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Funny Texts

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*•~ The second book "Funny Texts 2" is out now!~•* •~ATTENTION~• IF YOU CONTINUALLY CURSE IN THE COMMENTS, Y... 更多

~(1)~ CAPS LOCK
~(2)~ When I Was A Kid..
~(3)~ Walmart Logic
~(4)~ Mind Blown XD
~(5)~ Best Friend logic
~(6)~ Revenge
~(7)~ Note To Self:
~(8)~ That Random Citizen
~(9)~ What Am I Thinking?
~(10)~ The Things You Do For Cake
~(11)~ Followers on Instagram
~(12)~ Did It Hurt?
~(13)~ Guy Problems
~(14)~ I Love YouTube!
~(15)~ Google Earth
~(16)~ My Phone
~(17)~ Pokéballs
~(18)~ Ice Cream
~(19)~ Closer
~(20)~ Fictional Characters
~(21)~ Bad Girls
~(22)~ Checking My Phone
~(23)~ My Prince
~(24)~ Moods
~(25)~ Sigh
~(26)~ Clapping
~(27)~ The Stages Of Shipping
~(28)~ Moods #2
~(29)~ Eggs
~(30)~ If Someone Ever Cheats On Me
~(31)~ Do Authors..
~(32)~ Who Do They Ship Me With?
~(33)~ Stress
~(34)~ Toasters
~(35)~ People Skills
~(36)~ Don't Lose Your Pen
~(37)~ Mario Mario
~(38)~ Sorry Honey
~(39)~ I Game So Much..
~(40)~ Coffee
~(41)~ Banana
~(42)~ Nerd
~(43)~ No Idea
~(44)~ Fridge
~(45)~ Graduation party
~(46)~ CHOKING
~(47)~ Call Me
~(48)~ Are You Single?
~(49)~ My Life
~(50)~ Nah
~(51)~ Things To Do In Public
~(52)~ (☉‿☉)
~(53)~ Why Women Go To The Bathroom Together
~(54)~ Did It Hurt? #2
~(55)~ Want To Be A Hacker?
~(56)~ Divergent Factions At The Bookstore
~(57)~ The Monkey
~(58)~ MY PRECIOUS
~(59)~ Dinosaurs
~(60)~ Grocery Stores At Midnight
~(61)~ I Have To Pee
~(62)~ SAVE THE COMPUTER
~(63)~ Stupid
~(64)~ 2000 PIZZAS
~(65)~ The One
~(66)~ Ruh-Roh
~(67)~ Slang
~(68)~ Chinese Food
~(69)~ 7 Ways To Get Over Fictional Characters
~(70)~ Sims
~(71)~ Thceif
~(72)~ Titanic
~(73)~ Me Half of the Time
~(74)~ Laws
~(75)~ Boom
~(76)~ Mc Goth
~(77)~ 🚙🚓
~(78)~ You
~(79)~ How To Kiss A Boy
~(80)~ Fear
~(81)~ Fangirl
~(82)~ Level 10
~(83)~ Why Do We Need School?
~(84)~ But Mum!
~(85)~ THX
~(86)~ Waking Nightmare
~(87)~ Tough
~(88)~ You Don't Know Pain..
~(89)~ Doors And Windows
~(90)~ What Do I Send?
~(91)~ Artificial Intelligence
~(92)~ Morons
~(93)~ Giving Up
~(94)~ I Cannot Help
~(95)~ Scary Movies
~(96)~ School
~(97)~ Natural Sunlight
~(98)~ Sticks And Stones..
~(99)~ Cat
~(100)~ Shorts And Longs
~(101)~ idk
~(102)~ Sarcasm
~(103)~ I Only Have Ten
~(104)~ Ice Cream #2
~(105)~ The Real Treasure
~(106)~ Wrong Number
~(107)~ Priceless
~(108)~ Panic At The Disco
~(109)~ Once Upon A Time
~(110)~ Very Good
~(111)~ Phone Cake
~(112)~ Mind Readers
~(113)~ CANNONS
~(114)~ Giggle In French
~(115)~ Freaking Genius
~(116)~ Heroic Death
~(117)~ No More Tears
~(118)~ Babies
~(119)~ Rad'ish'
~(120)~ Batteries
~(121)~ My Life #2
~(122)~ Feel
~(123)~ Prank
~(124)~ Breadsticks
~(125)~ Brick
~(126)~ Sass
~(127)~ I wish
~(128)~ Defenestration
~(129)~ Funniest Joke
~(130)~ Anxiety
~(131)~ Women's Magazine
~(132)~ Fastest Land Mammal
~(133)~ Mermaids
~(134)~ Skylight
~(135)~ Previously On..
~(136)~ The Sun
~(137)~ HOW TO CHEER UP
~(138)~ Sarcasm #2
~(139)~ Advertising Board
~(140)~ Salad
~(141)~ Dairy Queen
~(142)~ New Zelda Game
~(143)~ NASA Knows
~(144)~ The Immortal
~(145)~ WHY
~(146)~ Roses Are Black..
~(147)~ Use The Sleep
~(148)~ Best Prank Ever
~(149)~ Story Telling
~(150)~ Fairy Light Disco
~(151)~ Would You Press The Button?
~(152)~ Chips At Walmart
~(153)~ Cheeseburger Stabbing
~(154)~ Oh No
~(155)~ Fire, No..
~(156)~ Minor Character
~(157)~ One Americano
~(158)~ How To Get Through Horror Games
~(159)~ Audition
~(160)~ Singing Disney Duets
~(161)~ Office Supplies
~(162)~ Stressed Coral
~(163)~ 2444666668888888
~(164)~ Dropping Something
~(165)~ Delighted
~(166)~ Cat Girl Gang
~(167)~ Follow Your Dreams
~(168)~ Watch This
~(169)~ Travel
~(170)~ What Do You Save?
~(171)~ OTP
~(172)~ Glasses
~(173)~ Shut Up Chocolate
~(174)~ Cold Heart
~(175)~ You'll Never Find Out
~(176)~ CHINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~(177)~ V O I D
~(178)~ COMING SOON
~(179)~ This Is 911..
~(180)~ The Speed Of Fast
~(181)~ Quiet
~(182)~ How Chicks Put On Lipstick
~(183)~ Roller Coaster
~(184)~ Trix And Video Games
~(185)~Unknown Album
~(186)~ Mythbusters
~(187)~ Cliffhangers
~(188)~ Survey
~(189)~ Truth Or Dare
~(190)~ Camouflage
~(191)~ Chips
~(192)~ Details
~(193)~ Stabbed By Sword
~(194)~ Ducks & Bread
~(195)~ TV
~(196)~ The Day After Yesterday
~(197)~ Be Right Back
~(198)~ College*
~(199)~ I Like Your Shirt
~(200)~ My Hart

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Funny Texts

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*•~ The second book "Funny Texts 2" is out now!~•* •~ATTENTION~• IF YOU CONTINUALLY CURSE IN THE COMMENTS, YOU WILL BE MUTED! Jokes, comebacks, fun...

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~(104)~ Ice Cream #2

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I keep cursing in ice cream flavors and my mom has told me to stop.

Update: I still haven't stopped

How do you curse in ice cream flavors?

"What the mint chocolate chip did you say to me punk?"

"I'll kick your rocky road and then punch the ever loving strawberry cheesecake out of you."

That was beautiful.

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