GROUP NAME: the bitch pack™
GROUP MEMBERS: SCOTT, LIAM, COREY, MASON, LYDIA, MALIA, STILES
SCOTT
a little birdie told me that liam is in a relationship
SCOTT
a REAL one
LIAM
LIAM
im gonna fucking kill that bird
LYDIA
Awe! You guys made it official?
MASON
mnhhhHmmMmm YES
MALIA
honestly you could do much better than that rat but hey im happy for you nonetheless and will try my best to not beat him up
LIAM
well thanks that's reassuring
SCOTT
well it's progress!!!
LIAM
and no that fucker bird is a liar
LIAM
we aren't together
MASON
wE aReNt ToGeThEr
COREY
are you suuuuure😉😉😉
STILES
wait what
LYDIA
So when is it gonna happen? This makes me so happy wow.
STILES
wait what the fuck is going on
STILES
liam likes someone? someone LIKES liam?? im so hurt....so offended....why diDNT ANYONE FUCKING TELL ME
LIAM
sorry dad #2
STILES
...wow.....im reduced to dad#2.....so this is what rock bottom feels like....dark and depressing..... neglect is an inexcusable aura
MALIA
stop being dramatic
LYDIA
Yeah hush love
SCOTT
im the #1 dad HA suck it dicklord
STILES
friendship cancelled. blockedt. offended.
MASON
CAN WE FOCUS ON LIAM!!!!!
LIAM
nah im good thanks for your time i best be going now !!!!!!!!! adios
COREY
oh no hunty u stay here
COREY
this is payback for doing this to mason and i when we started dating
COREY
it's BECAUSE we love you!'
LIAM
then stop loving me what the fuck
STILES
watch your fucking language
SCOTT
watch YOUR fucking language
LYDIA
Boys behave
LYDIA
I wanna hear more about this relationship! I'm so invested and intrigued.
MALIA
despite my hatred im kinda interested as well so do your worst
STILES
wait who is he even fucking
LIAM
wE DONT FUCK
LIAM
WE ARENT EVEN DATING
SCOTT
theo is his lover
MALIA
😤😤😤
STILES
WOWEE
STILES
you're banging raeken?
LIAM
for the last time
LIAM
we aren't fucking NOR are we dating
LIAM
get that through your thick head
STILES
no need to make it personal :(
LYDIA
Shush babe
LYDIA
Anyway, how is it going? Are you two together at the moment? Watching a movie, or something?
LIAM
yeah so everyone needs to be quiet
MASON
COCK
SCOTT
MHGHHJMMGHM SUM FUK
MALIA
DEER
COREY
STOICHIOMETRY!
LYDIA
Be safe and use protection!
STILES
still offended i wasnT INFORMED i am your FATHER i deserve some RESPECT smh r00d
LIAM
stop
LIAM
he's trying to read it STOP ABORT ABOR
MASON
oh shit he ded
SCOTT
here lies my son, who died trying to protect us
MALIA
drama queens
LYDIA
I better hear about this or Mom™ is gonna be very upset so .....
COREY
you might as well tell all of us! ☺️☺️☺️
MASON
wow me @ corey
LYDIA
Oh so cute and true!
SCOTT
sigh he ded now so yeah
STILES
rip
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idk