Mom vs. Dad

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Emi: Dad can we get a husky?

Sentaro: Yeah! Can we?

Hanzo: Please?

Akihiko: Please dad?

Ryuusuke:......No too much work *Walks away*

Emi:...Well I guess it's time for Plan B

Hanzo: Wait...what's Plan B again? Blackmail?

Sentaro: No you idiot it's mom. Blackmail is Plan C.

*All the kids run to their mom's office*

Emi, Hanzo, Sentaro and Hanzo: MOM!

Marceline: YES MY BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN?

Emi: Can we get a husky?

Marceline: HELL FUCKING YEAH! LET'S GET 3!

*All the kids cheer in unison*

Ryuusuke: Honey what about the responsibility?

Marceline: We can talk about it in the bedroom

Ryuusuke:...0/////0

*The two walk off*

Akihiko: Wait I don't get it, what does that mean?

Sentaro: Dad likes it when Mom sits on his face

Akihiko: I still don't get it

Emi: I'll tell you when you're older

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