[ What you steal from them ]
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Aries: His guinea pig - Craig
Taurus: Nothing because he'll set you on fire if you do steal something from him - Damien
Gemini: His stash of Cheesy Poofs - Cartman
Cancer: His Taco Bell - Clyde
Leo: All of his money because you're a greedy shit - Token
Virgo: His shovel - Christophe
Libra: His coffee - Tweek
Scorpio: His hat (who doesn't want to see that poofy hair? .<.) - Kyle
Sagittarius: His parka - Kenny
Capricorn: His heart (not literally) - Stan
Aquarius: "HAhahahahah, you have nothing to steal me! Be gone tHOT!"
- Gregory
Pisces: His virginity- wait what. - Butters
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