CONVERSATION WITH: THEO
LIAM
okay listen fucker
LIAM
im only doing this for nicki minaj
THEO
bitch me too the fuck
LIAM
i need to get to know you
LIAM
tell me a bunch of shit about yourself
THEO
like what?
LIAM
look bAbE if we are gonna be pretend dating, we have to know something about each other besides the obvious fact that we both hate each other
LIAM
hmMhHm what about....
LIAM
favorite color?
THEO
how tf is that information gonna convince corey that we're dating
LIAM
look this is vital information do you comprehend what i am trying to do or not
THEO
yes i do but why that it's so basic and wimpy that's so stupid
LIAM
why are you getting aggressive over a color
THEO
im not getting aggressive!
LIAM
iM nOt GeTtInG aGgReSsIvE
THEO
i will punch you
LIAM
go for it. then kiss those tickets goodbye !
THEO
im not losing the chance to see a concert because of you
LIAM
we will see about that
LIAM
anyway
LIAM
favorite color
THEO
fine whatever
THEO
im doing this for you, my lord and savior, nicki
THEO
purple
LIAM
💜💜💜💜💜💜
THEO
thanks
THEO
what about yours?
LIAM
green but a lighter green like grass or the sour skittles wrappings
THEO
💚💚💚💚💚💚
LIAM
touché
LIAM
hmMhhHmmm
LIAM
favorite band?
THEO
is this an off brand version of 20 questions
LIAM
fuck off and answer my question
THEO
uhmm i don't know
LIAM
thank you so much. that was the answer that i was looking for. wow. thanks. disappointed. annoyed. upset. thank you so much for that vague answer. now i know so much about you !
THEO
stop being dramatic
THEO
it's hard to come up with it on the spot
LIAM
not really
THEO
oh yeah?
THEO
what about you, hotshot?
LIAM
green day or 30 seconds to mars
THEO
whatever
LIAM
your turn!!!!!
THEO
fears?
LIAM
uhm
LIAM
is this a threat
LIAM
because i am almost 100% sure you will use these against me at some point in my lifetime and i am not up for emotional abuse and scarring please and thanks
THEO
no
LIAM
..promise?
THEO
fine promise
LIAM
fine then uhm
LIAM
heights
LIAM
yeah heights
THEO
that's a big fat lie and we both know it
THEO
cmon you can trust me
LIAM
says the person who betrayed scott
THEO
look man i know what i did and im not proud of it can you just answer the question so we can get this stupid shit over with
LIAM
damn okay
LIAM
i can trust you...right?
THEO
yes, liam
LIAM
okay
LIAM
are you sure????
LIAM
i know we're only doing this little gig for a short while and i just don't wanna have the nagging thought that you have all this vital information on me and all these ideas to scare me and make me vulnerable
THEO
would you relax
THEO
i won't saying anything. it isn't my place to.
THEO
listen im not sure what will happen after this but whatever does, i won't say anything.
LIAM
okay
LIAM
uhm okay okay good
LIAM
well for starters i am terrified of existing without a purpose ??
LIAM
and the muppets
LIAM
please don't ask why
THEO
you don't want me asking about the no purpose thing or the muppets thing?
LIAM
both :)
THEO
then how am i supposed to get to know you if you're my pretend boyfriend who can give me the opportunity to see my queen in concert
LIAM
idk
LIAM
i don't like talking about fears.
THEO
does it freak you out?
LIAM
the muppets? yeah constantly. i can't catch a break. worst thing ever.
THEO
not that idiot
THEO
the other thing
LIAM
oh
LIAM
yeah it does
LIAM
why am i getting sentimental with you you're just going to laugh and use this against me shit i shouldn't have told.m you anything
THEO
fears are nothing to joke about
THEO
how so?
LIAM
jesus
LIAM
anyway
LIAM
uhm
LIAM
not being able to help others and make an impact on their life in a positive way scares me. im not sure why it does. im so afraid im not doing enough and that i'll die regretting a lot of things. i don't want to live with regret.
LIAM
idk it's stupid whatever.
THEO
no no it's not stupid
THEO
i understand you
THEO
well not the muppets thing but i can see where you're coming from on the other thing.
LIAM
okay okay enough about me or this
THEO
why? aren't we supposed to be getting to know each other?
LIAM
this fear description is for another day
THEO
alrighty then
LIAM
what about you? any fears?
THEO
spiders
THEO
or insects in general
THEO
bleh
LIAM
huh
LIAM
i didn't peg you for a hating bugs kinda guy
LIAM
well we learn something new everyday
THEO
that we do indeed, babe!
THEO
if you ever tell anyone i will kill you
LIAM
wow
LIAM
when bae sends you death threats😍😍❤️❤😩😩
THEO
shut up
THEO
anyway
THEO
what do you look for in a relationship
LIAM
woah woah stop trying to cheat bitch
THEO
it's an honest question!
LIAM
nah nah babe i see right through you
THEO
fine my love i'll ask a different one
LIAM
mY lOvE holy shot okay
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THEO
do you sing in the shower
LIAM
uhhm
LIAM
who doesn't
LIAM
also first of all i don't sing, i perform
THEO
i expected nothing less
LIAM
do you?
THEO
maybe. you'll never know that
LIAM
oH sOrRy!!!!1! tHaT was an EDGY question!!!!! one that would DAMAGE your FRAGILE masculinity!!!2!! i apologize with AlL my heart, so so sSosoOsoso O sorry babe😅😅😅
THEO
stop being a drama queen
THEO
i can't believe im fake dating you
LIAM
all for my goddess nicki 😘😘
THEO
right right of course
THEO
that's what the government wants you to think
THEO
hhhM
LIAM
are you okay
THEO
oh god i think you're rubbing off on me
LIAM
yes! more points!
THEO
for what? being a nuisance?
LIAM
no! for being myself!! amazing
THEO
so a nuisance
LIAM
:(
THEO
is it your turn
LIAM
not sure
LIAM
but i gotta go. corey is making me watch this stupid movie and then tell him about our relationship
LIAM
bye babe!💜💜
THEO
have fun love 💚💚💚
LIAM
btw corey is over and he just saw those so he's starting to believe it!!!!! nicki here i come
THEO
not if im more affectionate.
THEO
as a matter of fact, why don't i come over right now and show corey how affectionate i can be?
LIAM
mason is here too so it can be a "double date" which is what corey said
LIAM
bring it fucking on
THEO
i'll be there soon babe!