sugar cubes || haikyuu chatfic

By trekktock

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❛ tobyby: sunshine where art thou tsukisaurus: king what the fuck? ❜ an hq!! chatfiction brought to you by th... More

authoress' note
i : the gay team [karasuno]
ii : emo nation [karasuno]
iv : missing [karasuno]
v : horrors [karasuno]
vi : fish vendors [nekoma]
vii : kitten [nekoma]
viii : convenience store [seijo]
ix : revelation [nekoma]
x : the mad dog case [seijo]
xi : non-existent camp [random]
xii : honoring akaashi [fukurodani]
xiii : ushiyama? [karasuno]
xiv : if she breathes [seijo]
xv : bird box (i) [shiratorizawa]
xvi : mr. popular [karasuno]
xvii : red letters [fukurodani]
xviii : bird box (ii) [shiratorizawa]
xix : mr. popular (ii) [karasuno]

iii : scum's wish [karasuno]

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By trekktock

karasuno high school boy's volleyball team •

7:56 am

sugamum: since i try to be the best mother

diededchi: since i am the best mother and i am not even trying*

thebraveace: best ship

ryunoesuke: noeya?

noeya: noeya noeya?

yams: good morning everyone!

sonshine: HELLO!

tobyby: shoyo stop using your phone and focus on mugi and hanabi

sonshine: okay tobio

sugamum: okay so i was saying

yams: wait wait

sugamum: yes yamaguchi?

yams: isn't mugi and hanabi from that anime

tsukisaurus: kuzu no honkai

sugamum: i have no information on this anime

sonshine: noya-senpai and tanaka-senpai told us about it and it seems sweet. it just started though.

noeya left the group.
ryunoesuke left the group.

yams: hinata no don't watch it!

tsukisaurus: they're gonna regret it

tobyby: whAT THE FUCK

sugamum: LANGUAGE

sonshine: mOM THEY ARE KISSING WITH TONGUES WHAT IS HAPPENING I THOUGHT THIS WAS FLUFFY.

yams: sTOP

sugamum: tURN THAT OFF

sonshine: Oh mY GOD SHE CALLED HIM ONIICHAN?????? HE CALLED HER AKANESAN????

tobyby: this is not what i thought this is

tsukisaurus: that anime is scarred and its the went-into-a-shredder kind of scars

sonshine: i don't get it.

yams: it means that kuzu no honkai is an emotionally unstable anime

sonshine: ooo okay?

sugamum: just don't watch it again hinata.

tobyby: ive turned it off now. and deleted the file. pure shoyo doesn't deserve this anime. burned this piece of s-

sugamum: okay back to what i was going to say

kinkin: this is funny narita ennoshita come look

naruto: anime characters talking about another anime

kinkin: lol ikr dude no one even noticed that we used 'club' on chapter two

naruto: who changed it

ennoshitae: i did. i also changed it back

sugamum: please tell me that you guys are not on drugs

ennoshitae: we are not

sugamum: good. now can you call nishinoya and tanaka for me please

ennoshitae: sure thing mom

ennoshitae added noeya and ryunoesuke to the chat.

noeya: i'm so scared

ryunoesuke: terrified*

sugamum: I'll see you both tomorrow during morning practice. Are we clear?

ryunoesuke: yes!!!!

noeya: yes! mom, definitely

sugamum: okay so i was saying

thebraveace: that makes me remember p!atd @noya

sonshine: iF YOU LOVE ME

noeya: LET ME GOOOOOOOOO

diededchi: pls stop before your mother snaps

sonshine: sorry dad, i was bored.

thebraveace: okay

noeya: sorry again

sugamum: can i talk now? will no one interrupt me this time?

diededchi: the floor is yours, love

thebraveace: asdfghjkl-

sugamum: "since i am the best mother and i'm not even trying" (note the quotation marks), let's have a small party at my house tomorrow. meatbuns and backyard barbecue by the pool?

sonshine: i AM GOING. MY REAL MOM SAID YES

tobyby: i will go as well

tsukisaurus: i'm not going

yams: i'll be there!

tsukisaurus: never mind. i'm going. not gonna leave yamaguchi around you animals

noeya: wHATCHA SAY HUH

ryunoesuke: YA PICKING A FIGHT

tsukisaurus: come at me you lamewads

diededchi:

sugamum:

thebraveace: now, now, let's stop before your parents snap

ennoshitae: we can't, the authoress needs our help

sugamum: please tell me that is not a cult

kinkin: it's not

naruto: nope

sugamum: okay so i'll bring you some buns the day after?

ennoshitae: thanks mom! make it four please

sugamum: okay?

naruto: thanks mum

kinkin: thanks mom

trekktock: thanks mum

sugamum: what

trekktock: what

ennoshitae: 🔨🔨

kinkin: mOVING ON

naruto: hAVE FUN TOMORROW Y'ALL

sugamum: see you all tomorrow

diededchi: see you, thanks love

sugamum: you're welcome, love

thebraveace: asdfghjkl-

noeya: SEE YOU ALLL

ryunoesuke: WE WILL BRING FLOATIES

tobyby: i'll go there tomorrow with hinata, we'll be late, maybe

yams: why so?

tobyby: we have to buy swimming suits

yams: oh, well then. bye! see you all!

tsukisaurus: tch

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A/N:

gonna make a chapter for the backyard party. love y'all

- l e i n

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