CONVERSATION WITH: SCOTT
LIAM
hey dad
SCOTT
hello my son!!! what's up
LIAM
i gotta tell you something
SCOTT
uh oh
SCOTT
are you pregnant
LIAM
what? no scott what the hell
LIAM
why does everyone think im pregnant
SCOTT
sorry im not sure where that came from it was first instinct anyways go on
LIAM
okay
LIAM
you're not gonna be happy with me
SCOTT
yoUng mAN
SCOTT
DID YOU DO THE FUCK
LIAM
what?? scoTT NO WHAT
LIAM
HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO FRICK FRACK WHEN I DONT EVEN HAVE TIME TO SNICK SNACK
SCOTT
FIne fine go on fine sorry proceed Whoops™ that's MY BAD
LIAM
anyway
LIAM
theo and i's relationship was fake
SCOTT
hold on lemme put my glasses on to make sure i read that right
SCOTT
but umm
SCOTT
what, with all due respect, the absolute fuck?
SCOTT
hAHAhHa i just got trolled where are the cameras man
LIAM
sorry but it's true. im sorry that i lied to you
SCOTT
thanks! i fuckin hate it
LIAM
okay sigh lemme tell you the whole story in short form
SCOTT
okay son who i am disappointed in
LIAM
so mason and corey made a bet to see if theo and i would get together this year. mason said this year and corey said next year and they placed ten dollars down.
LIAM
mason had never won a bet before and all he wanted (in the whole world) was to feel satisfied and win his first bet
LIAM
so he came to theo and i and told us to fake date so we could convince corey that we were together. but we wouldn't do this willingly, right?
SCOTT
right
LIAM
so mason said that he had nicki minaj tickets for the summer but he only had one available one. theo and i both wanted to go so we made up a separate bet. that bet regarded the two of us and whoever made our fake relationship look more real got to go to the concert. mason was the judge of that so we had to be all lovey dovey when we were around BOTH of them
SCOTT
damn i wanna see nicki
SCOTT
yno what? no i wanna see my underrated boys big time rush that shit was a bop
LIAM
holy shit you're right you're a goddamn genius dad
SCOTT
i know
SCOTT
continue sorry we can discuss this another time
LIAM
right right
LIAM
so this lovey shit was all the time
LIAM
anyway long story short i was selfish because i have had a crush on him this whole time and just used this as an excuse to "date" him and satisfy my feelings. no one knew about it because i didn't want him knowing. EVER.
LIAM
but we got in a huge fight regarding the fight that broke out between me nolan and gabe and he was super upset and overprotective because he wanted revenge and i just wanted him to be proud of me for not turning in front of all those people. i later talked with corey (who knows about the whole thing) and mas and they said that he wanted justice for me because of what they did to me, and that they shouldn't feel like they could take advantage of me anymore.
LIAM
im not sure why it took me a week to realize that but yeah that fight was last week and we haven't talked since until like ten minutes ago maybe
SCOTT
what did you say?
SCOTT
did he proclaim his love for you and wish his life upon death if he didn't swear to protect you
LIAM
no. that would've been cool. but i told him that since corey lost the bet (this was before he knew about everything), we didn't have to fake date anymore. he was like oh well what about the tickets
LIAM
and i kinda realized that that was all he cared about this whole time.....sooooo....i kinda went off
SCOTT
this popcorn is SO GOOD
LIAM
i told him that he could have the concert tickets because i was so done with my feelings regarding him.
LIAM
yes...i told him i have a crush on him and that i used the bet as a platform to have a chance at another relationship. and then it became really awkward and i got really sad because he never answered me
LIAM
so then i talked to mason and told him to give the ticket to theo because i was done and then we both told corey the truth after. and now im telling you.
SCOTT
i have SO many mixed emotions right now
SCOTT
i wanna slap you for lying to me and feeding me with such good content
SCOTT
i also wanna hug you and cry because you're so cute bc you actually had feelings for him
SCOTT
congratulations, by the way! you were officially the last person to know that!
SCOTT
anyway i want to scream and cry and punch theo for not answering you but also shake his hand because he cares about you and fuck what is this who am i why am i having such a dilemma and an existential crisis it's only tuesday
SCOTT
also kinda upset you didn't tell me about your real feelings
SCOTT
oh wait
SCOTT
is that why you were crying so hard after those texts i sent you? because it was actually all true beneath the bet? shit son
SCOTT
ugh li im sorry that it was fake. but you two had to be enamored with each other in order to sell it, right? so he must've felt something towards you in order for him to make it look so real. lemme tell u somethin boy
SCOTT
there is nobody on this earth that is THAT good of an actor. maybe some parts he was, but for the most part, i think he likes you too. you also said that he was overprotective and wanted justice for you
SCOTT
boyfriends being boyfriends😩😩❤
LIAM
i just don't know what to do anymore. i think i scared him away by telling him how i really felt because he still hasn't answered me and i feel so humiliated and sad and im still crying from what corey said to me because damn i am SOFT anD WEAK someone give me a pay raise because i sold all my dignity
SCOTT
maybe he is a little freaked out about the truth and just needs a minute to process it. perhaps he feels the same and just doesn't want to admit it?
LIAM
i literally poured my heart and soul out to him and HE'S the one who's embarrassed?
SCOTT
he's an omega, liam
SCOTT
he's used to being neglected and treated like dirt and a filthy misfit. he isn't used to all this affection and concern about him so this is all very very new to him. he needs to realize some things before he can move on and make sure he says what he wants to say.
SCOTT
maybe just give it a little time. im very sure he will come around and talk to you again. i don't think he's completely ignoring you. i think he just needs to think about the situation and approach it when he's ready. that's all.
LIAM
ugh i hate when you're right
SCOTT
😊
LIAM
but yeah im honestly just gonna take a nap and forget about my problems for a while and hope to get rid of my impounding headache.
LIAM
thank u for not hating me and giving me advice. it's what i really needed at the moment.
SCOTT
it's my job to guide you
SCOTT
have a safe nap and don't let them mmHhM bed bugs Bite™
LIAM
ugh
LIAM
hold on gotta blast someone is ferociously pounding on the door and ringing the doorbell i gotta go see who it is
LIAM
probably the overly enthusiastic and hungover mail man again trying to give me weed
SCOTT
don't do anything stupid
LIAM
with all due respect, i will probably do something stupid
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also sorry ive explained the bet in this story like fIVE MILLION TIMES sorry that's gotta be annoying whoops
y'all aren't ready🤔