You Were My Last Text (Jacob...

By risingjauregui

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-cover by me- Jacob Sartorius is a musical.ly star and a singer. Donald Trump is the president of the United... More

Chapter 1: Jacob's New Crush
Chapter 2: Donald's New Presidency
Chapter 3: Jacob's New Friends
Chapter 4: DUN DUN DUN! The Divorce
Chapter 5: The Cafeteria with Fifth Harmony and Camila
Chapter 6: Donald's Present for His Crush 😩
Chapter 7: Praise Jesus Hallelujah πŸ™
Chapter 8: T Saves The Day
Chapter 9: A Deep-ish Talk in the Bathroom
Chapter 10: The Playground with Fifth Harmony and Camila
Chapter 11: Daddy Trump's Mansion
Chapter 12: A Tragic Injury
Chapter 13: An Unexpected Encounter
Chapter 14: Christmas
Chapter 15: Saving Allyson Brooke Hernandez with Fifth Harmony and Camila
Chapter 16: A Tragic Disaster
Chapter 17: Rainy Day
Chapter 18: Mr. Movin' On :(
Chapter 19: Sad Donald :(
Chapter 20: Valentine's Day with Fifth Harmony and Camila πŸ‘­πŸ’•
Chapter 21: Jealous Jojo
Chapter 22: Porkchop Goes to the Dog Park
Chapter 23: Donald's Mistakes Come Back 😑
Chapter 24: The Note
Chapter 25: Eating Out with Fifth Harmony and Camila
Chapter 26: Jacob's New Fidget Spinner
Chapter 27: Camila's House 😘
Chapter 28: Lauren's House
Chapter 30: The Sleepover with Fifth Harmony and Camila
Chapter 31: Emo Trumpo πŸ˜­πŸ˜©πŸ˜”
Chapter 32: The Note pt. 2
Chapter 33: A Warning ⚠️
Chapter 34: Jacob's Bodyguard 🐢 *bork bork*
Chapter 35: The End of ****** with Fifth Harmony and Camila
Chapter 36: The Gunshots
Chapter 37: Jacob's Hero 🍊
Chapter 38: Hilren Jauregton
Chapter 39: The Note pt. 3
Chapter 40: Issa Bella Thorne with Fifth Harmony and Camila 😷
Chapter 41: The Date pt. 1
Chapter 42: The Date pt. 2
Chapter 43: Jacob Gets Educatedβ„’ About Snakes! 🐍
Chapter 44: Jacob's ABC Rap
Chapter 45: The Last Day of School with Fifth Harmony and Camila πŸšŒπŸ””
Chapter 46: rip bork. gon but nvr 4gotn
Chapter 47: rip hunter
Chapter 48: Donald's Vacation with Jacob
Chapter 49: Bingo Bingo
Chapter 50: Downtown with Fifth Harmony and Camila
Chapter 51: Fidget Spinning
Chapter 52: rip fidget spinners
Chapter 53: The Island
Chapter 54: #saved lol goles!
Chapter 55: The 7/27 Meeting with Dinah, Lauren... and Camila?
Chapter 56: Sk00l!
Chapter 57: The Class for Vegans
Chapter 58: Jacob Gets Jeliss
Chapter 59: Jacob Goes Hiking with Donald
Chapter 60: After 4 Years of Fifth Harmony...
Chapter 61: The Rise of Jake Paul πŸ™
Chapter 62: luv
Chapter 63: You Were My Last Text ❀️❀️

Chapter 29: Pool Party

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By risingjauregui

It was Sunday, which is a day to worship Jesus. 😰🙏 Jacob had just got back from church, but now he was bored.

He walked out of his house and to the backyard. He gAzed at the pool. dramatic af! 😂👏 The weather is pretty dandy! The sun is out, the water is replenished, the crops are thriving... 🌽🚜🐔

"I haVE AN IDEA XJXJS!" Jacob yelled. His parents were on a date and his sister was at her ugly friend's house. 🙈

Jacob wHiPpEd out his phone and made some phone calls. lit! 👴

After he was d o n e, he got dressed into his Paw Patrol™ swimming trunks. He looked in the mirror, and the mirror stared back at him. 👀

Jacob said, "I have a sixteen pack on my stomach!" 😩💦🔥😘

He heard a door SLAM WHOOSH 💨 and went to the living room. Mark, Johnny, and Mackenzie were here. They had tres 3 three other guys with them.

Jacob recognized one of them. IT WAS BRANDON ROWLAND XKXOD TOTALLY RAD! He had fidget spinner swimming trunks!

Jacob was so totally jelly, like, omg!! 😡😝😍

Brandon said, "Hey, Jacob. 😎 These are my other brothers, Hunter and Ashton."

Jacob waved to them. "Hey, fatties."

Ashton, who looked siete 7 seven years old, balled his fiSTS in anger!! "My mommy says I'm pretty! 😡😡😡😡😤😤😤😤😤😡😡😡🚜😤😤😤😤"

Jacob wants to drown him. 💦

Hunter had a charming face. 😍

Mark huggled Jacob. :3 "Thanks for inviting me, smexy kitty."

Jacob b00ped his nose. xD "Of course!"

Ally, Dinah, Camila, Normani, and Lauren walked through the front door. 👀👀

When Dinah sAw (*makes whurring saw noise woo*) the kids, she turned around. "I am n0t going to be splish splashing 💦 around in a baby p00l with a bunch of doce 12 twelve year olds."

"14," Jacob corrected. (or should i say, "catorce 14 fourteen")

Camila grabbed Dinah's hand. how romantic! "Cheechee, please stay. 😩"

Dinah pouted. "I hate you, Chancho. Don't do this to me. 😡😡"

Jacob was so happy that all his friends came over! But one person was missing...

He took out his cellular device and dialed D-D-D-Donald's number. He didn't pick up for the 7th time.

Jacob shrugged? "Donald won't hit me back." he had a song idea?

Mackenzie asked, "Didn't you break up with him?¿?" 🙈

Jacob laughed. "Oh, yeah! 🙈😝 aNYWAYS, let's go swimming!"

When Jacob led everyone to the backyard, Dinah said, "L00k, it's not a baby p00l!" 👴

She jumped in. Canola followed.

The Rowland brothers all dived in. So did Johnny and Mackenzie. 😘

Normani and Ally sat BESIDE the pool. with Mark. 😰

Jacob l00ked at Lauren. 👀 "Are you gonna get in, pardner?"

Lauren sh00keth her head. "I wanna apologize." (it's gonna get serious for a couple seconds)

Jacob was confuzzled? :3 "For what?"

Lauren hesitated and replied, "For being rude to you. It was wrong. So, I'm sorry."

Jacob had literal tears forming in his eyes. "Do you mean that?"

Lauren smiled. "Sure."

Jacob LIT up wOoO! "Great! Let's get into the pool."

Lauren and Jacob joomped into the water. Splish splash whOOsh! 💦💨

Lauren, Canola, Normami, and Ally started playing chicken. bok bok! 🐔 (@ marina)

Ashton splashed Jacob. in the eyes. 😡 "Hey, loser!"

Jacob heckin' hated that kid! 😤

He LUNGED at Ashton and held his head under the water. Jacob l00ked 👀 around to make sure no one was calling the police. 👮🚓

Brandon and Dinah were cheering! woo!

Ashton drowned. oof! he ded.

Love you, Jesus. 😘

Hunter's charming face looked aNgrY!! "Did you just drown my brother?! 😤😤😤😤 I'm gonna drown you, ugly! 💦"

Brandon held him back. "As long as mommy doesn't know, I think we're fine. :)"

Hunter snorted (crack). "Our parents are ded. oOf! All I have NOW is you and your fidget spinners." He climbed out of the p00l and began to dry off.

Mark splish splash whOOshed! 💦💨 into the pool.

Johnny swam towards Mark and Jacob. "That was totally rad, dude! 😂👏😂👏"

Jacob giGgled? "hAhA harf! Let's just throw Ashton out of the pool and I'll get rid of him later."

Together.... with friendship and teamwork.... the three boys threw Ashton over the side.

SUDDENLY CKDKD, violent splashing was heard! 💦💦 Splish splash whOOsh! 💦💨💦💦

Dinah was drowning Mackenzie.

Oof!

She ded, too.

Johnny dabbed. "My grillfriend is snorkling."

Dinah threw Mackenzie's body over the side of the pool. "She's just sleeping. Don't worry."

Canola said, "Dinah, I thought you were a good kid."

Dinah nudged her. and nuzzled her. :3

Jacob smiled. His friends made him "haha" all the time. He had a rootin' tootin' time hanging out with them.


A/N: the idea for this chapter was brought to you by holyallysus . if y'all have any ideas, then comment or message me. :)

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