Written by: (This is a parody of the song "Daughter of Evil" by Akuno-P)
Sung by: Kaito
Song meaning: This song tells the comedic story of a vampire who preys on pretty girls to drink their blood. However, he isn't the smartest of vampires...
Lyrics: (Japanese)
Ahahahaha!
Saa hizamazuku gaii!
Sumimasen
Mukashi mukashi aru tokoroni
Eiga wo kiwameta oukoku no
Yami no yoni kunrin suru wa
Aoki kami wo sita kyuuketsuki
Shiroku utsukusiki nodo motome
Koyoi yami ni odori mashou
Akaku uruwasiki chi ni uete
Surudoki kibawa dazo nerau
Tetsubun tarinaku natta hiwa
Sokono kanojyo wo nanpa simasu
Binta de haritaosareta hiwa
Sugo sugo kaerimasu
Ah, chi ga hoshii
Yami no Ou yuugani mau
Azayaka na chiwo motome
Mawari no chiisana koumori wa
Ah, zen zen kyouryoku site kurenai
Aoki hitomino yume miru wa
Taiyou no nian himegimi de
Egao ga suteki to iu uwasa
Koyoi omeni kakarimasyou ka
Tsukini ureu sono misugata
Masashiku seijin to yobubeki
Kinkino koini namida otsu
Kami yodokomade su nandesu
Totsuzen hinketsu memai gasi
Kyouwa akirame te kaeri masu
Tojini mitsuketa harigami niwa
"Hensitsu sya ni chuui"
Henna kao
Yami no Ou utsuroni mau
Kuruoshii aiwo shiru
Totemo utsukusii kami nanoni
Kurayami dewa amari iminai
Konya kosowa to shinobi komu
Dorobou tool wa fuhitsuyou
Hikou mo kirika mo omakase are
Kyuukatsuki wo namerunjya nai
Tengai tsukino bed no naka
Yokotawaru kimimo utsukushii
Himeyo omukaezo tsukimasita
Saa sono kaowo yoku misete okure
Tsuini anataga mezameta toki
Senritsu ga wagamiwo osou
Arewa itsuno koto dattakana
Oreta haga natsukashi
"Kono chikan!"
Yami no Ou dohade ni chiru
Kyoufu wo meni yadosite
Mondou muyou de nagurare te
Ahh, nigeru himamo naku kizetsu susuru
Mukashi mukashi aru tokoroni
Eiga wo kiwameta oukoku no
Yami no yoni kunrin siteta
Aoki kamiwo sita kyuuketsuki
Choueki kikan wa yaku sannen
Detekuru gohan wa pun bakari
Aoi hitomi no Yami no Ou wa
Nanto hitori samishiku yakin
Tsuini karada mo yase hosotte
Tou tou rouyani taore fusu
Kawaita kuchibiru ga tsumugu wa
Usuku kayowaki koe
Ah, chi ga hoshii
Yami no Ou shizukani chiru
Hakanaku shiroi shizuku
Nokoru rouya wa monukeno kara
Ahh, kiri ka dekiru koto wasure tetayo
Lyrics: (English) (You can sing along! Cover by Alejandra Galarza)
Ah huehuehhueh...
Now, get on your knees!
Get on my what?!
I'm sorry!
Well once upon a time; I think is how it goes
In a country glorified and rid of all it's woes
There the Lord of Darkness spent his life without a care
He who was a vampire with short stunning blue hair
Searching for the most beautful neck that he could bite
So let us dance away to this moonlesss night
His sharp fangs they hunger for the taste of something red
"Who will be the person to fall down and end up dead?"
One day he was lacking some iron in his blood
So he tried to "woo" the girls by acting like a stud
But it failed and he got knocked down right to the floor
He's never had this happen before!
"Ah, I want some blood"
Dancing in the night. He brings the people fright
Ah, the Lord of Darkness hungers for blood!
Little bats gather around him bringing him dispair
They weren't really helping him because they didn't really care
The perfect woman that was set inside his eyes
Is a princess whom is suited to walk in the light
She was known to have upon her face a pretty smile
Let us meet tonight and see If it's really worthwhile
As I saw her gazing at the moon with much restraint
I thought to myself that she looked just like a saint
She must be grieving for our love that cannot be
Oh god how much more sadistic can I possibly be
Feeling weak he was dizzy and fell to his knees
So he had to cancel all his plans and evil schemes
And while he was walking he saw something real unique
"Beware to all; This psychotic freak!"
Hahaha, he has a weird face
Dancing in the night. He brings the people fright
Ah, the Lord of Darkness now is in love!
Though his hair shined really bright under the moonlights glow
Once the sun came out to shine it was so meaningless to show
(Instrumental solo)
Tonight's the night when I will go to claim my love
I've got everything I need. No need to use those drugs
He could transform into mist and fly up in the sky
Don't you ever look down on this pretty looking guy
In her bed I saw her sleeping, oh so beautifully
I could barely stop the feelings overwhelming me
Princess I have come for you so take me by the hand
Now let me see your face so I can take a quickened glance
She awoke opening her eyes to take a peek
He was overwhelmed by fear from what his eyes had seen
Why does this girl seem so familiar to him again?
She's the one who stole my precious fang!
YOU PERVERT!
Beaten up at night. She started up a fight
Ah, the Lord of Darkness scared for his life!
He was knocked out by the girl without a chance to wait
And he was tied up by the girl with no hopes for escape
Well once upon a time; I think is how it goes
In a country glorified and rid of all it's woes
There a vampire had lived who had such stunning hair
He who used to be the Lord of Darkness with such flair
Got a sentence to work three years inside of a jail
All he had for food was bread that tasted really stale
Those blue eyes that he had were hidden from peoples' sight
All he did was work alone every every night
One day he suddenly got pale and really thin
Sick of being held against his will in a prison
Moving slow his lips were dry; He wanted to speak out
So he muttered what he said out loud
"Ah, I want some blood"
Stuck inside a cell. His stamina it fell
Ahh, the Lord of Darkness almost gave up
Left inside an empty prison feeling really pissed
He forgot that he can willingly transform himself to mist