C mon: ur mum is cheese
Lonely L: y tho
Lonely L: ar eyou high
Lonely L: simon
Lonely L: simon
Lonely L: simon ffs
Lonely L: did you pass out on the side of the street or something
Lonely L: are you dead
Lonley L: your dead
Lonely L: your dead its official
C mon: shut up pls
Lonely L: no why
C mon: im trying to live my life man
Lonely L: what about me tho
C mon: aren't you dead already
Lonely L: true but im bored
C mon: well what do you want to do
Lonely L: die
Lonely L: no actually like
C mon: ?
Lonely L: a game or smth
C mon: idk what to do
Lonely L: help me
C mon: that could be taken two ways
Lonely L: shut the fuck up bitch and let me speak
C mon: nononononononononono :)
Lonely L: die
Lonely L: hoe
C mon: okay byeee see you in hell
Lonely L: no waylt
Lonely L: wait*
C mon: too latee you let me die rip
Lonely L: no why
Lonely L: fifa?
Lonely L: rtocket league or ???
C mon: you suck at both those games
Lonely L: but
Lonely L: no
Lonely L: battlegrounds then
C mon: but
C mon:yes
C mon: sure
Lonely L: :DD!
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C mon: i was right when I said you sucked at everything lol
Lonely L: everything? ;)
C mon: kys no get your mind out of the gutter it's not a house
Lonely L: jay brought me a popsicle cause its fucking hot
Lonely L: thats what i meant you sick fuk
C mon: im not the one licking a popsicle m8
Lonely L: im not thjo
C mon: HAH, GAYYYYY
Lonely L: i bit it in half
C mon: :o
Lonely L: ;)))
C mon: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lonely L: oh frrswujksvecbluijb3euosdf
C mon: are u okay did u get a brain freeze
Lonely L: ͡° ͡° ͡° ͡° ͡° ͡° ͡° ͡° ͡° ͡° ͡° ͡° ͡° ͡° ͡° ͡° ͡° ͡°
C mon: what is your life
C mon: im going to die alone
C mon: hellooooooooooooooooooooooo???????
Lonely L: im here chikll
C mon: what happened
Lonely L: fukcing death m,an
Lonely L: was liut
C mon: did you get drugged or some shit
Lonely L: yett
Lonely L: yeeeh
Lonely L: yeete
C mon: ffs do I need to come get you
Lonely L: yeeeeeeeeeet
Lonely L: actually yeh thou
Lonely L: jay lefht me for saome chic
C mon: aw straight people suck
Lonely L: do you scuk?
C mon: omg context is great use it
Lonely L: wait no
Lonely L: i meanmt youa suck then
C mon: beg to differ m8
Lonely L: waity
Lonely L: wwhat
C mon: yah?
Lonely L: so
Lonely L: you dotn suc k cause you ainy straight
C mon: yay your brain seems to work
Lonely L: but do you suck d
C mon: wait I take it back
Lonely L: no but ureally
Lonely L: alkso pick me up how
Lonely L: hoe
Lonely L: hoehoehoehoehoehoe
C mon: I am driving stfu where are you
Lonely L: hi
Lonely L: herfe
Lonely L: i see youi
C mon: are you sure about that
Lonely L: >:(
C mon: there is some dude yelling at me lol
C mon: OH WAIT
C mon: I AM MAKING A U TURN
Lonely L: >:))
C mon: the things I do for you
Lonely L: >:)))))))D
C mon: wahtttttt
Lonely L: :ooooooooooooooo
C mon: just get in the car
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Lonely L: why are you stiulkl here
Lonely L: its been hourss
C mon: it's my house and it's been 5 minutes
C mon: do you want food or not
Lonely L: NUGGETS
C mon: we don't have that
Lonely L: CHICKEN NUHUGETS
Lonely L: CHIAIEKNEEK NIUGGETSS
C mon: CHILL
Lonely L: NUGGEEETSTSTSTTSTSTSTST
C mon: I will smack you
Lonely L: nuggets
C mon: ugh
Lonely L: :(
C mon: btw I can hear you screaming from down here, stfu or you will wake up the whole flat
Lonely L: i want chicken
C mon: and I want your mother to unbirth you
Lonely L: wat
Lonely L: how
C mon: sceince
Lonely L: but
Lonely L: no
C mon: yes
Lonely L: then i wontr be able to see you :((
C mon: that's a shame
Lonely L: :00
Lonely L: butt
Lonely L: ur face
C mon: what's your point here
Lonely L: i wont be able to seeeee you anymoore
C mon: aw poor baby you can always come downstairs
Lonely L: ur face is prety
C mon: thanks??
C mon: lachy?
C mon: are you ok?
C mon: dude
C mon: I will call the ambulance
C mon: asnwerrrr meeee you locked the door
Lonely L: GIMME NUGGETS u butt
C mon: shut the fuck upp
C mon: I was actually worried
Lonely L: awww <3 cute
Lonely L: u care about me :00
C mon: whatever floats ur boat
Lonely L: u looovvveee meeee
C mon: I barely know u
Lonely L: you live with meee
C mon: *just moved in with you
Lonely L: you could've chosen viiikk
C mon: but vik isn't my type
Lonely L: IKNWEIT
C mon: NOT LIKE THAT DHSKH:FDS
Lonely L: I CALLED IT HAH
C mon: SHUT UP NOOOO
Lonely L: HAH HAH I SAID SIAOSOSOAIOAW
Lonely L: vik tolds me
C mon: you are visibly insane
Lonely L: coem here
C mon: whyyyy?
Lonely L: i wanna see how embarrassed you are
Lonely L: cmon
Lonely L: dude'
Lonely L: simkon
Lonely L: giraffea
Lonely L: babe
Lonely L: hot stuff
Lonely L: tall man who is somehow living with me and is actualkly hella ghay
C mon: you realized you just typed all that right
Lonely L: yes
C mon: ill be up in 5 minutes
Lonely L: :DDD