Request from: -LordDominator
3 more requests opportunitys!
Bank robberys, assassinations, kidnappings doesn't matter, you did 'em all! Never for free of course because you were one of the best villain service/gadget providers and fierce competitor to black hat inc. You and black hat were always at eachothers necks, the employees who work for you always say that if you both really took time to know eachother you'd both be friends and maybe lovers which you black hat alike found absolutely preposterous but..deep down in the back of your minds you both couldn't help but think that the other was cool or maybe someone you'd like to hang out with..or hug....or marry.....or fu- BUT NO! an evil villain must not show weakness!
Back story out of the way...
You had recently ran out of ammo for your favorite ray gun so of course just to your luck the only person who sold it..illegally. So you knock on the door of his mansion and wait to soon be greeted by dr.flug and 5.0.5 "oh hello ms. (Y/n), h-how ar-" flug shuts up when you push him out of the door so you can walk inside "im better than you, now wheres black hat?" You say while you walk down the halls as 5.0.5 and flug follow you "he's in his office...d-doing paperwork you...probably shouldn't bpther him.." he finishedwhat he was saying after you barged into black hat office.
"Hey..." you say like you didn't practically almost break his door down "yes, hello (y/n), i wasn't busy or anything. What do you want?" He says obviously annoyed "so..remember that ray gun you sold me like 2 month ago? Yeah, that outta ammo so can i have some more?" You ask sitting on his desk "firstly, you stole that ray gun from me and second you'll have to pay this time." He says lightly trying to push you off his desk but you didn't move an inch. You slip 55 dollars on his desk and say "can i have it now?" But then hear demencia giggle and say "have what? His di-" "D-DEMENCIA OUT OF MY OFFICE NOW!!" black hat screamed as shake your head slightly angered at what you knew she about to say.
"Ugh..i don't know why they think we're all lovey-dovey, i don't swing that way. Its business and only business." You say crossing your arms "yes, same here....but you can agree we would make a great team," he says smirking "yeah i guess your right!" You say being nosey and looking through his papers "then shall we have a meeting at (insert favorite fancy restaurant here), friday?" He asks "does 6pm work for you?" You ask "anytime works for me darling" he says reaching for something under his desk "oh here" he tossed you she pack of ammo "do i get to keep my 55 dollars?" You ask putting walking towards his door.
"Hilarious..." he jokes as he puts the money in his vest pocket "keep it. well see you Friday" you say nearly out of the office "of course, goodbye i love you-" he hoped you didn't hear that last part which gladly you didn't "what?" You ask "are you deaf? I said goodbye and i hate you." He said and with that you walking home.
LATER
"Sir..did you score a date earlier?" Flug ask smugly "maybe i did, maybe i didn't. Its really none of your business doctor" black hat says becoming pissed that flug knows he asked his worst enemy on a date "well..demencia said she heard the entire conversation and i was just wondering" flug says shrugging "you will tell me where she is right NOW." black hat said coldly while tightly gripping flug neck as he says"sh-shes in the kitchen!!" Black hat bolts to the kitchen where clashing and bangs can be clearly heard.