This was a draft, I literally did this at
4am and forgot about it
• you're a killer, Tim's your victim
You: *walk in a bedroom with a mask and a knife*
*Tim's hiding in the closet*
You: Red Robin
Tim: Yo. Ahh!
• you're at Tim's funeral
Damian: We are gathered here today because someone
* looks back at the coffin*
Damian: couldn't stay alive
• you flirting
You: how do you do that with your face?
Dick: do what?
You: be handsome
Dick: Aw
• telling dirty jokes
You: if three people is a threesome
And two people is a twosome
Then you know why they call you handsome
Dick: wow y/n
• pet store
You: Okay you can have one
Damian: okay *takes a pup*
You: Good
Damian: *takes another*
You: Damian
Damian: *runs out the store*
You: DAMIAN
• late night episode
Tim: one more
Tim: one more
*Is 4am*
Tim: one more!
• i don't care
Batman: Jason, I don't love you anymore
Jason: I could care less
Jason: *plays a sad song and silently crys*
:') -hal