CONVERSATION WITH: SATAN REINCARNATION
LIAM
date me
SATAN REINCARNATION
excuse me
SATAN REINCARNATION
also slightly offended by the name jesus
LIAM CHANGED SATAN REINCARNATION's NAME TO: LUCIFER'S BITCH!
LUCIFER'S BITCH
nO
LIAM CHANGED LUCIFER'S BITCH TO: A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!
A FUCKING NIGHTMARE
end this madness
LIAM CHANGED A FUCKING NIGHTMARE'S NAME TO: THEO
THEO
thanks finally fuCKING hell
THEO
anyways, what?
LIAM
ok listen
LIAM
i wanna see nicki fucking minaj so you will do as i say and pretend to date me for a day. deal?
THEO
uhm no deal. can i have some context of this stupid idea?
LIAM
corey and mason made a bet to see if we will ever date
THEO
elaborate
LIAM
well the winner gets $10 and mason really wants it to buy a keychain and of course i said no because what the fuck i won't put myself through torture for a keychain
THEO
ouch man
LIAM
anyway he said if he wins anD gets his keychain he will take me to see nicki minaj in the summer
LIAM
don't ducking screw this up
THEO
why can't you just buy him the keychain? have you ever thought of innovation or reading between the lines? thinking out of the box?
LIAM
stop being rude and hold the fuck on
LIAM
he said he won't allow anyone to buy it for him because he's never won a bet so he needs to feel the satisfaction of gripping the victorious bill in his hands and rubbing his winnings in corey's face
THEO
confused
LIAM
listen some people are into different things
LIAM
anyway
LIAM
date me until corey is convinced so Mason can win and get his keychain and feel the joy of winning a bet so he can take me to see the concert
THEO
what if i wanna go too
LIAM
nuh uh honey this is my spotlight
THEO
bitch tf im a part of this relationship
LIAM
i agreed to it first!
THEO
cmon bAbE don't be so negative
LIAM
holy shit
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LIAM
im not being negative im being fair
LIAM
i agreed to it first so therefore i get to go to the concert it's only fair
THEO
how about whoever makes it look more real gets to go to the concert. we can make our own bet within a bet to see who gets to go to the final product of the bet
THEO
ive always been an excellent actor
THEO
say goodbye to minaj babe
LIAM
nO
LIAM
im going to the concert
LIAM
i technically asked you out so technically i am the one who initiated it so TECHNICALLY i am the one most committed to this relationship
THEO
that's not fuCKING true
THEO
ive been a lot nicer than i could've been
THEO
that's progress to me
LIAM
not to ME
THEO
well how are we gonna settle this if we both wanna go but there's only one ticket
LIAM
hold on
THEO
what?
LIAM
i have an idea
LIAM HAS ADDED MASON TO THE CHAT!
LIAM
mas help
MASON
yo what u need
THEO
we don't know how to settle this
MASON
did you tell him about the bet?
LIAM
yeah i did. the problem is we both wanna go to concert and i said fuck you because i technically asked you out and made the first move
THEO
and i said im being nice and that's a lot of progress for me okay
MASON
how do i choose
LIAM
theo had an idea
LIAM
a shit one, but an idea
THEO
fuck off
THEO
anyway i said whoever shows their affection the most in front of corey and sells it the best gets to go to the concert
MASON
that's actually not a bad idea
MASON
wait but who's gonna determine that
MASON
me?
LIAM
yes you
THEO
so basically you would see who made the relationship more believable and therefore you would take that person to the concert
THEO
fair deal?
MASON
that actually seems like a fair deal
MASON
so i can be as manipulating as i want?
MASON
i have all the power vested in this relationship?
MASON
i can make up stories about you two for corey?
THEO
sure
MASON
nice nice nice
LIAM
you just gave him so much power
LIAM
do you know what you just got yourself into
THEO
not really
LIAM
we'll be ready for a fuckin storm..
LIAM
babe..?
MASON
rule number one: don't question anything. corey will not buy it if you're calling each other fucks or dicklord
THEO
so be as affectionate as possible?
LIAM
oh no
MASON
yeS
LIAM
is it too late to turn back
MASON
nope nada nah son you're stuck with it until the sleek material of victory is in my hands
THEO
cmon babe don't be so cynical
THEO
😍❤❤😍❤❤
MASON
theo- 1 , liam- 0
LIAM
fuck
LIAM
uhm
LIAM
yeah❤❤❤❤
MASON
it will be a tight competition if y'all keep this cute shit up. anyways, before i die from this actually happening (since ive been fucking waiting for this shit) i will depart. remember, im keeping score!
MASON HAS LEFT THE CHAT
THEO
kiss those tickets goodbye, sweetheart
LIAM
you'll never wish you made this bet, baby
THEO
bring it on
LIAM
it's already brought
THEO
...
THEO
that was terrible
LIAM
what cmon i thought that was good
THEO
yeah only you
LIAM
im calling the police and your not gonna stop me
THEO
apparently you're calling the grammar police because it's you're* not your you imbecile
LIAM
im leaving this toxic chat
THEO
kisses xoxoxox❤❤❤❤❤❤