The Generation of Advertising agents!
(Courtesy of GoM)
[Disclaimer: i do not own Kuroko no Basuke. It's Fujimaki-san's.]
Kise: This is the newest volume of Zunon Boys with me as the cover kyaaahhh!!! Buy one and you’ll get a free kiss from me ^.~
Daiki: Urusai Kise!! By the way this is the newest volume of FHM with super hot ladies ^.^ Buy now, buy now, buy now ;)
Kise: Aominecchi why do you need to be mean?
Daiki: Kise…Die now, die now, die now. ;)
Midorima: According to the Oha-asa reading today, all signs will have the same lucky item and it wil be tape!
The miraculous breakthrough and a new innovation brought to you by Shintaro Productions.
It is flexible, durable, long lasting, and relaxing. Grab one at the nearest stores near you!
If you want home delivery, dial 521-3479 and wait for takao’s rickshaw to bring your item. Nanodayo ^_^
Atsushi: Mauibo is my favorite food and no one other than me is allowed to touch my food bleh =P If anyone will interfere, I will surely haunt you for the rest of your lives (evil laugh)
Akashi: That’s good Atsushi, that’s good. Well I will also advertise my item courtesy of Akashi Productions, the red scissors collection also known as the Stabssor collection.
It has several sizes with specific purposes. The smallest also known as the trimssor is used to trim cloth etc.
The next size is also known as the Papssor used to cut through paper.
The next size is also known as the Plassor used to cut plastic and Styrofoam.
And the last size is also known as the Grassor used to cut the weeds and unnecessary aliens in your garden.
All of which can be used to stab and slash someone. You want a sample?
Everyone: Yes!
Akashi: Okay. I command thee Kise to step forward. Now!
Kise: O-okay A-aakashicchi.
With Kise in front Akashi slash his cheek which produced a cut and soon blood dripped from it.
Everyone panic except for Akashi. He called Daiki and Midorima and gets a page from the FHM Magazine to serve as the cut’s bandage and tape to serve as the adhesive.
Soon, blood dripped from Kise’s nose (well I think you know why right? A boy is a boy. Well let’s continue) and soon Akashi requested Atsushi for some Mauibo and put it in Kise’s Nose to stop the bleeding.
Akashi: There all fine. Everyone that’s all for today’s advertising. Thank you ^_^
Kise: That hurts so much huhuhu T.T
~~~Fin~~~
Gomen ne Minna-san if Kise today is bullied T.T well he is always bullied right? I’m so sorry =(
well I promise I will make a chapter when Kise will be the one who will be the bully (evil laugh) haha
Thanks for reading this crappy Scenarios ^_^
God Bless :)