[ What they get for Christmas (from you) ]
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Aries: tickets to hell - Damien
Taurus: lace underwear - Gregory
Gemini: a 5lb bag of grass seeds - Clyde
Cancer: crayons - Tweek
Leo: a vibrator - Christophe
Virgo: lemon-scented furniture polish - Kyle
Libra: nudes - Kenny
Scorpio: a stuffed animal - Butters
Sagittarius: an egg salad sandwich - Cartman
Capricorn: $$$$$ - Token
Aquarius: DEEZ NUTS - Craig
Pisces: fruit gushers - Stan
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