11:45 AM
DJ:
I'm broke
Camz:
And?
DJ:
And Christmas is coming up
Allycat:
Oh I see where this is going
You're about to tell us that we aren't getting presents bc you only have enough money for one gift after blowing it all on a new pair of shoes
DJ:
First of all, it wasn't a pair of shoes
Secondly, I was going to hold a competition to see who gets the single gift
Mani:
🤦🏽♀️
Laur:
Well did you at least buy something good?
DJ:
Yes
Laur:
And it is....?
DJ:
None of your concern
Mani:
Bet you anything that it was some fancy vibrator
DJ:
I chose not to answer that question
Camz:
Okay, ew
Allycat:
I'm going to ignore that and instead point out that if I'm not getting that present after I spent an entire day holding your hair back while you puked, then I'm disowning you
Mani:
Omg i forgot about the halloween party
DJ:
That seems fair to me
Laur:
Hold up, Ally may have spent the day after halloween holding back your hair, but you actually puked on my shoes soooo
DJ:
That's a good point......
Mani:
Excuse me? Does everyone just coincidentally forget about the time that she decided to pregame before Disney and puked on my hair?
Camz:
Dude, learn to hold your liquor
Laur:
For real
DJ:
Alright, so we all know I'm not great about knowing when to stop drinking. No need to rub it in.
And btw the one at disney doesn't count, I wouldn't have puked if you hadn't made me go on the teacup ride.
Mani:
Yeah keep telling yourself that
Camz:
I have an idea!!
Laur:
What?
Allycat:
Mila?
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12:18 PM
Camz:
Oh sorry I got distracted
I saw my neighbors puppy walking down the street
He's such a handsome boy
Camz:
DJ:
Probably the only time that you'll ever hear Camila say handsome and boy in the same sentence
Allycat:
Bahahaha
True tho
Laur:
Aw Camz💖
You look so cute!
Mani:
Who took this picture?
Camz:
My neighbor. I asked if I could have a photoshoot with him. His name is Otis 🐶
Camz:
Laur:
Why do you look so sad in this one?
Camz:
Bc i asked if i could have him over for a playdate and she asked if i had a dog and I said no, just for me and she told me that was weird 😕
Mani:
😂 😂
Allycat:
Mila.......
Camz:
I just wanna puppy 😫
DJ:
Uhm not to ruin the moment, but what the hell was your idea earlier? I've got thirty bucks to my name and I'd like to keep y'all fighting for the gift as a last resort.
Camz:
Oh yeah!
Secret Santa! 🎅🏼
Laur:
Why haven't we thought of this before?
Mani:
For real, you know how many times I've regifted things to Dinah and Laur after spending all my money on Ally?
Laur:
Well thanks for that
DJ:
Fuck you Mani
You're getting coal
Actually that's too expensive, you're getting lint
Mani:
Oops
Camz:
Anyways, this way we all get a gift but DJ only has to buy one.
You're welcome you cheap ass ☺️
DJ:
🙃
Mani:
I'll probably still get a gift for Ally but at least I only have to get two gifts rather than five
Laur:
Same, except for Camz, not Ally
Camz:
Same, except for Laur not myself
DJ:
Same, except for myself, not Laur
Allycat:
........
Dinah Jane sometimes I just-
Allycat:
Laur:
Okay but why does she still look so good
Camz:
I think those hoops could fit around my head
DJ:
We should try it Mila
Camz:
......
Mani:
DON'T YOU DARE BREAK MY HOOPS
Laur:
Relax, they aren't even at your house
DJ:
........
Mani:
You're at my house?
DJ:
Uh, any chance I could by default be Mani's secret santa
I owe her some new hoops.....
Camz:
Ouch, my head hurts
DJ:
Also whoever gets Mila should probably include a bandaid
Camz:
I wasn't ready yet
Mani:
I'm going to kill you both
Allycat:
Why is it that when they're together they lose all sense of logic?
Laur:
Only god knows
I'm on my way with a bandaid
DJ:
Whipped
Laur:
Shut up DJ
This is your fault
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7:11 PM
DJ:
So y'all want to go to a Christmas party?
There will be alcohol, eggnog, and ugly sweaters
Laur:
Well how can I say no to that?
Allycat:
Mani and I are down
DJ:
Great bc i was thinking one of you could be the DD?
Allycat:
Not it!
Mani:
Not it!
Damn it
Laur:
Camz, you in?
Camz:
So long as you all promise not to make fun of my forehead scab
*cough* Thanks a lot Dinah *cough*
DJ:
I genuinely thought it would fit
Leave it in the past Mila
Camz:
Hard to do so when the scab is very much in the present
DJ:
I'll get you a drink?
Camz:
I'm in!
Allycat:
Yesssssss
Mani:
🎅🏼