So I just found a discussion thread entitled: You know you've read too many Wattpad books when. . .
It turns out to be a place to rant about the dumb stuff people pull when writing a story, but the key is to do it in a humorous fashion.
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I have decided to continue this thred here in the comments and I will add them to the story as they come in. If they come in.