[SDMN] Texts

By chilichile

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What do the Sidemen's texts look like? This book is random and silly 😜 More

Yo
Grocery Shopping
Emonica
NO SLEEP
Josh is jelly
Simon likes JB
Shahada
Birthday Boy!
Waffles
Names
Thank You! (A/N)
Netflix and Chill?
Block Boy and Bullies
Snowy Nude
When you try your best
Part 2: Tattle Tale
Fish fish fish
SO GÅY
Very drunk in "love"
WOAH ITS 2017
Da(e)d
Gang ting time
Guess what ship im writing about!
1000DEGREE LYRIC PRANK GONE SEXUAL CHALLENGE
INTRUDER!!!
The Name Game
>meow<
SDMN Dramaaa parody
Dramaaa Parody Pt. 2
Dramaaa Parody Pt. 3
Dramaaa Parody Pt. 4
Dramaaa Parody Pt. 5
Dramaaa Parody Pt. 6
Dramaaa Parody Pt. 7
Dramaaa Parody Pt. 8
Dramaaa Parody Pt. 9
Dramaaa Parody Pt. 10
Dramaaa Parody Pt. 11
Dramaaa Parody ENDING
silly bitch

At da club

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By chilichile

Miniminer 2 Calfuckboy

[Minter]
help meee!!

[Calfridge]
why r u texting me?

we're in the same room

[Minter]
there's this girl trying to hit on me and I don't know how to get away

[Calfridge]
why do u need MY help ?

[Minter]
because you know how awkward I am around humans of the female gender

besides she's a ginger and I'm not crazy about them

[Calfridge]
... but im a ginger ...

[Minter]
exactly

[Calfridge]
do u want my help or not

[Minter]
I do! I do! Sorry

jeez this is convo so cringy

cal???

NO SHES TOUCHING MY KNEE IN A SEDUCTIVE WAY

[Calfridge]
just have a one night stand

u never get this kind of an opportunity

[Minter]
I don't do one nighters

I'm lonely not desperate

[Calfridge]
all I want to do is dance with hot girls and ur killing my vibe man

[Minter]
I'm showing her zero interest and she's being creepily persistent

[Calfridge]
FUCKING FINE

what do u want me to do??

[Minter]
you can talk to girls. Distract her, flirt

[Calfridge]
why don't u just say u have to use restrooms¿

[Minter]
ohhhhh that's a good idea 💡

thank you! I'm free now

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