-msmalice- I found a pun!
Okay everyone is waiting for my chapter about Secret Santa, yeah this ain't coming until my Nameday soooo sorry. Anywhore, in this chapter-since not all of you have been here from the previous book-we're gonna talk about something else.
Hm.
One would wonder.
What do all these have in common?
Take some guesses.
No?
Well they are all considered to bring out certain vibes for some people.
*drumrolls*
Asexual vibes.
So yes....I'm gonna do this talk again not to change anyone's mind nor to make you feel bad because of your feels but because in this house
We
Have
Certain
Rules
Rule #1: Don't insult Class
Rule #2: Dogs are pure
Rule #3: #freeangelafromtheforeheadcult is an actual tag
Rule #4: No character is dead, they are just taking a long two year nap
Rule #5: You can not be rascist
Rule #6: You can not disrespect women
Rule #7: You can not disrespect gyros
Rule #8: Brendon Urie is our lord and savior
Rule #9: ellienerd14 is a bean
Rule #10: I don't critisize what's gonna happen in your bed, you don't get to critisize what's going on with mine
And no, this is not about the chapter-that my children-saw on Bubblegum Bitch, it's because of a conversation I had with -msmalice- who actually helped me see that not everyone is gonna be okay with your sexuality.
Well fuck that.
If your sexuality does not harm anyone, then be whatever the fuck you want. Fuck whatever the fuck you want.
Unless it's a cactus.
Don't do that you sick phychos.
So lets get some things straight:
•I'm not
•Many people aren't
•Your friends could not be straight either
And this is where you're gonna say"But oh Angela don't you like boys?"
Yes.
And no.
You see, Sharon, there's a thing that people forget from time to time; LGBT +
What does that plus stand for....
Well somewhere in that plus there's an A that, oh dear John, does not stand for Ally.
Or alien.
Or acrobat.
It stands for Asexuals.
Aromantics.
Agender.
Many A(s) actually....
But since I'm asexual, I'm gonna let you beans know more about it. From this part you can choose to:
A)Get the fuck out
B)Educate yourselves with my help
C)Stay for the memes and bitterness.
To start with.
What does being an asexual mean?
In general, it's the lack of sexual attraction. For example:
This is Brendon.
Handsome guy.
Amazing voice.
Naked.
You see people that see this, can not ignore the fact that there's a naked dude singing about Bisexuality. Many people think that the song's message is beautiful but are too busy praying to whoever filmed this video to lower the damn camera.
Does this happen to me?
No.
Now now, I find this aesthetically pleasing to some point. The tattoos are great, his voice got me pregnant and of course he's having so much fun it's adorable!
Yes Beebo do your thing!
So do I experience sexual attraction with anyone? No. Did I think it was weird that every girl I had met had seen a dirty dream/watched a celeb and was attracted to him/enjoyed 50 shades of grey? Yes.
Is it though?
No.
And here comes •shit things to tell an asexual•
▪ It's great that you're saving yourself!
No, Susan, I am not saving myself for anyone but me.
•You say that now, but you'll fall in love someday.
No, Dora, I am already in love with myself, food, music and dogs SO FUCK OFF
• Don't worry, you'll find someone!
Why Sharon? WHY DO I NEED TO FIND SOMEONE?!
• Heh, do what you want, but you're missing out.
Yeah,,,, don't do that,,,,
• Do you think I'm nasty for wanting sex?
Bob, I don't care what happens in your bed.
• Don't take this wrong, but I think you're just introverted, not asexual.
And I think you're just stupid not uneducated
• Is that, like, a diagnosis you got from a doctor?
Yes, I have a monthly check up
•How can you say you're asexual? You have, like, the dirtiest mind of anyone I know.
I'm not gonna even bother with this one.
•No offense, but why don't you just say "celibate"?
•C'mon, there's someone for everyone!
• Are you sure?
I don't know Susan...are you sure you're straight?
•Is this really something that needs awareness? Nobody's getting asexual-bashed.
This is literally what's happening right now, Josh.
•Don't worry, you'll grow out of it.
Yes because just like the emo phase there's the asexual phase.
*bonus for demisexuals*
•How is that special if you only want sex sometimes? It's not like I want to bang everyone I see, and you don't see me calling myself demisexual.
•Isn't "demisexual" just a fancy way of saying you're picky?
WELL FUCK YOU SHARON OUT OF MY BLOG AND STAY AWAY FROM MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS.
Oh and the personal favourite!
•But have you had sex?
So yes, ladies, gentlemen and unicorns
This user
Is an ace queen and she's proud ;-)
So no, this is not supposed to be rude nor is my aim to be attack people, but I need you guys to know that I am
A
S
E
X
U
A
L
I don't need your encouragement nor you support (I appreciate it though especially ellienerd14 who tags me in nice posts).
If you don't believe in my sexuality, that's okay, but please be respectful and don't try the entire "oh honey you can't be sure about it yet" because I don't need your approval.
(Especially if you think you can control my life cause you have a tumblr account darling)
◇Peace out, tsoureks