WHAT HAN IS POSTING THREE IMAGINES WITHIN IN A WEEK AFTER NOT POSTING FOR ALMOST 70 YEARS?
Haha you wish, buddy.
I actually don't really like the prompts in the second chapter so I have more.
1) "The doctor said it's normal" - "Well that doesn't mean it doesn't hurt."
2) "Baby, you are not a bother." - "I'm to needy, you don't deserve it."
3) "Come with me to the other room." - "We are not going to talk about this now."
4) "Did you just hiss at me?" - "Are you judging me?"
5) "Don't yell at me like I am a child!" - "DON'T THROW SCISSORS!"
6) "Here, take my blanket/jacket." - "I told you, I am not cold." *shivering*
7) "Did you hear that?" - "I'm telling you, I am haunted."
8) "I just wanted an easy day with my boyfriend/girlfriend, is that to much to ask for?"
9) "Why are you awake right now?"
10) "Come over here and make me."
11) "I want my best friend back." - "*insert name here* is over there."
12) "H-how long have you been standing there?" - "Long enough."
13) "You are lying, you are blushing." - "Shut up, no I am not!"
14) "No, I am not talking to you."
15) "No more!" - "Okay fine, I won't send you any more selfies."
16) "What do you have?" - "Pizza rolls, and Cup O' Noodles... that's about it. Popcorn?"
18) "Open this." - "Can you say please?"
19) "I just came to say goodbye.." - "Bullcrap, you just feel bad."
20) "You're on level 176." - "Can you judge me harder?"
21) "Jinx, you owe me a coke." - *is not allowed to talk until they buy coke*
22) "Please don't leave me." - "I don't want to go."
24) "Liar, liar, pants on fire!" - "Seriously you are worse than a kid."
26) "Is it that time of month?" - "You literally ask that any time I am mad at you!"
27) We're going downtown." - "There's a strip club downtown!"
28) "You weren't supposed to hear that." - "You shouldn't be saying it then."
30) "Take it off." - "Like a bandaid?"
31) "I told you..." - "Yeah, yeah, yeah... quit nagging."
32) "Boo?" - "You're my boo."
33) "Don't ever do that again! You scared the living daylights out of me!"
34) "You broke what?!?" - "Don't worry, I'm okay!"
35) "Why're you dressed like that?" - "Does that mean it looks good or should I change?"
36) "Fine, just do what you have to do." - "Can you stop being so freaking cute so I can concentrate?"
37) "...then I picked up your coffee by mistake." - "All I want is an apology."
38) "Well, this is awkward." - "Don't touch me."
39) "You can't make me!" - "What're you? Five?"
40) You're a blanket hog!" - "Leave me alone and stop being so selfish."
41) "It's not fair that you're hot and funny." - "Look who's talking.. just kidding your jokes suck."
42) "I hate you." - "No you don't." (oh how I hate when people do this)
43) "Should I be worried?" - "Is the grass green?"
44) "You're kidding me?!" - "Shush, my mom never taught me."
45) "I'm your lock screen?" - "You were not supposed to see that."
46) "Will you go out with me?" - "As long as you hold my hand."
48) "Come inside, I'm sorry.." - "Not until you apologize." - "I just said I was freaking sorry!"
49) "Your voice is sexy." - "Your ass is sexy."
50) "If I asked you, you would say no." - "You don't know that."
51) "Seriously, the chimney?" - " The squirrel can't win!"
52) "32?" - "I'll prove it."
53) "It's just so little and adorable.." - "That's what she said."
54) "You're not mature enough to be a parent." - "Try me."
55) "Take a chance." - "Uhm, lemme think.. no."
57) "You forgot about my birthday!' - "In my defense, I forget about a lot of things."
58) "You need more stamina." - "No, I need more steak and eggs.. so get on it."
59) "Can you dance with me?" - "You are not mad?"
60) "I'll smash it, I swear." - "You smash it and we are done."
61) "Move!" - "Why would I move if I am so comfy where I am?"
62) "I'm not going in." - "Then we are not getting a treat afterwards."
64) "I found it in the recycling bin." - "Well, you're the one killing the environment, so who's really in the wrong here?"
65) "We bet, and you lost." - "But tattoos are permanent!"
66) "Can you quit being so sassy?" - "Can you quit being so controlling?"
67) "Are you getting jealous?" - "You're changing your outfit, now!"
68) "What time is it there?" - "We're in the same time-zone.."
69;) "Quit flirting." - "I didn't mean to-"
70) "I just don't know what happened." - "You are to good for them."
71) "You have a cute nose, don't make me break it."
73) "You still need your baby blanket?"
76) "I bet it's a boy." - "I bet it's a turtle."
77) "Spare change?" - "You can't be responsible, you don't get your wallet."
78) "Cuddle or leave." - "So is that a no to supper?"
80) "Why did I marry you?" - "It took a lot of convincing."
81) "Who's texting you?" - "Uhmm.. nobody?"
82) "You have two choices." - "Neither of which I like."
83) "I want a dog." - "I want a cat."
84) "Chinese food." - "Do we even know what that's made of?"
86) "You don't know how to change your tire?" - "Give it a rest, would you."
87) "That's my ex-boyfriend/girlfriend." - "Well kiss me so they can see."
88) "We got lucky. You're not gonna do that again, right?"
89) "Hey, babe, look what I found." - "GET THAT OUT OF THE HOUSE, NOW!" (*cough* Tom with spiders *cough*)
90) "You've been replaced." - "Alright, we'll see how you feel when you need me to kill a spider in the shower."
91) "Are those slippers?" - "Is that you being mean? AGAIN?"
92) "You forgot your book." - "No, I lost my book!"
93) "You're weird." - "Or you are just basic."
94) "We need a vacation." - "You read my mind to much, it's scary."
95) "Why'd you hug him? Do you love him?"
96) "Sorry." - "Good choice."
97) "Luck? Nope. Skills."
98) "Why can't you just believe me?" - "Because you lied about it before."
Isn't my cat Tom just the cutest? <3