Note: These are kinda evil >:)
Aries: Throw all your personal items at your car, hack your Facebook and announce your actions to the world
Taurus: Put itching powder in all your clothes and casually continues to date you (to watch your personal demise)
Gemini: Give your computer a virus and throw deviled eggs at your house
Cancer: Call your f*cking mom to tell her what a major ass disappointment your are
Leo: Threaten you with public humiliation and spend all the money in your bank account without thought
Virgo: Stalk you to understand what they did to make you cheat (but will decide that you're just an a**hole) and smear peanut butter in your hard drive
Libra: Sell your information to a sketchy website and allow 14 year olds to use your ID to get wine coolers (but what if the ID is non-transferable?)
Scorpio: Smile and walks away (*you go mysteriously missing 3 days later)
Sagittarius: Leave and never look back So far the least evil thing
Capricorn: Pretends like nothing happened, then tell all their friends that you died in a car accident
Aquarius: Text you 90 times telling you what a loser you are, then blocks your number
Pisces: Stare at a wall for a day wondering what they did wrong, burn your house down and assumes the entire thing was a dream
Man, I want to make some illustrations for this 😅