Emi: Dad can we get a husky?
Sentaro: Yeah! Can we?
Hanzo: Please?
Akihiko: Please dad?
Ryuusuke:......No too much work *Walks away*
Emi:...Well I guess it's time for Plan B
Hanzo: Wait...what's Plan B again? Blackmail?
Sentaro: No you idiot it's mom. Blackmail is Plan C.
*All the kids run to their mom's office*
Emi, Hanzo, Sentaro and Hanzo: MOM!
Marceline: YES MY BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN?
Emi: Can we get a husky?
Marceline: HELL FUCKING YEAH! LET'S GET 3!
*All the kids cheer in unison*
Ryuusuke: Honey what about the responsibility?
Marceline: We can talk about it in the bedroom
Ryuusuke:...0/////0
*The two walk off*
Akihiko: Wait I don't get it, what does that mean?
Sentaro: Dad likes it when Mom sits on his face
Akihiko: I still don't get it
Emi: I'll tell you when you're older
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Misfit Adventures port Four
RandomI'm never gonna stop I have tooooooooooo many crazy ideas (Warning: The characters presented in these short skits/stories/what ever you wanna call it are gonna be ooc as all hell, so you have been warned) (All out of context art belongs to other peo...