[ Him ; Her ; Narration ]
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Thursday, 9:03 pm
calling : kayden
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"Hi."
"Hey."
"..."
"Um..."
"Yes?"
"What's up?"
"Nothing."
"Are you okay?"
"Not really."
"Do you want to talk about it?"
"Not really."
"..."
"..."
"The weather's pretty nice isn't it?"
"Yes, indeed it is."
"Hey, do you know what concert only cost 45 cents?"
"Changing the subject rapidly, are we? And the answer to that is no."
"Fifty cents and Nickleback. Get it?"
"Ha, very funny."
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Daisy."
"Daisy who?"
"DEY SEE ME ROLLIN' DEY HATIN'."
"*Soft chuckling*"
"Hey, Kayden?"
"Yes?"
"Have you seen the movie 'Constipation' yet?"
"That's a movie? I've never heard of it."
"That's because it hasn't come out yet. HAHAHAHAHA."
"...."
"What did the ocean say to the other ocean?"
"What?"
"Nothing, they waved at each other."
"..."
"Did you sea what I did there?"
"Nope."
"I'm shore you did."
"Do you spend your whole life on the internet or do you not have a life?"
"Don't be a beach Kayden, be a nice guy."
"You're so corny."
"Cornalicious Emma at your service. Feelin better?"
"Yeah, thank you."
"I'm glad to hear that."
"I'm glad I got to know you."
"Getting deep now are we but I agree."
"I hope you'll always be at the end of this line, being your corny ass self."
"I'll always be at the end of this line, I'll always be by your sideeeee."
"That was cheesy."
"Cheesier than cheese."
"Cheesier than mozzarella."
"Goodnight Kayden."
"Goodnight Ems."
CALL ENDED
[a/n: the jokes used above are taken off the internet because i am unoriginal asf. credit to their rightful owner.]