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[ What you steal from them ]
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Aries: His guinea pig - Craig

Taurus: Nothing because he'll set you on fire if you do steal something from him - Damien

Gemini: His stash of Cheesy Poofs - Cartman

Cancer: His Taco Bell - Clyde

Leo: All of his money because you're a greedy shit - Token

Virgo: His shovel - Christophe

Libra: His coffee - Tweek

Scorpio: His hat (who doesn't want to see that poofy hair? .<.) - Kyle

Sagittarius: His parka - Kenny

Capricorn: His heart (not literally) - Stan

Aquarius: "HAhahahahah, you have nothing to steal me! Be gone tHOT!"
- Gregory

Pisces: His virginity- wait what. - Butters

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