9:58 AM
*Chat between DJ, Camz, Laur, Mani, and Allycat*
*Laur has changed the chat name to Save our Pup*
Laur:
Camz still wants to name the puppy pupper
Please save our fur child from a hard life of shame and embarrassment, donate now!
Allycat:
Question
Is that code for please provide names?
Laur:
Yes
Mani:
And you couldn't have just said that because....?
Laur:
Names
DJ:
Oh! I got one!
Marge!
Oh! Luna! No wait, Nova!
This one is my best yet..... Lola
Get it? It's like a secret camren except rather than taking Camila first and Lauren last, you switch it. Lo and camiLA. Lola!
Laur:
That's actually very clever.....
I'm impressed
I like it!
DJ:
Does that mean that I won?
Camz:
DJ I appreciate the effort but Pupper is a boy....
DJ:
Well fuck
You could have started out with that
Laur:
Any other ideas?
Allycat:
After much debate, I have created a list:
Ivan
Salazar
Human
Voop
Laur:
........
Camz:
I am concerned for Normally's future children
Mani:
As am I
DJ:
Voop?
Ally wtf
Allycat:
Alright I can see that my ideas are not appreciated
And you better watch it Normani Kordei or we won't be having ANY children
Mani:
Fine by me. I would rather have none then a kid named Salazar...
Allycat:
I'm divorcing you
Mani:
We aren't married??
Allycat:
🖕🏼
Laur:
Moving on?
Mani, you are our last hope
Mani:
That's a lot of pressure
But despite what you might think
My children will not be named Voop and Human
Camz:
Thank god
Mani:
I present the best puppy names
in the entire world
Koda
Mika
Socrates
Camz:
Gus-Gus!!!
Mani:
No that's not what I was gonna say....?
Camz:
I like Gus-Gus
Laur:
Aw it fits him
He's so cute and clumsy and innocent
A little gulumping pupper named Gus-Gus
Camz:
So Gus-Gus it is?
Laur:
Gus-Gus it is
Mani:
Uhm excuse me
I took time out of my day to think up some really good names and you didn't even look at them?
Camz:
I'm going to the store with Gus-Gus to get him a little charm for his collar with his name on it
Laur:
Can you make another one for you?
Camz:
What for
Laur:
So that when you fall asleep in public places we can put your name and my phone number and people will call me
Camz:
I don't know if i should be offended or laugh?
Mani:
Well I'm offended
Laur:
Laugh
Laughing is good
actually, nevermind, I think a t-shirt will work better
Camz:
Anyways Gus-Gus and I are going to the store. Can you come over later so he can show off his new collar and we can take pics?
Laur:
As fun as that sounds, I can't. Family christmas party
Mani:
Uhm Hello?
Camz:
I'm not invited?
Laur:
Did you want to meet my parents as my official girlfriend?
Camz:
Nfjsjdhsjnf
Choking
Hands are shaking
Panic
Laur:
That's why you weren't invited
Camz:
Oh good
I'm not ready for that
Laur:
Still don't know why you're so nervous
Camz:
They made you
Laur:
Uhm....
Mani:
Alright fuck both of you
DJ:
No one cares Mani
Mani:
I'm hate you all
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10:44 AM
*Save our Pup*
*Camz changed the chat name to 4 Gays and a Bae*
DJ:
For once I approve
Camz:
Look at my baby!
Camz:
Camz:
Oh... Oops wrong photo
That's not my baby
Mani:
Should I even ask how you got a pic of me?
DJ:
😂😂😂
Ndbajdjjdnem
Asfgshsjs
Gehdhjendm
Heisj
Mani:
Yeah we get it Dinah
Yes that's me, No I am not even the slightest bit ashamed or embarrassed
Allycat:
Well maybe we can have kids, you know, if they end up looking like that 😍
Mani:
We're still not naming them freaking Zordon or Esmerelda or anything along those lines
No Voop Noop Scoopy Doop
Allycat:
*Sigh*
Fine
Camz:
Hehe Zordon
That's the big bald guy in power rangers
Mani:
Damn it Mila, You're ruining us all
Laur:
Don't get mad at my girlfriend
Camz:
Yeah what she said
Mani:
🙄
Camz:
Anyways back to what I meant to post
DJ:
Bahdjfndk
I just looked at that pic again!
😂😂
Mani:
Fuck you Dinah
Camz:
Look at my baby!
Part two!
Camz:
Laur:
You know, I thought you were going to be all cute and romantic and post a picture of me, but I'm not even offending that you didn't because you and Gus-Gus look so damn cute
His new little collar!
Such a handsome boy!
Camz:
*cough*
Laur:
And such a beautiful girl
Camz:
☺️
Aw Lolo
Camz:
Camz:
LOOK AT MY OTHER VERY BEAUTIFUL, SEXY AND AMAZING BABY
SHES ALL MINE
DJ:
Damn, what a shame
Camz:
I sense sarcasm in your voice Dinah Jane and I do not like it
Lauren is perfect and anyone, me included, must be the luckiest person in the world to get to have her
Allycat:
I've been cheated
When would Mani ever
Mani:
Uhm, I literally said that like last week??
Allycat:
It wasnt cute enough
Mani:
I give up
DJ:
My heart
I've never been so single in my life
Laur:
DJ:
Hmmm
Mila's rubbing off on you
Laur:
......
I'm just now realizing what she's doing to me
Camz:
A MEME
LOLO
Laur:
Oh well 🤷🏻♀️
A/N: I posted a poetry/Thoughts type of book if you guys want to check it out. Not 5H/Camila related, but it would mean a lot of you read it :)