*Dionysus is locked in his room out of anger. Marceline, Percy, Annabeth, Chiron, Will, the Stoll brothers and the Gardner sisters are standing outside his door*
Chiron: This is ridiculous
Marceline: Agreed
Miranda: How do we get him to come out?
Chiron: *Smiles but the smile is so evil and devious looking it scares the demigods* I have a plan
~Three hours later~
Marceline: *Dressed to look like Semele*
Chiron: We all know Dionysus loves his mother, Semele, very much
Travis: So that's why Marceline is dressed like Semele?
Katie: I guess so
Percy: I don't think this will work
Annabeth: It will remember Dionysus is a big momma's boy
Marceline: For once I agree with Percy *Going to take a sip of beer* it's not gonna...work
*Dionysus shows up out of nowhere, clinging onto Marceline like a Koala does with a tree*
Marceline:...Fuck
(GOODBYE EVERYONE MOVE ALONG TO THE NEXT BOOK)