by Steven Levenson, Benj Pasek, and Justin Paul... More

Shoot the Breeze (group chat)
Sincerely Three (group chat)
Should've Stuck to Jazz Band Jazz
To Sign Your Cast
Dear Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Operation Evan's Birthday (group chat)
Babysitting (part 1)
Babysitting (part 2)
Being a Sharpie (a poem from the POV of Evan's Sharpie)
Food Headcannons
Another Sincerely Three Group Chat
Musical Headcannons
The (More or Less) Identity Crisis
Being Jared's Bathroom Mirror (a poem from the POV of Jared's mirror)
Depression: According to Connor Murphy
DEH Friends Get Squips (Headcannons)
Being Evan's Note
Being a Box of Band-Aids
The Monster That I Knew
Movie Theater Anxiety (part 1)
Dear, Evan Hansen Discovers Hamilton
Movie Theater Anxiety (part 2)

Handwriting Headcannons

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By InvisibleRainbow6

Just some headcannons about what the character's writing would look like!

Connor
* Takes highest level English class possible
* He can't spell for heck!!
* Masks his horrible spelling with really sloppy handwriting
* He actually has neat handwriting though
* He used to do that thing where he puts the loop at the bottom of his "g"'s and "y"'s
* Now he only does it for Evan and Jared
* They think it's super adorable

Evan
* Super self conscious about his writing even though he's really good
* Always puts his arm in front of his work so nobody can see what he's doing
* Always writes in pencil because he erases half of what he writes
* Even though he hates technology he'll use it because it saves paper and helps stop deforestation
* His writing is amazing!!!!
* If you tell him to write an essay on trees he will*email you* about 15 pages worth of information (not including his pictures and diagrams)

Jared
* Likes to draw pictures to explain his notes
* His drawings stink and he knows it
* He keeps drawing them
* He can read really sloppy handwriting because he has really sloppy handwriting
* He is really slow at typing (he hunts and pecks a lot)
* People just assume he's fast because he brags about his computer skills (why Evan and Connor asked him to help fake emails one time)
* He can text really fast
* He often writes in text slang
* His spelling is perfect and he likes to correct other people's spelling
* " Annoying has two n's not one Connor." "Shut up Jared!!"

Zoe
* Her handwriting is okay
* She has five different color pens with her at all times
* She uses a different color for each subject
* Red=math
* Blue=science
* Green=history
* Purple=Spanish
* Black=English (she wanted to use yellow but Alana complained she couldn't read it. Now she highlights all her notes in yellow. Her teacher gets confused.)
* Alana gave her said pens
* She won't let anyone barrow them (except Evan because he looks like he's going to have a panic attack when she says no)
* Her notes are covered in drawings
* And stars
* ...lots of stars
* When she runs out of space on her paper or doesn't have any with her she draws on her jeans
* When she runs out of room on her jeans she uses her arms
* Alana and Jared are constantly telling her she's going to get ink poisoning
* #IndigoHairDoesn'tCare

Alana
* Has really really neat handwriting
* Like her teachers show off her work during class because it's so neat
* Even if her answers are wrong (they never are)
* Always writes in black pens
* Has innumerable amount of pencils/pens/highlighters with her at all times
* Will always lend people one
* But she will kill you if you don't give it back
* Or she will get Connor or Zoe to kill you
* Either way you better remember to return that pen if you value your life
* She cringes every time she sees bad grammar/bad spelling/bad handwriting
* So basically Connor
* She cringes every time she sees Evan's cast because of Connor's penmanship
* It makes him uncomfortable
* She stopped doing it after two months
* She always corrects grammar in texts
* "Zoe: i luv u Alana." "Alana: I think you mean 'I love you Alana!' In which I would respond 'I love you too'" "Zoe: you ruined it."
* Evan has to make the group chats or she won't get included

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