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@lewis: pst harry
@Harry_Styles: it's literally 2am. do you ever sleep ??
@lewis: no
@lewis: I'm already dead inside
@zayn: same
@Harry_Styles: go get a glass of warm milk
@lewis: ew no . that gives me dirty thoughts
@Harry_Styles: well then you stay awake. I'm going to bed
@lewis: harry ):
(@zayn added @mirandaxoxo to the chat)
@lewis: be gone, witch
@Harry_Styles: zayn what
@zayn: idk I was told to add them
@mirandaxoxo: hey boys (;
@lewis: that winky face is unnecessary and so are you so leave
@Harry_Styles: louis be nice
@mirandaxoxo: I like you already (;
@lewis: I do not approve
@lewis: you need to leave immediately
@Harry_Styes: I feel uncomfortable
@LiamPayne: what's happening now ?
@mirandaxoxo: hey daddy (;
@LiamPayne: .
(@LiamPayne has left the chat)
@Harry_Styles: no ):
@lewis: well shit . this random skank bitch made us lose our daddy
@mirandaxoxo: gUys it's mE
@lewis: pardon
@mirandaxoxo:
@lewis: correction
@lewis:
@mirandaxoxo: fuck you . I would fight you but you can't even reach my neck
@Harry_Styles: niall why would you change your username to catfish us ?
@mirandaxoxo: it was a test to see how loyal you are to each other
@lewis: bitch you already know I like dick . what other info you need ?? a presentation ??
@Harry_Styles:
@Harry_Styles: that concludes my presentation
@lewis: aw look how adorable you are
@mirandaxoxo: stop being flirty with my best friend, it's weird
@lewis: last time I checked niall was his best friend, not mirandaxoxo
@mirandaxoxo: fuk u
(@mirandaxoxo left the chat)
@zayn: what the fuck happened and why is liam gone
@lewis: niall the dumbass cunt pretended to be a girl to prove my loyalty to harry
@zayn: that still doesn't answer my question
@lewis: he also called liam daddy
@zayn: ...
(@Harry_Styles added @niall to the chat)
@zayn: I'd leave again if I were you , fucktard
@niall: wait what'd I do
(@zayn added @LiamPayne to the chat)
@LiamPayne: is she gone ??
@lewis: the bread cat fished us
@LiamPayne: wait
@LiamPayne: so it was niall the whole time
@zayn: @niall choke
@niall: fuk u veronica
@LiamPayne: bc of you I was sitting in my bathtub with candles lit around me for an hour contemplating my whole life
@Harry_Styles: I do that every night
@lewis: we know harry , now hush the adults are talking
@niall: I'm sOrry . I didn't mean for it to go that far . I thought it'd be funny
@Harry_Styles: ya see this is why I tell the jokes
@lewis: this is why no one here tells jokes
@Harry_Styles: that's where you're wrong
@lewis: that's where I'm right
@Harry_Styles: knock knock
@lewis: it's open
@LiamPayne: I only answer to the doorbell
@zayn: I don't answer to Jehovah's witnesses
@Harry_Styles: I hate u guys
@lewis: <3
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HELLO.
I hope you enjoyed (: thank you so much for 1k jejdjdjf I never thought we would get this much omggg . opinions?
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